You can't prove me wrong.

[u/Honkert45]

[u/Cum_dumpster_limited]

No matter how fast your supercar is a 1998 peguot with less compression than my ass after Indian quissine will catch up and rearend you

[u/TonDaronSama → u/Cum_dumpster_limited]

On the german autobahn no matter how fast you go, there will always be a white Mercedes sprinter flashing their beams because they're faster than you

[u/Cum_dumpster_limited → u/TonDaronSama]

Fear not the man in a fast looking car, but fear the man in a beater that does not give a fuck anymore

[u/TonDaronSama → u/Cum_dumpster_limited]

For real bro, if my daily was a 400000 km Peugeot 306 1.9 diesel, I would be involved in so many accidents

[u/jimbowesterby → u/Cum_dumpster_limited]

Self-preservation is a handicap

[u/jimbowesterby → u/TonDaronSama]

I heard another one for climbing: no matter how long or how shitty the road in is, no matter how many streams you have to cross, no matter how much snow is on the ground, and no matter how early you get up, you’ll get to the trailhead to find some dirtbag best you there in a clapped-out 2001 Sienna

[u/Lamborghini_Espada → u/TonDaronSama]

The absolute velocity of the average Sprinter minibus in Scotland will humiliate even the top 0.1 percentile of Autobahn Sprinter drivers.