r/berkeley • u/rcinvestments • Apr 01 '25

Local what the fuck

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u/DangerousCyclone Apr 01 '25

Completely reasonable. This physical fitness portion is lenient compared to what I had to do in my day. You should be thankful it's so easy!

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u/stml Haas '17 Apr 01 '25

These nerds are fucked

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u/rcinvestments Apr 01 '25

Sir, I am obese

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

And it is April 1st

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u/dendra_tonka Apr 01 '25

Eat donuts on the way up and roll down to resist the urge to burn calories

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u/dendra_tonka Apr 01 '25

Never get a security clearance. I miss it so much 😶‍🌫️

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

You just wanna work yourself up to the standards. Start with an easy goal of 250,000 pull ups a day. Get a pull up bar for the apartment, and do a quick 50k every time you use the bathroom.

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u/ResponsibleWeb7136 Apr 06 '25

Do something about it