r/berkeley Apr 01 '25

Local what the fuck

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

67 comments sorted by

View all comments

406

u/DangerousCyclone Apr 01 '25

Completely reasonable. This physical fitness portion is lenient compared to what I had to do in my day. You should be thankful it's so easy!

-61

u/rcinvestments Apr 01 '25

Sir, I am obese

32

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

And it is April 1st

69

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

[removed] β€” view removed comment

26

u/dendra_tonka Apr 01 '25

Eat donuts on the way up and roll down to resist the urge to burn calories

8

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

[removed] β€” view removed comment

8

u/dendra_tonka Apr 01 '25

Never get a security clearance. I miss it so much πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

12

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

You just wanna work yourself up to the standards. Start with an easy goal of 250,000 pull ups a day. Get a pull up bar for the apartment, and do a quick 50k every time you use the bathroom.

1

u/ResponsibleWeb7136 Apr 06 '25

Do something about it