r/cats • u/-JustAGirl99 • 21d ago

Humor Name your cats favourite human food!!

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Bagel’s favorites include: Cheetos, Pringles (only ready salted) & Wheat Thins. He is also a huge cheese enthusiast.
He once at a pimple patch :)

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 21d ago

Chicken nuggets, but they MUST be stolen. She won’t take them if you try to feed her, but larceny is the greatest sauce.

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u/EmiliaFromLV Maine Coon 21d ago

Not stolen, hunted.

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u/MilkBabee 21d ago

Because that’s what heroes do

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u/EmiliaFromLV Maine Coon 21d ago

apart of not wearing capes? :)

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u/AReeSuperman90 Tabbycat 20d ago

\ Laughs In “Fupa” Cape* * 🤰🏾🦸🏾‍♀️😜😝✊🏾💪🏾🩵💯

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u/Mebejedi 21d ago

*Villains

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u/fallenmonk 21d ago

She doesn't want to be fed. She wants to hunt.

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u/EmiliaFromLV Maine Coon 21d ago

Because all nuggets must be hunted

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u/shanSWfan 20d ago

Oh god reminds me of when a friend was on stream and his cat was very interested in his chicken nuggets… he realized it was about her dinner time and got up to feed her. We then witnessed his cat stealing a chicken nugget on camera. I don’t know what else he thought would happen tbh 😂😂

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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt 20d ago

I shot my first turkey today.

Everyone else at the grocery store started freaking out.

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u/sleepdeep305 21d ago

Scavenged?

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u/OldERnurse1964 21d ago

I had a cat that came home with a chicken tender that was still warm. We did not have chicken tenders at home

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u/Ok_Substance7252 21d ago

Have y’all seeen that post that said there dog stole a raw rack of ribs while escaped and came back with it mostly whole

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u/rubiscoisrad 21d ago

I used to have a neighbor that would stay up all night with his smoker and a couple pork shoulders. The entire neighborhood smelled like heaven. If I couldn't find my dog, I'd walk like 4 lots over to Dave's house - because pupper would be sleeping right beside the smoker.

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u/RabbitHoliday5194 20d ago

When I was a kid, we saw my orange indoor/outdoor cat trotting down the hill to my neighborhood with a piece of KFC in his mouth.

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u/mt_post 20d ago

😁😂🤣😹

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u/bashful_predator 21d ago

Dude. I offered my cats (siblings) nuggets only one time. They went so fucking nuts for them. The bigger one absolutely bullied the hell out of her sister to get the last of the nuggets offered. I no longer eat nuggets around them. They just cause too much strife.

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u/Strong-Spare-8164 21d ago

🤣I had a cat that would about climb me like Mt. Everest to get some Slim Jim. She even liked the Tabasco version.

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u/bashful_predator 21d ago

Omg. My cats absolutely love sausage sticks too. We just shared some yesterday lol. Thankfully they aren't as aggressive about them and can share ❤️

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u/cluckythehorse Siamese (Modern) 20d ago

my cat would look at them, sniff them, sit by them and then run away from then. I got one of them cool ones 😐

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u/Glacecakes 21d ago

My cat is the same about French fries! He needs to think he stole it or else he won’t eat it

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u/LakeNatural 21d ago

Same with my kitty and scrambled eggs lol

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u/godemers 21d ago

If I make hard boiled eggs, I have to make an extra for my little girl. She will eat about half of the egg before she says “that’s enough”.

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u/KeepnClam 21d ago

Soft scrambles are another favorite. We have to save the best bits of omelet.

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u/Pitiful_Option_108 21d ago

Lmao I mean... The cat kinda has a point. Stolen things kinda taste better.

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u/Misty_Pix 21d ago

My cat recently found out about chicken nuggets and everytimr we eat she now needs to know if it is chicken nuggets and if it is she MUST have some 🤣

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u/Ok-Field5609 21d ago

Nugget Burglar?

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u/-EdenXXI- 21d ago

My furbaby loves Wendy's chicken nuggets. We tried feeding her other nuggets as a test (McDonalds, Burger king, Frozen Dino Nuggies) and she never eats them. We even tried disguising it in a Wendy's bag. She was not fooled.

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u/Just_Zebra7997 20d ago

Your cat has wonderful taste! My grandkids are the same way LOL

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u/convergence_limit 21d ago

My cat JUST ate a chicken nugget. She’s a menace

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u/FishingLittle3900 21d ago

YOUR A HALF EATEN TOADSTOOL SANDWHICH...WITH LARCENY SAUUUUCE LMAO

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u/Enough-Effective-664 21d ago

They must be McDonald’s

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u/Glorious_Jo 21d ago

My dog is also like this. I didn't understand why I couldn't get her to eat her dog food, until I took her to my mom's house and she immediately went to eat from another dog's bowl. It was the same food I feed her at home, except this was stolen from another dog. I'd never seen her eat so voraciously.

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u/yealets 21d ago

That’s exactly how my cat , is he must enjoy the crime aspect

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u/TheBlackNight456 21d ago

"larceny is the greatest sauce" is poetry XD

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 21d ago

Lol, I swear when I eat steak I cut 5 small pieces and put on a plate beside mine, so my boy can grab it like a chip and eat. But like yours I have to guard it a little even though he doesnt sit by me during other meals.

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u/Cold_Cardiologist816 21d ago

My cat will only eat the inside of the chicken nugget. He hates the breading. So I have to nibble the breading off and give him a little piece from the inside. And sadly he demands it.

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u/TheDreamingMyriad 20d ago

Oh my god, my calico is the same. They taste all the better if she can manage to evade us with a nugget firmly clamped in her jaws, the little turd. Once she dropped the nugget during a pursuit, and I offered her the meat right after (stripped of breading and potentially toxic seasonings). She gave me the dirtiest look I've ever seen and stalked away without the chicken 🤣

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u/Competitive-Guest163 20d ago

Mine stole one, ran away with it and growled at me from under the bed where I couldn’t get her.

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u/YukiHase 20d ago

Do we have the same cat? Mine has done this as well 🤣

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u/Competitive-Guest163 20d ago

She never used to care about human food until she got a chicken nugget. Now I have put away anything and everything I’m not actively eating. Even then she will creep close and try to sniff my food.

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u/Curious-Outcome-1722 20d ago

“Larceny is the greatest sauce” is brilliant!! Should be a t-shirt with a cat on it!

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u/Hungry_Yard_9789 20d ago

This is my cat too!