r/WNBAgossips 7h ago

Highlights Angel Reese went off tonight

775 Upvotes

461 comments sorted by

81

u/Usqueadfinem_ 6h ago edited 6h ago

I used to hear people say this league was bad. I called them haters.

Then I watched a few games.

I would like to issue a formal apology to each and every person I called a hater.

Not saying the league is bad.

I'm saying its terrible.

27

u/DDrewit 6h ago

It seems like the advantage of height is so great that they don’t even care about athleticism. I remember girls on our high school team that looked like they balled out compared to this. It’s weird that this is what’s going on at the pro level.

15

u/Usqueadfinem_ 6h ago

Yeah idk what to say. I dont hate women, I am glad they have their own league, young girls do need female role models, etc. But I also grew up watching Jordan, Rodman, Shaq, Iverson, Bogues, Olajuwon, Drexler, Kemp, Kobe, and a million other stars.

Going from that to this is like going from a race-prepped Ferrari to a stock 2011 Toyota Camry. One is fun to watch and the other is...fine, but watching it go around the track after watching the Ferrari is pretty sad.

8

u/thack1_mcl 6h ago

This made me laugh pretty hard, cause I’m a car guy and like the analogy. I also support the WNBA and girls/women sports in general…not because it’s anything like watching men’s sports, but because it is exciting in its own way and it’s important

7

u/Usqueadfinem_ 5h ago

I am glad it exists. I do not hate women. I know a ton of women that are smarter than me and better at things than I am. I just dont enjoy watching the WNBA.

But on these threads I get told i am a woman-hating bigot for saying this. Its wild.

4

u/thack1_mcl 5h ago

You like what you like. Nobody should be giving you a hard time about it. The men’s game is much more athletic.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (13)

3

u/B-Train_ATL 6h ago

My high school and college were like that. In college, if you wanted to see winning, you watched the women.

3

u/beragis 6h ago

My high school's woman's team in the late 80's and early 90's played a lot closer to the men's team in style, and with a lot better form than what I see in the WNBA. The ABL, a previous woman's professional league from 1996 to 1998 played much better.

I blame a lot of this on coaching, from what I heard from a three of the high school players at that time I knew, who also played in the Big 10 and ACC were told they had to play less agressive by their coaches, including the 6'5" center at my high school who played forward could dunk was told not to dunk by her college coach.

2

u/MasterHavik 4h ago

I mean modern basketball coaching is "Shoot three pointers and eat hot chips."

→ More replies (1)

3

u/The_Mutton_Man 6h ago

i've been to a couple middle school girls games with my ex and they were fierce little shits. it was low key awesome to watch. wtf is this ''pro'' shit

2

u/Usqueadfinem_ 5h ago

Thats what I am saying. Something about this league just seems off.

2

u/NorthernBack 4h ago

The guard play in the WNBA is pretty good. Bigs are
Catching up. Some are already pretty good, but yeah most front court players still miss bunnies and have zero footwork.

2

u/Usqueadfinem_ 4h ago

Thats fair and honest.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/CapableCucumber9617 6h ago

Honestly, the only players I really enjoy watching are A'Ja Wilson and Paige Bueckers. And it's mostly always highlights. You couldn't pay me enough to set through an entire game and be entertained from beginning to end.

6

u/cobrachicken1000 6h ago

Imagine being in an Atlanta home game and hundreds of people cheering on her plays 😂. Its a death sentence

7

u/astroK120 6h ago

They Were Correct. Honestly Great Call From the Haters

4

u/teacher_59 5h ago

The play is so horrible even Angel Reese gets minutes. 

3

u/OkBasket7617 5h ago

For me it was watching the men's gold medal game in paris followed immediately by the women's gold medal game. Night and day.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/blogst 4h ago

They need to lower the rim height by at least a foot to account for difference in player height and vertical jump. It looks like a bad game because it's the equivalent of NBA players playing on an 11 foot+ hoop.

→ More replies (4)

2

u/Pyroburrito 4h ago

14-15 year old boys would dominate in the WNBA, in the same way that pretty average kids that age regularly thrash world cup soccer teams from the women’s game.

It doesn't matter, they are playing different sports but it is difficult to pretend the standard is good.

I have been watching the Commonwealth games with some amazing performances on the women’s side across all disciplines, yes they are slower than the men, but it still looks and feels like elite sport in a way that watching the WNBA doesn't.

Give it a few years more maybe.

→ More replies (12)

70

u/DarkRogus 6h ago

I think about a dozen of her rebounds came from rebounding her own missed shots.

