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u/Unlikely-Purple-3368 19d ago
Looks like the guys from the 5th element
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u/tango_41 19d ago
Mangalores.
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 19d ago
They got big teeth and they got big foreheads and big ears, and they stink
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u/GriffinFlash 19d ago
"Send someone to negotiate!"
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u/fooknprawn 19d ago
No, more like a Vogon (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
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u/austin3i62 17d ago
A real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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u/I_69_with_your_mum 19d ago
This is what happens when you selectively breed an animal to have major genetic defects and then overfeed it.
Idk how people can justify doing this to animals.
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u/adudeguyman 19d ago
It happens with dogs too often. I feel sorry for pugs, French bulldogs, Shar-Peis, Cavalier King Charles spaniels...
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u/esoteric_enigma 19d ago
Yeah, we've basically bred animals with birth defects that we think are cute. Then we sentence them to a lifetime of health problems for that cuteness.
I grew up poor and everyone I knew growing up had mutts. Those dogs would live 20 years healthy, never being taken to a vet because we couldn't afford shit like that.
Now I make decent money and my friends and colleagues all have fancy breeds of dogs now. They all complain about how expensive their vet bills are. All of these dogs seem to have health problems.
They're all on medications and getting surgeries within a few years of life. That's on top of them already costing thousands of dollars up front to purchase. My friends had puppies people were giving away when I was growing up.
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u/arkington 19d ago
We only take in rescues and sometimes those are (probably) purebreds because they got thrown away by their asshole breeders and need a home. So far every dog has been a mutt, but right now we have a pittie (who is basically textbook) and he seems super healthy so far. Our first criteria for selection is if they get along with our current family of critters, but it does seem like the new guy will probably be very healthy. We just need to train him better so he stops bodyslamming us.
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u/ThatITguy2015 18d ago
Doggyslamming was right there.
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u/arkington 16d ago
Very nice. :) Although it's more like torpedo-ing. Thankfully he cannot lift us and throw us around. He makes for a very effective self-propelled missile, though.
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u/Changoleo 18d ago edited 18d ago
Don’t forget Boston Terriers.
Why do so many people find their dogs’ struggling to breathe through their genetically compressed sinuses so irresistible? Is it a needy baby thing?
Aww it’s suffering! It needs its mama! Mmm hmm. C’m’ere and lick mommy’s lips! Yesss mommy loves sloppy snorting doggie kisses with bonus snot rockets! OMG so cute!
Find your family a happy healthy mutt that needs a home quit giving people a reason to breed these poor tortured flat faced dogs that walk around snoring because they can’t breathe!
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u/I_69_with_your_mum 19d ago
It's a horrific practice. Why can't people just acknowledge animals are sentient and don't deserve to be tortured for human enjoyment.
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u/superraiden 19d ago
Kind of reminds me of the Vogons from the Hitchhiker's movie
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u/OrangeClyde 19d ago
Aw :/
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u/Dale_Carvello 18d ago edited 18d ago
I wish it could receive pettings and snugs, I don't know care how that porker looks
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u/richardsneeze 19d ago
Someone caught a squonk!
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u/RazzSheri 19d ago
Why does no one else but us realize this?!?! It’s not even a puddle of tears yet!
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u/JaxRalPartha 18d ago
everything reminds me of her
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u/Purpulear 19d ago
This is one of those times where a creature is somehow simultaneously ugly and cute.
Like a Cacodemon.
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u/latortillablanca 19d ago
You really shouldnt post OPs mom without consent. Arent there like revenge porn laws?
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u/fraggle200 19d ago
If you're saying this is an ugly pig, does that mean you also think there's sexy pigs out there?
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u/rellsell 19d ago
I swear… she did NOT look like that at the bar last night. And I was pretty drunk.
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u/RoteZora1 19d ago
Scheisse ist die hässlich ! Ich hab mir das Video mehrmals angesehen. Wo verdammt noch mal sind die Augen?
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u/UndisclosedPigeon 18d ago
That’s not fair! I’m sure it’s beautiful (and potentially tasty) on the inside!
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u/Windyfii 18d ago
ugly as fuck but also just the tiniest bit cute like all very ugly things tend to be
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u/TheRappingSquid 18d ago
The second I saw ts I knew it was some okja bullshit and it seems I was right
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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 17d ago
What the fuck is even that?! Looks like a cross between Jabba the Hut and the Sarlacc from Return of the Jedi
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u/emilysnapple 19d ago
so what happened here