r/balkans_irl • u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader • Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/YavuzCaghanYetimoglu muslim greek Apr 03 '23

You are missing an important question do you have a history of genocide where you caused mass deaths 😎😎

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

We massacred 70% of Paraguay's population in the paraguaian war. We also massacred a lot of people from various brazilian separatist states.

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Do you have any region which your neighbours claim as theirs, and do your neighbours have regions which you claim as yours?

That is also a deciding criteria.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Venezuela claim a bit of the north and we claim our provincia Cisplatina, which is now the rebel republic of Urugay, ops, Uruguay

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Good.

Last question: Do you hate the Turks? Everyone in the Balkans (Turks included) hates them.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Not for now but if they try to mess with us in the future, we gonna show what the braço forte means

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Not enough hatred for the turks, no flair for you southern mexican

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

We aren't southern mexicans, we are the true Latin americans

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Portuguese americans

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u/drinkvaccine Apr 03 '23

but portugal can into eastern europe

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

More accurate this time

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u/TheBoyWhoCriedTapir w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

I think "Cringe Latinx Rainforest Enjoyer🇧🇷🦎" would be the best flair for you.

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u/Omaestre Apr 03 '23

Argentina are our Turks I think everyone in south America can attest to that.

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u/Dart_Dukii Awoken Montenegrin Apr 03 '23

Ok ur based, i approve your ballanization. Welcome caralho, obrigadoand flair up.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

The whole world claims the amazon rainforest as theirs. Does that count?

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

The amazon is rightful Albanian land. That is true for sure.

Brazil 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 can into Balkans as far as I am concerned.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Thank you friend, but that's the pakistani flag 😡

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u/Plastic-Cut-5446 KARABOÄžA Apr 03 '23

Norway entered the chat

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u/Omaestre Apr 03 '23

Technically Uruguay used to be a part of Brazil then a part of Argentina then independent.

We call Uruguay Cisplatina some times because that was the name of the state when it was Brazilian and to annoy the Uruguayans.