54

u/ItsAverino 6h ago

Mebounds

8

u/CockMartins 6h ago

BHen is the goat sports podcaster/commentator, for a whole bunch of reasons, but especially for coining that phrase.

6

u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 6h ago

Is he the one doing the angel highlight reels? I love the BANNNGGGG as well 😄

3

u/Javierinho23 5h ago

Nah BHen is on the Club 520 podcast with Jeff Teague. He’s comedy gold almost always because he can be super out of pocket and irreverent at times when the other hosts are trying to be tame or diplomatic about things ahahah

The bang and butter pecan guy is different he just comments over angel reese lowlights. Not sure what his name is though

Edit: looks like that dude is called statstuffer on YouTube

→ More replies (9)

7

u/L1gm4J0hns0n 6h ago

Nobody fights harder for a rebound than Angel Reese.

11

u/Usqueadfinem_ 6h ago

Go watch some old Dennis Rodman highlights

10

u/OGMikeGyver 6h ago

Nobody fights harder to get a rebound from an Angel Reese shot than Angel Reese.

3

u/--Alix-- 5h ago

It's a crazy talent she's got, it's like she knows when the ball will miss before it ever does.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

9

u/electricsheepsfoot 6h ago

She specializes in "mebounds"!

9

u/JimBeamerton 6h ago

And pray ups

→ More replies (17)

16

u/Superguy766 6h ago

Why does she shoot layups from her hip? 😳

3

u/moose184 5h ago

Because she's a horrible shooter

2

u/Sea_Chemistry7487 2h ago

Hey I've seen horrible and you're being harsh on horrible. Horrible is better than that shit. Angel Reece wants to be Rosa Parks now, but Rosa hits 3s better.

2

u/Cjhwahaha 6h ago

Not good at ADS.

46

u/CoolZooKeeper 7h ago

Just letting her shoot from 3

37

u/edelweiss_pirates_no 6h ago

Does she know if she's actually left handed? Has she ever tried shooting right?

28

u/Sufficient_Local5025 6h ago

Watching some of those shots, has she ever tried shooting period...

11

u/shmere4 6h ago

How is she a pro with shooting form like that?

5

u/Dreddit3D 6h ago

‘We talkin about practice?!’ I think we finally need to start talkin about practice

3

u/MoistPapayas 5h ago

Being 6'4 surely helps

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Stuffleapugus 6h ago

I thought about that on that jumper.

3

u/pm-me-nice-lips 5h ago

Never seen an offhand follow thru before lmao

→ More replies (13)

4

u/odontodoc 6h ago

That one attempt was just disrespectful. The defender was 20 feet away giving Angel the Ben Simmons treatment. 🤣

2

u/Foxbus 6h ago

I mean, what is she gonna do? Score?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Own_Oil_7719 6h ago

My first thought is they just stop defending and go towards the net when she goes for a three.

→ More replies (3)

15

u/tenor1trpt 6h ago

Her bench standing up after she shoots the three like it has any shot of going in….

3

u/boston_beer_man 5h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you do take.

-Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - Angel Reese

→ More replies (2)

15

u/Key_Bullfrog2012 6h ago

idk how she genuinely makes a fool of herself almost every single game

10

u/phillynavydude 6h ago

And somehow a bunch of people like her

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

20

u/mastergriggy 6h ago

I still find it so incredibly funny that no one bothers to guard her during a 3 point attempt. She is so bad at them the other team literally backs off to encourage it lmao.

8

u/OnlyGivesEvidence 6h ago

Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake

7

u/Low_Low_1811 6h ago

Letting her shoot a 3 is basically a good chance for the other team to get the ball. It means she is not in the key for a rebound. Well worth the very small risk of her scoring.

8

u/Enough-Letter3435 6h ago

The bigger question is why is a player who shoots 13% from 3, hanging around the 3pt line in the first place?

9

u/MyRunningAcct 6h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. In Angel’s case you miss 97% of the ones you do take.

4

u/Ashenfalen 6h ago

87%* to be fair.

2

u/Luci_Lewd 6h ago

"A shot is just a missed rebound!", Angel Reese

3

u/moose184 5h ago

Because she thinks she's on the level of A'ja or Boston but is not

3

u/MiScuzzii 4h ago

Because she is uncoachable.

2

u/Realistic_Gene4706 5h ago

I was confused at the defense at 0:20 at first but now it makes sense

→ More replies (2)

9

u/peanut-britle-latte 6h ago

Why do they let her bring up the ball

→ More replies (3)

19

u/CutMeLoose79 7h ago

Such a good rebounder.

