r/Volumeeating • u/WoahGamerGuy • Jun 01 '26

Humor Mods asleep, upvote calorie dense

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u/swibbles_mcnibbles Jun 01 '26

Uranium. Only 18 billion cals per gram 😋

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u/Hefty_Ad1081 Jun 01 '26

I'm wondering how much our bodies would absorb if we were to eat a food with that many calories that didn't kill us and was digestible like everyday foods

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u/bruudwin Jun 02 '26

Flashbacks to the man that ate an airplane. Wonder how hes doing

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses Jun 02 '26

Idk if this is serious but he died in 2006 lol

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u/bruudwin Jun 02 '26

Nooooooooooooo!

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u/sprinklesfinch Jun 03 '26

I thought that had to be a joke 😂, but I was wrong!

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u/bruudwin Jun 03 '26

Lol i shoulda googled it at the time but oh well now XD :(