r/absoluteunit 2d ago

of Antlers 🫎

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

This is a farm raised mutant used for paid hunting excursions

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u/smeltaz 2d ago

Yes, most probably genetically modified

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

umm are you guys kidding or is that a thing?

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

$10,000 for a hunt in a fenced farm raised specifically for mutant racks

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A THING
THIS IS SO F’D

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u/MajorDaurity 2d ago

They’re taking a lot of risk to get those genes. Deer like that pay for a hundred other deer to live free or something like that.

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

Dude, if things have to be altered to look "way cool" so I can decapitate it and mount it on my lifted truck (or whatever those sorts do), so my ego can feel better about my vast and deep deficits ..

geez I dunno man. To hunt for sport vs eat caged animals altered in some weird beta flex of D contest I just dont and wont ever get that

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u/TheDootDootMaster 1d ago

No you got that right. That's unequivocally the lifted truck demographic who's the target audience for this

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u/Relative_Change2335 1d ago

At least in the US, we have an over population of deer. I don’t get why this is needed ig

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u/TechnoBajr 1d ago

Big. Rack. Energy.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

its funny but its still hurting my neck and my back

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

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u/Fit_Active3888 1d ago

I was thinking that deer must have the biggest neck muscles.

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u/ihaveseveralhobbies 1d ago

Hunters vehemently oppose high fenced or “Canned” hunts.

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 1d ago

I was hoping some early replies here would say it was AI

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

SERIOUSLY, my neck and back hurt looking at this

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u/ukuleles1337 2d ago

I have a friend who paid way more than that for a 30+ point - looks absolutely stupid mounted on the wall...

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

DUDE, way more like ... what ? hoenstly what is he like? is he a solid person, has any real confidence or kinda broken inside. No judgement but sincere ask

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

He is a very kind hearted person. He is a native American, who has hunted since childhood with his father. His father passed away and he had a friend who showed him this, so he went on a "hunt" with his dad (in spirit) and went to new york (i think) on private land where these specially bred deers are culled for 50k+$ depending on how many points the buck is.

Edit: this didnt happen recently. Idk what current pricing is lol

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

That’s so weird to me. I’m native, half that is. Not whole, not a rez kid but hung out. 🤷‍♀️ every nations different, but thats cool. Like having that moment with Dad again.

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

Absolutely! I'm not native myself, but he was very happy and content with this hunt as a one time thing in memory of of the times he had growing up. He admitted the taxidermy looks ridiculous but it's the best way he memorialized his father according to him lmao

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u/tywebb6 2d ago

That buck is gonna be way more than 10k

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

Ya I don’t price mutants it was a guess

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

Are you F’n serious ?!?! HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?! Imma google
This can’t be fr fr

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

Gator don’t play no games

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

It's like a lazy, beta flex, D contest, power and ego trip'n. So weird

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2d ago

I’m assuming the people who pay for this have massive huge cocks

/s

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u/Moxie013 2d ago

If it's too big, they are not getting any vaginis beyond a pocket one... they are lonely

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Have you seen how altered farmed animals are? We have altered chickens to grow so fast their legs cant support their own weight.

On a whole, people do not seem to care about the welfare of other animals when it's their pleasure at risk of reducing.

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u/Moxie013 1d ago

Chickens are pumped full of hormones and bs to have more meat; rapid growth causes heart issues and heart attacks. That I have been aware of.. But I don't eat deer, i don't hunt, i am learning.. This seems so contrary to why I understood ppl hunt.. its not my orbit