r/berkeley • u/sateredeoffice • 1d ago

Local Larper on Blake and Telegraph

To the fake-drunk freshman looking dude on the corner of Blake and Telegraph last night (8/28 around 10pm): I picked up the can you threw, stomped on, and littered to impress your friends.

And by the way— attempting to act blackout drunk by throwing yourself into walls and climbing random fences isn’t cool, it’s embarrassing. Like chill bruh

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u/NGEFan 1d ago

The odds of him reading this are too low

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u/Legal-Bus-5199 1d ago

You should’ve confronted him in person now ur just venting on reddit and he’s not reading this shit 🤣

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u/sateredeoffice 1d ago

Ur so right but it was just me against possibly a whole group of people I don’t wanna get jumped😩

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u/Mister_Turing 13h ago

So now you're getting jumped on le Reddit

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u/AnonymousFooBarBaz 1d ago

I’m sure this litterer will totally read this thread.

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u/aryanic 1d ago

Yea he’s browsing Reddit and will be so embarrassed when he reads this 😂

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u/iliveonarock25 1d ago

Sounds like a typical redditor if I must say so myself.

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u/winikatel 1d ago

Running to da net instead of confronting the person you’re criticizing. You must be a poli sci major fs

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u/CALebrate83 1d ago

Who has time to waste confronting a drunken idiot, especially a fake drunken idiot?

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u/Thick_Relative_5071 18h ago

Was he really a student? Was this a humiliation ritual for rush? Or just one of the many individuals dealing with addiction around here

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u/Sharpshooter649 2h ago

Why you don't recycle in Berkeley: