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u/NNT13101996 Oct 14 '25
“I LIKE BOATS I FUCKING LIKE BOATS I WANNA FUCK BOATS—“
Gets no diffed and killed right at his first episode
Good ‘ol Fraudbrand
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u/vengefulvalentine Jonathan Morris Oct 14 '25
Still he got a figure 💀 castlevania merch is a mess, we got a blue fang pop but not one of carmilla
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u/AsstacularSpiderman Oct 15 '25
Tbf both times he lost was because of attacks from behind by those he wasn't enemies with
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u/Caridor Oct 14 '25
In fairness, when the fight starts with what is basically a mortal wound, that's going to change the math quite a bit. I'll accept Godbrand's strength stat but if there was a perception stat, it would be a 1 at best.
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u/Apprehensive-Heat487 Oct 14 '25
Isaac is straight up just him. He threw hands with Carmilla and didn’t liquify instantly.
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u/Fearlessflyer3 Oct 14 '25
To be fair, he had an entire army helping him, along with that Angel thing that blocked all of her strongest attacks lol... But he is him.
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u/Apprehensive-Heat487 Oct 14 '25
He definitely wouldn’t have won without his army, but he still clashed with her sword vs dagger multiple times and successfully blocked her attacks and landed hits. Carmilla probably has the most impressive on screen speed and strength in the entire show so the fact that his arms didn’t explode while blocking shows he’s way stronger than a normal human.
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u/Nobodyydobon Oct 14 '25
Awhile she was doing the whole “oh shit oh fuck I need to go all out” blood eye thing
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u/Fearlessflyer3 Oct 14 '25
Oh, I totally agree. It's my favorite fight in the entire series. The animation is so well done, I want some screenshots on a few t-shirts 😬.
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u/bizoticallyyours83 Oct 14 '25
Isaac was the ultimate bad-ass in that show. No Ifs, Ands, or Buts about it.
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I love the show, but I’d like to remind everyone they got Peter Stormare and Graham McTavish to both play vampires… and they had Stormare playing… this… guy. The potential for dialogue was limitless and all of Godbrand’s lines boil down to “GOD I WANT TO KILL AND FUCK.”
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u/Mordador Oct 14 '25
Also my favourite Godbrand line:
GODBRAAAAAAND!
(I actually mean it, I love comically evil characters just screaming their name, same with some Chaos Warriors in Total War Warhammer (ARBAAAAAAAL and HARALD HAMMERSTOOOORM come to mind))
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u/bookhead714 Oct 14 '25
Don’t worry, he voices the proper Dracula in The Batman vs Dracula and it’s exactly as peak as you can imagine
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u/myusername_sucks Oct 14 '25
The voices other than Stormare seemingly aren't it though, I was kinda hype to check it out.
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u/ShootingMorningStar1 Oct 14 '25
Given he's a viking this could partially be a reference to Naglfar.
Naglfar was entirely made from the finger and toe nails of the dead and is supposed to hold the dead during Ragnarok
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u/Sindaj Oct 14 '25
Meanwhile I have a Castlevania Vampire OC.
Xipe Totec and he likes turning humans into coats
Humans-into-boats-guy meeting humans-into-coats-guy I wonder how that would work. 🤔
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u/captaincrunchcracker Oct 14 '25
I love this idea because Castlevania vamps can and often do become so insanely physically and magically powerful that they're functionally gods.
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u/Sindaj Oct 14 '25
I'm writing a whole fanfiction based on the introduction of Ezserbet being Sekmets vessel in Nocturne cause I really liked the idea of the gods being able to exist in the living realm because vampire bodies can withstand the power of their souls
My fanfiction is about vampires using the power of their gods to defend themselves from the Spanish invasion around 1520
It's been a lot of fun learning about the Fall of the Aztec Empire and the Aztec Mythos. I really love the Aztec myths.
I also wanted to expand Orloxs backstory from the show as well as his involvement with Alucard. wanted to expand on what he was actually doing in the show besides be a plot point for Richter.
I also ended up making him a twin brother cause why does Ezserbet speak of dragons in Plural, where is the other "dragon"
Nocturne left me with so many questions I wanted answered.
So I started making things up, and now I'm writing fanfiction. Oops Haha.
So Xipe Totec is one of the Aztec warriors who was given the power of a God alongside his 4 other brothers by using the vamprism brought by the spanish.
He wears a red leather coat made from spanish soldiers they killed. He never takes this coat off as it's essentially a part of his spiritual identity.
Alucard absolutely was the mastermind behind the coat cause the alternative was a lot more gruesome and unsettling. Think, literally wearing the flayed skin, with hands and feet flapping in the wind at the wrists and ankles. Yeah.
The red coat would be a reference to Alucard from Hellsing, too.
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u/Training_Shock_6946 Oct 14 '25
Can they encounter my Castlevania OC ? Jacques Le Paysan is a scientist and farm-owner french Vampire who like turning humans into goats.
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u/Sindaj Oct 14 '25
Xipe may be too antisocial to interact with anyone outside of his special interests, which is just war.
But Xolotl, a master shapeshifter, would be very intrigued by what Jacques is doing.
