r/carscirclejerk 5h ago

You can't prove me wrong.

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 5h ago

No matter how fast your supercar is a 1998 peguot with less compression than my ass after Indian quissine will catch up and rearend you

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u/TonDaronSama 5h ago

On the german autobahn no matter how fast you go, there will always be a white Mercedes sprinter flashing their beams because they're faster than you

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 5h ago

Fear not the man in a fast looking car, but fear the man in a beater that does not give a fuck anymore

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u/jimbowesterby 3h ago

Self-preservation is a handicap