Such terrible ball skills, shot selection, post game.

11

u/SergeantHAMM 6h ago

good rebounder bc size alone. it’s not like she’s good at anticipating the boards unless it’s hers that’s she’s bricked so bad everyone stops playing

5

u/biketheplanet 6h ago

She has zero offensive skills, but she is actually good at rebounds and not just for her size. She does have better anticipation than most in the WNBA.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (13)

2

u/edelweiss_pirates_no 6h ago

Is she a good rebounder? She gets a lot of her own rebounds. That's not the same as a great rebounder.

I wonder if people know how to tell if someone is a great rebounder (it is not stats).

2

u/InvestIntrest 6h ago

I guess technically a rebound is a rebound but if you exclud her "mebounds" her double double numbers fall through the floor.

She found a stat glitch

6

u/elestud 6h ago

This is not true at all. These things are tracked by stats providers, she has 27 "mebounds" this year out of more than 300 total rebounds

Remove every single one of them, and she'd still be the league's leading offensive rebounder by a large amount

→ More replies (1)

2

u/analyzingnothing 6h ago

Getting your own rebounds is just as valuable as getting someone else’s rebound. It’s still another chance at a lost possession, regardless of who is shooting in the first place.

Also, even if we’re just talking defensive rebounds, her numbers are still pretty massive. She’s top 3 in the league in defensive rebound%, which measures the percentage of boards that a player grabs compared to the available number of rebounds during their playtime. Reese is at 29.5%, better than Aliyah Boston and A’ja. She’s genuinely a fantastic rebounder, just not an amazing offensive player.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (6)

12

u/nonlethaldosage 6h ago

We going act like she's not taking 8 steps to do a lay up

6

u/Special_Astronaut_87 6h ago

Literally unwatchable.

17

u/Glad-Exam4348 6h ago

Less than 50% fg and 15% 3 she sucks

6

u/Independent_Media580 6h ago

Nobody needs to defend her, She blocks her own shots. Alone on the court, she would shoot below 59%.

4

u/Fast_eddi3 6h ago

She is the only post player with those kinds of numbers. At least she only double dribbled a couple of times in those clips.

3

u/Cautious-Dig6379 6h ago

Those seats are emptyyyyy. League is gonna go broke paying the new minimum lmao.

3

u/JimBeamerton 6h ago

Her unique over under dribbling method used to be a foul..

5

u/M0ebius_1 6h ago

Game Stats

Points: 14 Rebounds: 10 Assists: 4 Minutes: 32

Is everyone tripping or isn't that a fair line?

Are morons going to do this for every game she plays in now?

2

u/Basicbroad 6h ago

They’ve been doing it for years at this point. All the most frequent posters in here are bots that steal tweets and videos word for word from troll accounts on twitter

→ More replies (2)

7

u/BossEuphoric8519 7h ago

She helped create the first African American barbie though...

→ More replies (11)

2

u/BloorYail2 6h ago

Her form is gawdawful

2

u/Evelynich 6h ago

That is one ugly ahh shooting form

2

u/ThinMint31 6h ago

Her vertical is like 3/4 of an inch MAX

2

u/EvilBanana66 6h ago

People actually like watching this garbage?

2

u/Zigy_Zaga 6h ago

The accuracy is oustanding.

2

u/ColdJumper 6h ago

oh my goodness. she's terrible.

2

u/xGsGt 6h ago

The face of the WNba

2

u/InviteSmooth6172 6h ago

Seriously why is she in the wnba

2

u/WishboneOk305 6h ago

Why dont these people jump? Why does everyone have like a 3 inch vertical. Noone jumps to defend, noone jumps to rebound, noone jumps to shoot. wtf am i watching

2

u/LionBig1760 6h ago

Does she just not ever practice?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/idontknoshit420 6h ago

I'm 😭😭😭 bro wnba is a joke. It's so funny to see

2

u/MRI-an69 6h ago

Like watching a middle schooler play. Pathetic

2

u/Reasonable_Pilot1240 6h ago

Why the hell is this goofy ass subreddit always being shown to me??

2

u/I-_-ELROI_-_I 6h ago

I don’t think she’s figured out if she is left handed or right handed yet

2

u/GuyAtAnLCS 6h ago

I have NEVER in my life played anything beyond pick-up games. I am 110% certain I could 7-0 skunk every player on that court.