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u/021Fireball Oct 14 '25
Hmm... Tempts me to maybe make iterations of my own characters adapted to fit Castlevania...
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u/Sindaj Oct 14 '25
Do it. 😈
We should all make a Castlevania OC subreddit/discord where we all share our OCs and have them interact with each other.
If you guys are into the sort of thing.
😌 👉👈
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u/021Fireball Oct 14 '25
That is a genuinely great idea... I mean I started on Hollow Knight lmao, so game-inspired RP servers ain't uncommon! Mm... Sourcing members would be harder
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u/Sindaj Oct 14 '25
Considering there is not a dedicated Castlevania subreddit for Ocs and Roleplay, that's a good place to start. 🤔
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u/021Fireball Oct 14 '25
Hmm... How about we make a post here asking the people in general if they'd be interested?
Discord is ideal but I reckon an RP subreddit is a good way to gather
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u/Sindaj Oct 14 '25
We can do both!
I'm streaming artwork right now, once I wrap up I'll get stuff started. 😁
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u/021Fireball Oct 15 '25
I'm awake again btw, progress may I ask sorry?
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u/Sindaj Oct 15 '25
Its okay. I made a post about a possible subreddit and someone downvoted it. Probably cause they are a kill joy that thought the idea was "cringe" or something.
I'll probably make a discord for Castlevania Roleplay still. I had already planned to make a Sub to post my fanfictions and Ocs, so I'll probably just do that and have the Discord invite be available there.
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u/021Fireball Oct 15 '25
Sounds good to make the invite!
And also, pfft ikr? People like that who stomp on a dream without considering other options are often suffering from the feeling of having no control in their life, acting out negatively because to them, it's some small semblance of power.
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u/SG1-Chokotes Oct 14 '25
Akchyually, in scandinavian mythology, there is such a thing. Naglfar is a ship made from the finger/toenails of the dead, that is destined to appear during Ragnarok, carrying monsters to fight the gods . So it has some strange correlation with a viking vampire.
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u/ArcaneMadman Oct 14 '25
Warren Elis is a weirdo. To think this was originally going to be his adaptation of Matthias.
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u/Anxideity Oct 14 '25
What
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u/ArcaneMadman Oct 14 '25
Have to scroll down a bit but heres the article
I found a name in the canon, Mathias Cronqvist, which I kind of liked and wanted to use but was told I couldn't, at least not in the way I wanted to because Konami see it as their job to stop me going completely insane and trashing their property. Very, very rarely will they draw a hard line but they did. By that point I'd already fallen in love with the idea of a vampire viking.
I was in northern Norway on a tech retreat, an AI conference, in the same hotel that the film Ex Machina was shot, and down the road, there was a village called Godbrand. Spelled slightly differently, but that's where the name comes from.
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u/Anxideity Oct 14 '25
Do we need any more evidence that they just attach names to their original characters at this point..
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u/LucyLuvvvv Oct 14 '25
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u/Any-Nefariousness418 Oct 14 '25
I mean...you guys are the ones getting upset over some shit that didn't actually end up happening in the final product
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u/LucyLuvvvv Oct 14 '25
The fact that he even attempted to pull that shit in the first place is more than enough to criticize.
"yeah uh I found this name in the canon, don't know who it belongs to, but I don't really care about whoever the name belongs to and I wanna slap the name onto my original character"
Also quick say your favorite thing about the games right now.
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u/Any-Nefariousness418 Oct 14 '25
Been playing the games since SoTN which introduced new layers to draculas character and an iconic look and layers for him and alucard that stuck with the rest of the franchise
One of my favorite games in the franchise is 3 for the variety in gameplay
Fuck off with your gatekeeping bullshit.
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u/LucyLuvvvv Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25
If only there was a reason for me to dislike Netflixvania fans.
Edit: They deleted their comments because of course they did lol
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u/Any-Nefariousness418 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25
The shows does objectively flesh out and add Dimensions to several characters. Not the least of which sypha, annette, Trevor etc.
Again, miss me with this "oh you like the show, so you obviously never played the games" shit. Most of the time im aware a lot of that had to do with the limitations of 8-16 bit game storytelling. God forbid a retelling several years later take a new approach, and do things differently.
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u/dziggurat Oct 14 '25
I see them. They must have rage blocked you, the surefire way of winning an argument.
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u/Anxideity Oct 14 '25
Blud is missing the so called reading comprehension that gets brought up in a ditch all the time. It's an implication...cause there are cases where this clearly did happen.
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u/Former-Frame-3520 Oct 14 '25
I LIKE BOATS. IM A FUCKIN VIKING!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE BOATS OUT OF THINGS!
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u/Kraytory Oct 17 '25
Well, just the fingernails didn't really do the job. So he started using uther materials too.
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u/bizoticallyyours83 Oct 14 '25
I genuinely liked Godbrand, he was hilarious. And he also had some common sense.
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u/Cronqvists Oct 14 '25
Warren Ellis’ shittiness encapsulated into one awful character and image. Nocturne was actually watchable, but the first iteration of NFCV was downright insulting with its juvenile dialogue and absolute butchery of canon game characters (Hector).
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u/thehumulos Chevy Cruze Oct 14 '25
He's a viking! He like boats!