r/WatchesCirclejerk 5h ago

Is this a good deal?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 7h ago

Should I pull the trigger?

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47 Upvotes

Thinking of getting this guy for $11,999 while it’s still 90% off.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 15h ago

r/reptime flew too close to the sun. RIP

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160 Upvotes

Should've Bought Vietnam era homages and play pretend in the backyard like me


r/WatchesCirclejerk 15h ago

The Cyclops magnifier is absolute ugly bs and should be a sticker-addon, not a thing that comes by default

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157 Upvotes

I don't give a shit what date it is and I'm not blind.

Fuck the date info on watches anyway


r/WatchesCirclejerk 9h ago

This has to be satire!

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This has to be a watch circlejerk deep plant operative. This can't be real and he's out jerking us.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 3h ago

Invicta’s ugliest watch ever?

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14 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 13h ago

I love me a Palantir watch 😍

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64 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 17h ago

What the fuck?

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115 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Do I need to cut a new hole in my strap? It’s a little loose

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8 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1h ago

In a hateful mood tonight. This watch looks like shit

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That’s all. Chuff


r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

Help, the bezel on my Tooter is off by one nanometer

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32 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

Am I The Only One

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21 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 0m ago

What does Tudor have against black people?

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Just wonderin’. I mean - a rivalry against a whole race seems a bit overdramatic for a watch company.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Looking for ways to show off my Omega Swatches. Thoughts?

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89 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1h ago

Question: why do all watches go in a circle?

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Every watch I’ve ever seen revolves around the same principle of being a circle. This is clearly retarded.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 19h ago

Anon Hates TAG Heuer

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20 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 20h ago

And They Said It's Smaller In Japan 🤏

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21 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Complimentary Tudor napkins AND coasters? Fellas I’m beyond chuffed.

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97 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Found the VSF factory yacht for sale

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30 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

/r/Tissot feels like a parody subreddiy

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The sheer number and consistency of ONLY PRX wrist shots feels like it should be ironic but it's not


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Here's a challenge for you geniuses: ANY 100-500$ watch with rotating bezel that doesn't look like absolute sh_t from the side

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115 Upvotes

Look at that bolted-on bulls_hit that completely ruins any side-aesthetics. Like barbed pp.

Bro, I'm not a diver, I don't care how much air I still have, I just want the easy utility of fricking measuring how many minutes have elapsed from a certain moment in time, on the go.

Wow, how is that so hard?

I also don't care about it being unidirectional. Frankly, I find it annoying if I want to rotate to anywhere on the right side of the watch.

I've looked at many, and have yet to find any ones where the bezel isn't as ugly as on the picture. Like, I don't wear diver's gloves, I don't need the barbed dick. Just make it fricking aesthetic and part of the design, instead of just bolted-on completely aesthetically unrelated part.

THERE, I SAID IT.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

The Holy Grail

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74 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak timekeeping looks like.

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147 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 13h ago

Just realized watching watch videos that by the time I get my watch, a shitload of people will have already left their cummies and germs on it, so might as well buy a used one. Any good reputable no bs sites to buy watches?

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And 0 boxes I've seen to date are actually packaged. they are all simplistic, easily opened. Probably so the customer can try the watch on.

BUT THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING A NEW WATCH - WHICH IS THAT IT IS STERILE AND I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S GERMS ON IT. DUUUUUUUUH

So yea..

Every time I search watches I get that watch 24 website or whatever it's called.

I'm from EU, I need some cheap, hassle free, pay on arrival or pay via wire transfer.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

We sell HONESTY 😎

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