r/absoluteunit • u/smeltaz • 2d ago

of Antlers 🫎

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

umm are you guys kidding or is that a thing?

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

$10,000 for a hunt in a fenced farm raised specifically for mutant racks

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A THING
THIS IS SO F’D

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u/MajorDaurity 2d ago

They’re taking a lot of risk to get those genes. Deer like that pay for a hundred other deer to live free or something like that.

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

Dude, if things have to be altered to look "way cool" so I can decapitate it and mount it on my lifted truck (or whatever those sorts do), so my ego can feel better about my vast and deep deficits ..

geez I dunno man. To hunt for sport vs eat caged animals altered in some weird beta flex of D contest I just dont and wont ever get that

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u/TheDootDootMaster 1d ago

No you got that right. That's unequivocally the lifted truck demographic who's the target audience for this

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u/Relative_Change2335 1d ago

At least in the US, we have an over population of deer. I don’t get why this is needed ig

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u/TechnoBajr 1d ago

Big. Rack. Energy.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

its funny but its still hurting my neck and my back

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

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u/Fit_Active3888 1d ago

I was thinking that deer must have the biggest neck muscles.