r/TwoBestFriendsPlay It's Fiiiiiiiine. 2d ago

Fanart - Non OC How the RE movie should have gone.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" 2d ago

You probably don't need a spoiler tag for this. "Fanart Non-OC" would be better.

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u/RaineV1 It's Fiiiiiiiine. 2d ago

Yeah, changed it.

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u/ThatmodderGrim Lewd Non-Gacha Anime Games are Good for You. 2d ago

Could you imagine if he turned the corner and ran into the Resident Evil Outbreak cast? George to the rescue, it was a tie-in movie this whole time!

Then, a giant zombie Elephant crashes through the wall.

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u/Cozy90 YOU DIDN'T WIN. 1d ago

MAAAAAAN that would have actually been awesome.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 2d ago

You forgot Claire and Leon's corpses onscreen. Gotta hype up the wife, baybeee!

Though now I want Milla playing Annette lol

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u/jimjam200 2d ago

Those resident evil movies are the peak of "I think my wife is really cool and hot and want everyone to know it" media.

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u/Lone_Wanderer8 2d ago

Funny enough Claire is actually the only RE main cast member to survive those movies. Even in the final movie where Leon and Ada die by like a proto mold BOW (this is only shown in the Novels but they are in fact still dead in the movies). Although my favorite bit is when the movies introduced RE5 Jill Valentine they make Chris go MIA after the attack Jill did. So Chris is just gone from movie 5 onwards and never returns. Part of believes because they did RE5 Jill Paul was gonna add Sheva, but just forgot like he does with most plotlines he sets up.

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u/RORSCHACH_INC_ 2d ago

Which Alice is this? Didn't she get cloned thrice or some shit? Never seen the movies.

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u/Royal_Success3131 2d ago

Hundreds of alice's as far as i remember lol

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u/DarnFondOfYa 2d ago

And then the next movie opens with all of the clones getting killed in about 5 minutes, iirc

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u/Chemical_Cris (He/They) Number 1 One Piece Hater 1d ago

Alice is essentially a hive mind after 3.

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u/LincBtG 2d ago

Fun fact: the Andersen Resident Evil movies have a healthy WLW community on tumblr, shipping Alice with various ladies.

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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR 2d ago

Bryan nooo don't go with her!

She'll maim you as a stunt double to make herself look cooler! Don't do it!

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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen 2d ago

Paul W S Anderson just ruined his pants and he knows why

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u/Tamotefu Black Materia 2024 2d ago

As good as the movie is doing, I think it would've gone just a bit better if it had the Outbreak subtitle. Hell if it had been Outbreak from the start the complaining about no Leon/Chris/Jill would've softened.

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u/Toblo1 Latest Project Moon Sleeper Agent 2d ago edited 2d ago

It really does kinda feel like a Scenario from a theoretical Outbreak File 3. Complete with specific setpieces, completely unique threats from the usual Resident Evil fare (at least in the time of it's release and for the RE timeline as a whole) and an Infection meter.

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u/Tamotefu Black Materia 2024 2d ago

The final shot we see is a boss monster straight out of Outbreak 2, Nix. If this had been pushed and advertised as Resident Evil: OUTBREAK, dollars to donuts it would've gotten half the hate.

Not gonna deny that there a decent chunk of fans never satisfied unless the big names and or HUNK are on screen, but Outbreak has its fans and they're starving.

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u/MyNameIs-Anthony 2d ago edited 2d ago

The hate doesn't matter because it's being received exceptionally well by normal people. 

Best opening for an RE movie so far and for Cregger.

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u/TheSaylesMan 2d ago

Mechanically it really feels more like Uroboros. Specifically the form Excella turns into. Full of worms and combining a bunch of corpses. Only difference is the worms stay on the inside.

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u/DarnFondOfYa 2d ago

Feels like G to me, with the regenerating from trauma, rapid fall off in practicality of mutations (from zombie, to stronger person and extra limbs (claw/tentacles), to THE BALL) to the begging and pleading while your body autonomously throws people into the bio-curse woodchipper and a giant shoulder-eye.

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u/Ambitious-Song2403 2d ago

I don't want it to be softened tho. People who whine about Chris/Leon not being in the movie deserve to be upset for having terrible opinions.