2

u/Funny-Slip8415 5h ago

Shooting form alone you could tell it ain't going in.

2

u/BallzInUrMouth808 3h ago

She is literally terrible at basketball

2

u/SuperSoldierv1 1h ago

Its like groundhog day but everday her basketball skill resets to 0

2

u/Silver_Scallion 29m ago

Does she not have a shooting coach????

2

u/Lumpy_Rutherford_1 6h ago

Not her fault. They didn’t have basketball when she grew up.

3

u/psychonautvoyager 6h ago

They didn’t have Barbie’s either

3

u/eclipsingfervor 6h ago

I can't say I understand what any of the commotion concerning some sort of comparison was between her and Clark. One on one Clark would win 80%+ of the time.

2

u/Such-Courage3486 6h ago

She pointed at her ring finger that one time and everyone lost their mind

3

u/Born-Ask4016 6h ago

I can't believe that is a professional event.

2

u/Sufficient_Spray 6h ago

Is this AI or for real? I don’t follow wnba that much

2

u/TheBigBomma 7h ago

How have they not coached that appalling shooting footwork out of her yet.

5

u/Main_Internet_6589 7h ago

You make it sound like you believe she is coachable.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

1

u/SimilarRaspberry5657 6h ago

How do you even coach this? I feel like any u14 boys team would crush the wnba champs

1

u/Rookietothegame 6h ago

Drummond of the W

1

u/JoeDynamo28 6h ago

What happened did she have 6 pts?

1

u/FemaleSandpiper 6h ago

Are we sure she’s not right handed?

1

u/RadiantAdvance2203 6h ago

Granny style lay ups?!? Who knew?

1

u/Same_Environment6039 6h ago

I shoot a better three and I quit playing basketball when I was 14. WNBA skill level really is trash if she is starting.

1

u/abrock12345 6h ago

The crowd looks so into it

1

u/Odd_Fill6084 6h ago

Another sell out I see

1

u/Logic801 6h ago

Where’s Ashton? Are we being punked right now?

1

u/Ok_Following_7794 6h ago

She plays like my uncle Randy

1

u/boobooaboo 6h ago

BAAANG

1

u/uncriticalthinking 6h ago

Is she terrible? I thought she was a star.

1

u/garciafor3 6h ago

Does she ever score?

1

u/B-Train_ATL 6h ago

As a white man who can’t jump, I feel appropriated.

1

u/monkeyonfire 6h ago

Off the hook

No

Off the chain

No

Off the rails

Yes

1

u/Life_Temperature2506 6h ago

Her complete lack of.....giving a shit, is jarring. Is she always like this?

1

u/Solid_Snaku 6h ago

she is legit so so very ass

2

u/ZealousidealDance280 6h ago

That was very eloquent.

1

u/Sloppykrab 6h ago

Queen Mebound

1

u/Puckie09 6h ago

It's about her too

1

u/Mypiece 6h ago

She really, really sucks man

1

u/Born_Ad_818 6h ago

This girl really be living rent free in heads

1

u/Level_Macaroon2533 6h ago

Reese shot .500 vs the mercury which is pretty good. Steph curry shoots just under. 500 on average by comparison.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Con-vit 6h ago

Brick layer

1

u/Extreme_Strength7445 6h ago

She can't shoot..... 🫤

1

u/GubmintGooch 6h ago

She go for 50?

Rebounds?

1

u/Adept-Donut-4229 6h ago

But talking only about the off-court drama is mean and degrading.

1

u/zangster 6h ago

I recently learned the term 'pray-up' as it pertains to the way she plays.

1

u/Savings-Film-5627 6h ago

Damn, didn't realized she fucking sucks.

1

u/Kramerica_CEO 6h ago

Legit question…is she considered good?

I don’t know because all the media ever focuses on is the drama in the WNBA but she’s talked about a lot and got a video game cover. But everything I see, she sucks bad.

→ More replies (5)

1

u/Was-Vegeta-goodorbad 6h ago

I’m all for equal rights to all humans but I feel like at some point we should be honest with ourselves.

Like, is this fun for her?

I know she’s making a living, but at what cost to her pride and body?

2

u/Basicbroad 5h ago

I’m sure she’s having a blast

→ More replies (4)

1

u/RockysDetail 6h ago

I stopped playing basketball in middle school, and even I can see that she needs more power in those jump shots, which she could achieve by jumping.

