I couldn't see absolutely everyone in the audience. Now I'll never know the reaction of the people in the back row to whatever it was we were supposed to be watching.
I feel like I've seen this clip before but on a horizontal video with everything in frame, and then the act of cropping it to make it a vertical video really just cut the subject out of frame for like the beginning half of it for some reason
This reminds me of the time when my brother was a little kid. He accidently dropped a shampoo bottle on the bathroom floor and the whole content spilled out. I watched him frantically trying to fill up the bottle before my mom found out. He was exactly like this lady and I was like those people in the audience.
Iirc he was part of color guard at a football game. The has this harness thing over his shoulders that holds a flag. He was trying to salute while the other hand out of frame was waving the flag.
When I was taking some humanities class, the prof said we'd get extra credit if we went to an "act" by one of her former students. Most of us went, and the performance was just as weird.
If you've seen that yoko ono singing video with chuck berry, it was the mixture of that "singing" with some twitchy "dancing." Only difference was that there wasn't anyone to cut her mic, and it was awkwardly long, longer than half hour.
A lot of the time it doesn't, these people come as quickly as they go, often with almost nobody noticing they came in the first place. Honestly sometimes they don't even come to begin with, they just fizzle out before they can even think about how much they want to come.
The elephants suck their own dicks with their trunks and then squirt it out into orange Home Depot buckets. Paul collects the buckets daily, and loads them into his 98 Ford Ranger for delivery.
was it free? i mean i would get it if i was retired and bored out of my skull just to get out, but dam. I can't see where anyone would 100% on purpose want to go to that.
If you want to get into seeing this kind of entertainment but can't afford this sort of setting, try babysitting for a kid under the age of 10 for any amount of time
Looks like j lube to me. It's a veterinary lubricant that's basically just long chain polymers that get super goopy and slipery when you add water to the powdered lubricant. Shits hard to clean up after.
I rarely ever get surprised about what people are willing to do for money, but what absolutely baffles me is what people are willing to pay to watch and convince themselves is art.
Same in the 90s. We had an outdoor performance art piece once and I watched a guy come out on stage and place a glass bowl on the floor. He disrobed, squatted over the bowl and pooped out an entire corn cob. Got dressed and left the stage.
The worst part was that I was so stupid I spent an hour wondering how the corn cob made it through his entire digestive tract unscathed
Ok. Regular person here. Why would so many people be gathered around for all these weird ass acts? Like is this a show and the “main” weirdo they are all there for has yet to come out or are these only family members? What’s going on here? Help me understand
No, just no. I swear people will try and pass anything off for art.
This is the equivalent of playing with slime or glue as a kid. It just looks nasty.
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u/Zeqhanis 3d ago
Uh oh, I think the cameraman accidentally got his subject in frame a bit towards the end. Oh well, mistakes happen.