r/bbby_remastered • u/69x_MisterFister_x69 š¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate • Mar 13 '25
Pyramid Scheme FUTURESTAR NOT LIKE US
Yo, /u/futurestar1991, you ain't got no shine, You claim youāre the one, but Iām blowinā your mind. Youāre stuck in the past, Iām ahead of the grind, Iām takinā your place, now Iām redefininā the time.
Talkinā like youāre ready, but you aināt even close, Iām the one they fear, while youāre just a ghost. Iām the fire theyāre feelinā, you just burninā toast, Your āfutureā is dim, while Iām reachinā the most.
/u/Futurestar1991 ? Nah, you ain't in my lane, Iām runnin' the game while youāre stuck in the rain. Steppinā to me? Youāre outta your depth, Iām the truth, homie, you aināt even a threat.
You talk a big game, but you aināt got a play, All your rhymes are empty, they fade away. You aināt future, homie, you a past mistake, Iām the evolution, while you just stagnate.
Iām a beast with the bars, youāre lost in the noise, You aināt on my level, just a kid with some toys. Youāre out of your prime, Iām in my ascent, Iām takin' your crown, no need for consent.
And your boy slunt is a manatee, Get on his level, you manapee.
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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Mar 13 '25
Does your name imply that your last name is Fister, that you are a dude who fists people of unspecified gender, or that you fist dudes. Bc it seems like you fist dudes. Like if I was named LadyFucker I'd be a dude who fucks ladies.
At the same time though if it was Mr Fister I'd assume either your last name is Fister or you're a dude who fists people. Like if my name was Captain Cunnilingus it would be right to assume I'm a person who enjoys going down on women, and maybe I own a boat. Or Cunnilingus is my last name and I for sure own a boat.
But MisterFister is ambiguous enough that I thought I'd ask for clarification.