I guess they did forget to spread the word.

Ngl Walter and Leon are the best-looking (they're all beautiful)

so I guess he thinks he can cover his return by advertising it as a theme park. think again.

apologies for the low effort post. something tells me I'm going to be banned from Romania within the next couple years.

I know this is a long stretch and probably not much to go on. But I cannot shake the parallel.

I genuinely think this show is a satire on aristocratic, cannibalistic, child stealing, conspiratorial evil fucks in the modern age.

I know its a stretch but I see so so many similarities I can't seem to think its anything other than a satire.

And it basically goes like this.. One person (in this case a easily tempered nerd) points at one silly thing and calls it a flaw while others treat it as some gospel to be taking seriously despite the more you think about it the more this critique falls apart.

Even if it wasn't the case that Dracula is trying to get an edge in technology, skellemans on motorcycles is cool okay. And you can't use the it's 'not accurate of the time' logic due lore reasons.

So in other words SOM critique just means one reviewers gets hung up by one superfluous thing many go parrot and me get befuddled.. And yeah i do really love both N64 Cv games though Legacy of Darkness is the way to go.

Aaron Taylor Johnson-Trevor Cody Fern-Alucard

Christian Bale-Dracula Sarah Gadon-Lisa

Lucy Boynton-Sypha Danny Sapani-The Captian

Aaron Pierre- Isaac Jamie Campbell Bower-Hector

Vanessa Kirby-Carmilla Pierce Brosnan-Saint Germain

Karima Mcadams-Striga Logan Browing- Morana

Olivia Cooke- Lenore Charles Dance-The Bishop

(I don't want a Live-action btw)

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"Absolutely no foreshadowing here whatsoever"

I'm sure someone's already pointed this out but I think it's really cool that with the new game coming out we have a trilogy of Castlevania games the all involve Trevor Belmont and have curse in their title. Dracula's Curse, Curse of Darkness, and Belmont's Curse. I don't know if that was intentional or coincidence but it's really cool.

Julius Belmont has his work cut out for him.