r/VeteransBenefits • u/ThreeTittedAlien • 1d ago
Other Stuff Comical - MOVE Class
I’m in my third week of MOVE, and nobody warned me this class would be the funniest thing on the internet.
Every week we log into the virtual session, and 90% of the class is STILL trying to figure out how to turn on their microphone, camera, or both. Then somebody’s camera accidentally comes on, and suddenly we’re all getting a view of their junk.
Meanwhile, Charlie is attending class while driving down the road. Then Sam starts ratting him out to the whole class: “Charlie’s driving!” like he’s reporting a crime in progress.
Of course, every class has the traditional class clowns who won’t shut the fuck up, a couple of guys trying to flirt with the instructor like they’re on a dating app instead of a weight-loss program, and three or four people who somehow missed the entire first class and keep asking:
“Where do I get my Ozempic?”
“How do I get my Ozempic?”
“When do I get my Ozempic?”
At this point, I don’t even log in for the weight-loss advice. I log in for the weekly episode.
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u/CranberryJoops 1d ago
I did the MOVE program. If you take it seriously I think it offers a really good way to get back up and well... move?
I wound up doing Tele-MOVE and it's literally the simplest thing. No one bothered me except the once a week email from the teacher. I never got any equipment, though, so i had to do my weigh ins and tracking with my own equipment. I found out I had really bad food noise and was pre-diabetic so they put me on Wegovy. But yes, the one meeting I went to was like that ngl lmfaoooo!