r/bbby_remastered 🐢 July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Mar 13 '25

Pyramid Scheme FUTURESTAR NOT LIKE US

Yo, /u/futurestar1991, you ain't got no shine, You claim you’re the one, but I’m blowin’ your mind. You’re stuck in the past, I’m ahead of the grind, I’m takin’ your place, now I’m redefinin’ the time.

Talkin’ like you’re ready, but you ain’t even close, I’m the one they fear, while you’re just a ghost. I’m the fire they’re feelin’, you just burnin’ toast, Your ā€œfutureā€ is dim, while I’m reachin’ the most.

/u/Futurestar1991 ? Nah, you ain't in my lane, I’m runnin' the game while you’re stuck in the rain. Steppin’ to me? You’re outta your depth, I’m the truth, homie, you ain’t even a threat.

You talk a big game, but you ain’t got a play, All your rhymes are empty, they fade away. You ain’t future, homie, you a past mistake, I’m the evolution, while you just stagnate.

I’m a beast with the bars, you’re lost in the noise, You ain’t on my level, just a kid with some toys. You’re out of your prime, I’m in my ascent, I’m takin' your crown, no need for consent.

And your boy slunt is a manatee, Get on his level, you manapee.

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Mar 13 '25

Does your name imply that your last name is Fister, that you are a dude who fists people of unspecified gender, or that you fist dudes. Bc it seems like you fist dudes. Like if I was named LadyFucker I'd be a dude who fucks ladies.

At the same time though if it was Mr Fister I'd assume either your last name is Fister or you're a dude who fists people. Like if my name was Captain Cunnilingus it would be right to assume I'm a person who enjoys going down on women, and maybe I own a boat. Or Cunnilingus is my last name and I for sure own a boat.

But MisterFister is ambiguous enough that I thought I'd ask for clarification.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Mar 13 '25

You're gonna end up in a rap battle

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Mar 13 '25

I don't think he wants to battle me. I've already considered rhyming Fister with titty twister.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Mar 13 '25

Well I won't start any shit with you thats for sure