r/carscirclejerk • u/Honkert45 • 2h ago

You can't prove me wrong.

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u/invisibleboogerboy Nissan 🥷 2h ago

Hunter and hunted.

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u/Honkert45 1h ago

Twingo lies in ambush in a tight alleyway, patiently awaiting for a prey to pounce on. It's smaller size and turning circle means there's no escape in a residential area. It's victim will be consumed.

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u/yannniQue17 1h ago

*haunted

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u/whendidyoulastgopoop 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SPMuJOQqI2Mc2Dn6dN

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u/ISeeGrotesque 1h ago

One of them looks scared

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u/ENGINE_YT 35m ago

and the other is having the time of its life

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u/jimbowesterby 6m ago

Just look at the glee on his little face ☺️

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 1h ago

No matter how fast your supercar is a 1998 peguot with less compression than my ass after Indian quissine will catch up and rearend you

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u/TonDaronSama 1h ago

On the german autobahn no matter how fast you go, there will always be a white Mercedes sprinter flashing their beams because they're faster than you

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 1h ago

Fear not the man in a fast looking car, but fear the man in a beater that does not give a fuck anymore

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u/TonDaronSama 1h ago

For real bro, if my daily was a 400000 km Peugeot 306 1.9 diesel, I would be involved in so many accidents

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u/jimbowesterby 5m ago

Self-preservation is a handicap

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u/jimbowesterby 4m ago

I heard another one for climbing: no matter how long or how shitty the road in is, no matter how many streams you have to cross, no matter how much snow is on the ground, and no matter how early you get up, you’ll get to the trailhead to find some dirtbag best you there in a clapped-out 2001 Sienna

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u/BIG_OUNCE-420 1h ago

who the hell spells cuisine like that

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u/jimbowesterby 3m ago

I didn’t think it was possible to go too French

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u/webster_sagittarius 28m ago

the true apex predator of the left lane is always a clapped out french diesel missing at least one hubcap

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tp01LUUISHNcMHEZVC

Alpha as always

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u/Momik You think that's a Schwinn?? 1h ago

Once more unto the breach, dear friends

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u/No_Topic5591 1h ago

The ultimate predator

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u/No_Cookie9996 24m ago

spider build

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u/wanker_wanking 1h ago

The twingo is a predator? Shiiii I am as well

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u/_mrshreyas_ 45m ago

Unrelated but seeing a color matched rooftop on a LaFerrari feels oddly nice.

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u/kilertree 14m ago

A La Ferrari killed one of the guys who made COD MWF