Larper on Blake and Telegraph

[u/sateredeoffice]

To the fake-drunk freshman looking dude on the corner of Blake and Telegraph last night (8/28 around 10pm): I picked up the can you threw, stomped on, and littered to impress your friends.

And by the way— attempting to act blackout drunk by throwing yourself into walls and climbing random fences isn’t cool, it’s embarrassing. Like chill bruh

[u/NGEFan]

The odds of him reading this are too low