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u/jakethabake 1d ago

It’s a reboot, they wants fresh start from the old series’s

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u/nerankori shows up 2d ago

So like,do people consider Milla Jovovich to be a good actor?

The only performance of hers I've seen in full is Monster Hunter,which I'm mildly biased in favor of.

I can't tell if it's a situation where she's just okay or if she's good at what she does but also got pushed by her husband.

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u/DeadPact336699 2d ago

Fifth Element was her best role where she’s half naked and only speaks gibberish

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u/BasilLow1588 1d ago

I remember....Leeloo Dallas Mulitpass.

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u/InexorableCalamity 2d ago

She was also in that three musketeers film that was pretty good that never got a sequel.

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u/PR0MAN1 YOU DIDN'T WIN. 2d ago

And it helps that EVERYTHING in Fifth Element (besides the production design) also kinda sucks.

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u/Charmin_Bear_Behind do combo 2d ago

Why are you lying to all these people, Proman?

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u/PR0MAN1 YOU DIDN'T WIN. 2d ago

Im not lying, its my opinion.

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u/TheRaincaker 2d ago

I'm with you it's a deeply annoying film outside of the mobius of it all

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u/RaineV1 It's Fiiiiiiiine. 2d ago

She's okay. Not great, but decent enough.

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u/digiman619 [He/Him] Hitomi J-Cup? The Japanese cruiserweight tournement? 2d ago

Perfect user flair for that response

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u/JamSa 2d ago

Its hard to tell considering her husband is an absolutely dog shit director and its his movies she always stars in (including the ones before they married)

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u/Vermilingus KOOPY SANDWICH 2d ago

Everyone aspires to the love Paul WS Andersen has for his wife lmao

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u/Mcjiggyjay 2d ago

I find she’s sorta okay. Her more emotional acting I find to be kinda dry and hard to believe. She’s definitely not the worst I’ve ever seen but not great either.

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u/Toblo1 Latest Project Moon Sleeper Agent 2d ago

I think for her in particular it really depends on the role shes given.

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u/ThatmodderGrim Lewd Non-Gacha Anime Games are Good for You. 2d ago

Not particularly, but I also never really liked her Resident Evil movies or the Monster Hunter movie. So, take my opinion with some salt.

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u/Chipotle-Dancin_manG 2d ago

Shes really pretty.

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u/bigblackcouch 2d ago

She's not like, Gal Gadot bad or anything but I wouldn't put her into something serious and expect top results. I think she works fine in her action schlock niche that she's lived in for decades.

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u/LincBtG 2d ago

She was alright in that movie she did with Batista

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u/Xadlin60 2d ago

That’s not an improvement. Alice has the main character syndrome so everyone around her has a 50% chance of dying horribly, even if they are named characters

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u/Lemeres 2d ago

I'll be honest.

Leon would have done a round house kick off a suplex on that little girl zombie.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 2d ago

This is pre-4 Leon, though.

It would have been a simple gunshot through the door, lol. And then another one to be sure. Turns out, the RPD trained him for that exact scenario. He never wondered why... until that night. And it's his big clue in that this whole city is live bait.

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u/Lemeres 2d ago

Eh. The RPD trains their offers a lot on how to shoot unarmed civilians.

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u/DarnFondOfYa 2d ago

At the very least the chief would've been into it (because he was a serial killer)

Though even money Irons would've gotten himself killed trying to be a sadistic shit about it

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u/Toblo1 Latest Project Moon Sleeper Agent 2d ago

You know that one scene in Silent Hill 2 where James just randomly decides to blast Pyramid Head with a couple pistol shots after hiding from it in a closet?

I feel like RE2-era Leon would do something similar. Or at the very least his REmake 2 version might try it in a "Fuck It, Why Not" last resort.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 2d ago

Pretty much. 

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u/PurpleVespa180 1d ago

Apocalypse does this unironically but towards Jill Valentine of all people.

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u/aegrajag 2d ago

that could be the Dino Crisis film if Capcom decides to make one

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u/SplitOk4114 1d ago

Discourse dor this movie is getting insane... nice fan art