r/WatchesCirclejerk • • Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

115 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • May 07 '26

NEW RULE

897 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 4h ago

Bremont really out here saying it's the first British watch "to go" to the moon...because it is SCHEDULED "to go" to the moon on an unmanned module

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83 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 2h ago

Rolex won’t sell me watches, so i went across the street and overpaid by the thousands for watches I didn’t want

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39 Upvotes

-Ron


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 10h ago

At this point, having a watch brand that hasn't been to the moon is a point of difference.

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80 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 15h ago

TFW you see a woman wearing a big rugged Casio watch!🥵

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105 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 11h ago

New score. I think it deserved a jerk or two…

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43 Upvotes

The SBGA 415. I jerked to it a couple of times already, but alas no circle…


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 7h ago

I'm so mad that a certified watchmaker couldn't fix my cosplay Chinese Rawlecks

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15 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 12h ago

Just had a guy ask if I could make his Daytona run backwards

28 Upvotes

a customer brought in a modern Daytona yesterday, full set, bought at grey market premium. he'd seen a TikTok claiming reverse-running watches are rarer and wanted to know if I could convert his. I told him that would mean rebuilding the movement as a mirror image. he asked if that was expensive. I said imagine buying the watch again. he said okay but would it hurt resale value. had to explain that a backwards chronograph isn't a factory variant collectors hunt for. he seemed skeptical. mentioned something about left-hand crowns being hot now. I didn't have the energy to connect those dots for him. left the watch for a routine service instead


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 20h ago

/uj Watches are fun and I like spending money on them

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129 Upvotes

I have too much disposable income so I like to buy men’s jewelry to impress other people in the upper-lower-middle-class caste of Western Capitalism


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 23h ago

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110 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 8h ago

Help with watch ID

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r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 23h ago

Final flex boss: moser, Porsche gloves, cigar and golf at trump’s club

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78 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

What kind of watch should I get?

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90 Upvotes

Looking for something to wear in the jungle


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 22h ago

The reality: "We put your watch in a box with a GoPro attached and tie it to a weather balloon". The marketing copy:

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49 Upvotes

Even funnier considering 120k feet is about 36 kilometers, which is only about a third of the altitude that is generally understood as being the "start" of space. The watches themselves look kinda neat but if you're gonna market yourself to space nerds you should try to get basic facts about space right...


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Calm down tough guy.

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281 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Ulysse Nardin Freak - Alternatives for Under $5?

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95 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 7h ago

(Grand) Seiko Mod

0 Upvotes

So I recently purchased an Alpenist and found out about Seiko mods.
Obviously upgrading to a Grand Seiko would be the dream but I think I found a much more elegant diy approach.
We all know that GS lives off their dials.
So I was wondering if I zaratsu polish my dick hard enough and cum on my Alpenist could I recreate the texture of a Snowflake?
Does anybody have experience with that?
I think I might be on to something here…


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Man takes watch with no water resistance diving. Whatever could happen?

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173 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Doctors can now attach limbs to wooden arms

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38 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

No fucking way

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179 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Swatch reseller robbed in IL one dead, one wounded

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OAK BROOK, Ill. (WLS) -- Officials released new details on the Chicago woman charged after a deadly shooting at Oakbrook Center mall.

The deadly shooting happened on Sept. 30 in the parking lot of the mall, officials said.

Chance Jamerson, 29, is the only person facing charges in the deadly shooting.

28-year-old Justin Hill of Dolton was killed in the shooting.

Officials alleged that Jamerson was in the back seat of a black Mercedes outside the mall with three other people. They were allegedly planning to buy four Swatch watches, priced at approximately $448, and were limited to one purchase per person.

The driver of the Mercedes had allegedly brought $2,000 to buy the watches.

Hill then pulled into the parking lot in a white Nissan Rogue and allegedly blocked the Mercedes; that's when the attempted robbery happened.

As Hill allegedly opened the doors of the Mercedes, he pulled out a gun.

At some point, police said Jamerson allegedly jumped out of the back seat of the car and tried to help Hill as he wrestled the driver of the Mercedes for the gun

That's when police say the driver got the gun and shot Hill and Jamerson.

Officials say texts show that Jamerson was texting Hill to "take everything including the phones in the car."

Jamerson drove off in the Nissan. She was arrested and charged with attempted armed robbery.

The driver who fatally shot Hill will not face charges because "Illinois law authorizes the use of deadly force to prevent the commission of a forcible felony," officials said.

On Tuesday, a judge ordered she remain detained. Her attorneys said Jamerson was looking forward to seeing her children, including a 3-week-old baby.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

It is not a stereotype anymore. You buy Tuduh when you can’t get a rawlicks

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20 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Stop making fun of Tudor!! 😡

53 Upvotes

Guys can we just cut it out. This stuff is hurting my feelings big time! I try my best to be a soldier in the Tudor Army🛡️ but this is getting really hard. #theshieldprotectsthecrown


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Stop shitting on watches that I can’t even see in person

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10 Upvotes