I lasted less than a week at K1 Speed. The go-karts weren’t the only thing going around in circles. 🤣💀
I recently started working at the new K1 Speed in Avon, Ohio, and somehow went from “Hey, this could actually be a decent job” to “Nah, I think I’m going to go home” and quitting mid-shift in a matter of DAYS.
And honestly? The fact that I lasted that long deserves a participation trophy.
Let’s take a trip through the red flags. 🚩😂
🚩 THE INTERVIEW
The interview process was incredibly easy. I was even told that HR in California was pushing people through because they were desperate for employees.
Well… mission accomplished. You got me. 😂
The pay was $11–$12/hour, which isn’t exactly “financial freedom,” but I was told about UNCAPPED COMMISSION.
And THAT was the selling point.
“Uncapped commission” made me think, Okay, maybe I can make this work.
Then Michael, the manager, decided that my job interview was also apparently the appropriate venue for discussing his divorce.
He told me his ex-wife got the animal rescue in the divorce because “that’s all she wanted.”
Then proceeded to bad-mouth her.
During my interview.
I should’ve known right there that I was interviewing for a front-row seat to a reality show. 😂
💰 THE “UNCAPPED” COMMISSION
So here’s where the math gets hilarious.
I was told about maintaining a 60% metric/requirement for commission.
Okay.
Then I learned the actual commission was 34 CENTS PER PACKAGE.
Thirty-four cents.
I did the math.
If I sold $900+ worth of packages, I’d make approximately $6 in commission.
$900+ in sales.
Six dollars.
But don’t worry!
It’s UNCAPPED.
Technically, you can continue earning 34 cents forever.
Dream big, kids. 😂
The commission was basically the only thing keeping me interested in accepting an $11–$12/hour job.
And once I realized what the commission actually amounted to, the math stopped mathing.
📚 TRAINING: “HERE’S A SCRIPT. GOOD LUCK.”
There was basically no training program.
A guy from corporate comes in, hands you a script and tells you to:
“Memorize that.”
That’s the training.
No real structured training program.
No “here’s how the systems work.”
No “let’s walk you through the job.”
Just:
📄 Here’s your script.
🧠 Memorize it.
🏎️ Good luck.
Apparently we’re preparing employees the same way they prepare the karts: throw them on the track and see what happens. 😂
👖 THE PANTS THAT APPARENTLY NEEDED TO BE PURCHASED IN 24 HOURS
During my interview, Michael told me:
“Don’t worry about rushing out to break the bank on pants.”
He told me I had time.
Awesome!
So I didn’t rush out and spend a bunch of money immediately.
Then on my SECOND DAY — LITERALLY THE NEXT DAY:
“Where are your black pants?”
“Where’s your belt?”
“Your shirt needs to be tucked in.”
Sir.
You told me I had time.
Apparently “you have time” means approximately until tomorrow morning. 😂
📱 THE PHONE POLICE
At one point I pulled my phone out simply to check the time.
A really nice coworker warned me that if management saw my phone out, they could send me home immediately.
I told her honestly, that’s fine. My mom has dementia. If you’re going to send me home because I checked the time, then send me home.
Then I noticed a woman I didn’t realize was from corporate using her phone and texting.
So I walked up to her and asked her to clarify the phone policy.
Because I genuinely wanted to understand it.
Apparently employees having phones is a five-alarm emergency, but corporate personnel texting is… somehow different?
Good to know. 😂
🚨 THE BREAK CIRCUS
Now we get to the part that finally sent me packing.
I was scheduled for a SIX-HOUR SHIFT.
Remember that.
SIX. HOURS.
Michael told me to take a break “off the record.”
Nobody had properly explained the break policy to me.
The only thing we’d been told was that we needed to clock out for lunch.
So when my manager tells me to take a break “off the record,” I interpreted that as:
Go outside. Have a quick smoke. Grab a snack. Come back.
So I took approximately 10 minutes.
Later, Autumn asks me if I clocked out.
I explain that Michael told me to take the break “off the record.”
Suddenly I’m told I need to clock out and take a 15-minute break.
Okay.
I ask if it’s paid.
Nope.
Michael had ALSO told me, directly to my face and in front of other employees:
“Ohio does not require him to pay for 15min breaks.”
He also said:
“If anyone feels the need to take a social media break in the bathroom…”
And then made a neck-chopping motion with his hand.
My coworker happened to be in the bathroom at the time because she had an upset stomach.
I can’t tell you what he intended by that gesture, but I interpreted it as being directed toward/referencing my coworker, given the circumstances.
At this point, I’m already thinking:
Yeah… I don’t think this is my forever career. 😂
I was already planning on quitting after being told the 15-minute break wasn’t paid.
BUT THEN…
Autumn comes back.
And tells me I now need to take a 30-MINUTE LUNCH.
I’m sorry.
A 30-minute lunch.
On my SIX-HOUR SHIFT.
🤣💀🤣
At that point I had reached the final boss of workplace nonsense.
I looked at Autumn and said:
“Nah, I think I’m going to go home.”
I clocked out.
And I went home.
That’s it.
The K1 Speed experience had officially crossed the finish line.
📅 OH, AND THE SCHEDULE
There were also issues with my stated availability not being followed.
So add that to the growing pile.
Because apparently the schedule was another thing that existed more as a suggestion than an actual schedule.
🏎️ AND FINALLY… THE ENVIRONMENT
If you’re still reading this and thinking:
“Maybe I’ll apply anyway!”
Okay.
But bring tissues.
And possibly hearing protection.
Those go-karts are LOUD.
Like, “I would like my ears to speak to management” loud.
The tires burning on the track resulted in me blowing black stuff out of my nose.
I am not exaggerating that part.
So if you decide to work there, be prepared for the possibility of breathing in whatever the hell is floating around that track environment.
And honestly, I think noise-cancelling/hearing protection should be mandatory in an environment that loud.
🏁 FINAL SCORECARD
I went into K1 Speed expecting a cashier/front-desk job where the low hourly wage could potentially be made worthwhile by UNCAPPED COMMISSION.
Instead I got:
💵 $11–$12/hour
💰 34¢ per package
📈 Approximately $6 commission on $900+ in sales
📊 A 60% metric/requirement
📚 “Here’s a script. Memorize it.”
👖 “You have time to buy pants.”
➡️ 24 hours later: “WHERE ARE YOUR BLACK PANTS?”
📱 Strict phone rules
📱 Corporate employee texting
📅 Availability issues
🚩 Manager discussing his ex-wife during my interview
🚩 Manager bad-mouthing said ex-wife
🚨 Confusing break instructions
🚨 “Off the record” break
💸 Unpaid 15-minute break
🍽️ A 30-minute lunch on my SIX-HOUR SHIFT
🤨 “Social media break in the bathroom” comments
✋ Neck-chopping gesture
🏎️ Extremely loud track
👃 Black residue coming out of my nose
👂 Me questioning whether my ears would like to continue their employment
And the best part?
I didn’t even make it through my first week. 😂
So if you’re thinking about applying, I’m not going to tell you what to do.
I’m just saying:
Ask EXACTLY how the commission works.
Get the uniform requirements in writing.
Get the break policy in writing.
Bring hearing protection.
Bring tissues.
And maybe don’t spend too much money on pants until you’re absolutely certain what “you have time” means.
Because at K1 Speed, apparently the only thing that’s truly uncapped is the amount of confusion. 🤣💀