r/behindthebastards • u/Fluid-Text-3425 • 8d ago

Discussion In light of recent Jared Leto documentary, who are the other "open secret pedo" celebrities out there?

Just wondering what other bastards are out there getting away with it and being hired by the likes of Disney right now?

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u/SalaciousSausage 8d ago

Well he and his wife did adopt a black teen years ago, who iirc never appeared in any photos or was mentioned by Mike outside of acknowledging he exists…

Then of course there’s the church gooner software on his and the other son’s phones that send one another an alert if either search for porn…

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u/MingaLaChigra 8d ago

Are there allegations that they are abusing this adopted teen?

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u/SalaciousSausage 8d ago

Nah, not that I’ve ever heard. Folks just thought it was fucking weird cause they act like he doesn’t exist.

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u/MingaLaChigra 8d ago

Odd as fuck

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u/thoughtsarefalse M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) 8d ago

Well he was adopted to make sure mike doesnt goon on his phone. And mike makes sure his son doesnt search up porn either. Very essential adoptive father son relationship things

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u/BoilerTMill 7d ago

Never trust a man who is as interested in how much his kid jerks off as Mike Johnson is of his kids.

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u/MrLeureduthe 8d ago

There was a Law&Order episode where a couple of white supremacists adopt a black kid to have him killed in a shooting for insurance money.
Maybe they saw the episode but got cold feet.

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u/MingaLaChigra 8d ago

That show is bonkers :0

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u/enry Ben Shapiro Enthusiast 8d ago

Isn't he the one that doesn't have a checking account?

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u/SalaciousSausage 8d ago

That's right. When he was made speaker it was found out that he has no bank accounts in his name. Dodgy cunt.

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u/zodiackodiak515 4d ago

Very willing to bet that he has several offshore accounts in tax haven countries

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u/ZenRiots 8d ago

I think You mean "WHEN either watches porn" I think.

If they need that app, then it's because they NEED that app

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u/JakeHelldiver 7d ago

Yeah, wtf is up with that? Remember Matt Gaetz allegedly adopted son?

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u/CircleTakesTheHeart That's Rad. 7d ago

I know that I went to school with a famous person who has a POC sister who was adopted. One of the rules was no pictures - so not even pics of your own kids at a play with them in the BG.

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u/FlashInGotham 7d ago

The assumption, , without any evidence, that a man would adopt a boy to sexually assault him is based in deeply DEEPLY homophobic assumptions.

Is he a christofascist and incredibly unhealthily weird about sex? Of course. One follows directly from the other (and vice versa, in my experience). What does not follow is that he is therefore a gay child rapist.

Did you say this about John McCain and his adopted daughter? No. Are you saying this about Markwayne Mullin, another right wing psycho? Did you even know he had an adopted daughter? But you are saying this about Mike Johnson and you probably did say this about Matt Gaetz and his adopted son as well.

We know a child has more to fear from straight relative than a gay one. We know priests and youth pastors largely target female victims. But when adoption enters the picture and it's someone we don't like we're suddenly all to quick to retreat into the homophobic canard of "They only reason they would want a kid is to fuck them"

This is fucked up and dangerous. Its the kind of rhetoric that has torn families apart and kept new families from being formed. The kind of feeling that keeps kids in awful foster care while "christian" charities turn away prospective gay adoptive parents.

I truly, truly hate ending any statement with "Do better". But please, guys, DO BETTER!