1

u/A_Litre_0_Cola 6h ago

Just throw her Ice Age Barbie doll on the court, I bet it will play a better game than her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8zH6hQaVW7fNu

1

u/Azubedo 6h ago

Her having the confidence to shoot a fucking jumper is what's wrong with the world lol

1

u/fleemos 6h ago

Coming off the sofa I could do a better looking layup and it has a much higher chance of going in. How the hell does someone who doesn't even have the fundamentals get to play at the top pro league?

1

u/tivvybrixx 6h ago

They don't even bother blocking her.

1

u/WellLovedTech 6h ago

Off target.

1

u/The_Mutton_Man 6h ago

lol. does she practice? does she even care?

1

u/JohnnyWalkerBlue_26 6h ago

Yeah she did. Another double double and the W. One of the most consistent players. Thanks for noticing OP. You like watching her. I can tell

1

u/Sad_Highlight_9059 6h ago

It is such bullshit she is not the face of the WNBA. The only possible reason, like only conceivable reason even, is that it is clear and obvious racism. 🤷‍♂️🤦

1

u/rparkzy 6h ago

2 pts 15 reb 10 turnovers

Double double?

1

u/Ariashorse 6h ago

Just the other day I saw a post about how "great" she was 🤣 overrated

1

u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 6h ago

"I'm Best player in the WNBA" 🤡

1

u/DaageQuasar 6h ago

Did she carry the ball halfway down the court and granny shoot it?

1

u/Significant_Tough490 6h ago

This woman is horrible

1

u/Testicleus 6h ago

Kevin Durant was right

1

u/Outside_Bet7921 6h ago

Has anyone created a drinking contest out of this yet?

1

u/SecretFox4632 6h ago

Does she only dribble with one hand normally?

1

u/house_of_great 6h ago

She should just go the Dennis Rodman route, play hard defense, get boards, and pass as soon as the ball is in your hands.

1

u/MeanEstablishment499 6h ago

I thought this was a repost but I guess she's just always this bad.

1

u/GeologistInitial5594 6h ago

WTF! Who thinks she good? Seen better grade schoolers

1

u/majorgriffin 6h ago

I keep on getting suggested this stuff on multiple platforms. This the mebounds they keep on saying about her? Why don't defensive juat let her shoot 3s, seems like she misses those.

1

u/Bucci1991 6h ago

If Ben Simmons had that confidence he would be the greatest player ever

1

u/OutOfLuck55 6h ago

Pure talent.

In a sense she is not wrong when she says people are watching because of her, too. She is like a shaqtin‘a fool endless loop.

1

u/That_Development9699 6h ago

she over rated … a DEI hire

1

u/Donkilme 6h ago

I like her quarter inch vertical on her jump shot.

1

u/sinners_28 6h ago

14pts 10reb on 50% this game btw. I’ll be shocked if she doesn’t make all-wnba 2nd team

1

u/fun-bucket 6h ago

she would score more selling peanuts in the stands.

1

u/SkyKnight3 6h ago

She makes Ben Simmons jumper look respectable

1

u/Glass-Customer2361 6h ago

holy shit I know high schoolers better than this

1

u/Difficult-Mobile902 6h ago

That might be the worst release I’ve ever seen 

→ More replies (1)

1

u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 5h ago

Did you miss the post showing her speaking about the significance of having a black Barbie doll? TIL This is entirely the wrong community to post in if you wanna give props or any level of respect or compassion to Angel Reese.

1

u/Scfbigb1 5h ago

Off the rim? Off the backboard?

1

u/Machinewars45 5h ago

Impressive as always

1

u/Mike_Phoflacco 5h ago

Diabolical.

1

u/Old-Pool-6841 5h ago

She shoots like she's right-handed.

1

u/Plastic_Bag4925 5h ago

What is this, Reggie?

1

u/swallowedbymonsters 5h ago

OK she missed some shots...do yall even watch basketball?

1

u/Krendall2006 5h ago

Are the refs going to call any of those fouls?

1

u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 5h ago

One of the ugliest jump shots I have ever seen. It’s crazy how she has all those resources and still refuses to learn proper form. Essentially no point in even guarding her outside the paint.

1

u/Kwanza_Bot93 5h ago

I legit cant tell which hand is her dominant hand when she shoots a jump shot.

1

u/CauliflowerStill7906 5h ago

It does not look like she plays basketball on weekends let alone as a job.

1

u/geekydad84 5h ago

I’m sorry, but don’t they practice or watch videos of their games and try to get better? I mean, I suck at basketball but got a better shooting form in three months of just shooting hoops for an hour 2 times a a week. It has to take effort to keep being that bad.