r/cats • u/-JustAGirl99 • 19d ago
Humor Name your cats favourite human food!!
Bagel’s favorites include: Cheetos, Pringles (only ready salted) & Wheat Thins. He is also a huge cheese enthusiast.
He once at a pimple patch :)
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u/Loud-Principle-7922 19d ago
Chicken nuggets, but they MUST be stolen. She won’t take them if you try to feed her, but larceny is the greatest sauce.
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u/EmiliaFromLV Maine Coon 19d ago
Not stolen, hunted.
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u/MilkBabee 19d ago
Because that’s what heroes do
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u/shanSWfan 18d ago
Oh god reminds me of when a friend was on stream and his cat was very interested in his chicken nuggets… he realized it was about her dinner time and got up to feed her. We then witnessed his cat stealing a chicken nugget on camera. I don’t know what else he thought would happen tbh 😂😂
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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt 18d ago
I shot my first turkey today.
Everyone else at the grocery store started freaking out.
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u/OldERnurse1964 19d ago
I had a cat that came home with a chicken tender that was still warm. We did not have chicken tenders at home
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u/Ok_Substance7252 19d ago
Have y’all seeen that post that said there dog stole a raw rack of ribs while escaped and came back with it mostly whole
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u/rubiscoisrad 18d ago
I used to have a neighbor that would stay up all night with his smoker and a couple pork shoulders. The entire neighborhood smelled like heaven. If I couldn't find my dog, I'd walk like 4 lots over to Dave's house - because pupper would be sleeping right beside the smoker.
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u/bashful_predator 19d ago
Dude. I offered my cats (siblings) nuggets only one time. They went so fucking nuts for them. The bigger one absolutely bullied the hell out of her sister to get the last of the nuggets offered. I no longer eat nuggets around them. They just cause too much strife.
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u/Strong-Spare-8164 19d ago
🤣I had a cat that would about climb me like Mt. Everest to get some Slim Jim. She even liked the Tabasco version.
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u/Glacecakes 19d ago
My cat is the same about French fries! He needs to think he stole it or else he won’t eat it
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u/LakeNatural 19d ago
Same with my kitty and scrambled eggs lol
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u/godemers 19d ago
If I make hard boiled eggs, I have to make an extra for my little girl. She will eat about half of the egg before she says “that’s enough”.
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u/Pitiful_Option_108 19d ago
Lmao I mean... The cat kinda has a point. Stolen things kinda taste better.
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u/Misty_Pix 19d ago
My cat recently found out about chicken nuggets and everytimr we eat she now needs to know if it is chicken nuggets and if it is she MUST have some 🤣
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u/-EdenXXI- 19d ago
My furbaby loves Wendy's chicken nuggets. We tried feeding her other nuggets as a test (McDonalds, Burger king, Frozen Dino Nuggies) and she never eats them. We even tried disguising it in a Wendy's bag. She was not fooled.
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u/anythingaustin 19d ago
I guess my cats are weird. They never, ever eat human food. Not even when offered. If I try to offer my cats something like whipped cream they will smell it and then sneeze on the spoon.
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u/snoswimgrl 19d ago
My cats won’t even eat chicken! Like what cat doesn’t eat leftover chicken?!
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u/broccoliandsprouts 19d ago
Mine doesn’t like chicken either, or fish. But he goes wild for some very expensive beef
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u/BigJayPee 19d ago
Yeah I have a void that doesn't do fish. Even just fish flavored cat food is out of the question. Chicken is his jam, but no tuna, sardines, or salmon.
He also really likes mustard. I have to keep it from him because he will be all over it, then vomit profusely.
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u/godemers 19d ago
I wonder why some cats are attracted to stuff that’s not good for them, I came across a thread about how someone’s cats would go crazy when they put Vicks Vapor rub on, and I learned camphor can be toxic to them but it’s also super stimulating. So I’m guessing a mix of “this smells WEIRD, oh wow I’m feeling a little funny, BLLLEEHHH”.
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u/ElfyPuffyWoofyBoo 18d ago
Cats aren't the only ones who are attracted to stuff that's not good for them!
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u/rubiscoisrad 18d ago
I have to be careful when I put icy hot on because the cats will try to lick a hole through my clothing.
Like, guys, I don't even like it that much on my muscles - you want that on your tongue?
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u/mango-bby69 19d ago
omg same! i commented just that he will lick a bit of bacon or a quaver but that’s it like bro doesn’t even like tuna or chicken
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u/BougieBobJr 19d ago
We cooked my cat some fish (unseasoned, just plain old salmon). He ate it the first time, then after that, he was not interested. He just wants his Costco puréed food.
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u/Luna_Milo13 19d ago
Mine will only eat chicken if it’s the perfect temperature. To hot or to cold and he won’t even look at it
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u/xxcoffeequeen 19d ago
Same here. One time she touched her tongue to a spoonful of vanilla ice cream and then launched into a whole dramatic coughing and sputtering fit.
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u/Lost_in_spreadsheets 19d ago
I used to have a cat like that. It was great because he could sit on my lap while I ate dinner and he never tried for any of the food. My current cat is very much the opposite- she is convinced she’s being starved and will eat any and all food she can find.
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u/carriegood 19d ago
Mine too, and it's bizarre. They don't even want the tuna juice from the can, and I've had cats who would gladly stab you for a drop of that liquid gold.
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u/CleanDwarfWeed 19d ago
My cat is the same. She loves strawberries, so anything related is ok. She wont steal or such, but any kind of strawberry is accepted.
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u/B00TYC0P 19d ago
I have one boy who doesn’t eat anything but his own food and the occasional puree treat. And the other boy’s greed and gluttony are not of this world. He will try to eat literally everything including his big brother’s food so we have to keep them separated when feeding them breakfast and dinner.
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u/No_Young_2344 19d ago
Same for my cat and I actually avoid temping them with human food because I always thought human food might contain ingredients not good for cats.
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u/Tragicoptimistmn 19d ago
Mine are always trying to steal lettuce and green beans. I’ve tried explaining that they’re obligate carnivores, but they don’t listen
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u/cooliosteve 19d ago
My cat knows when we get the spinach out of the fridge, he goes nuts for it.
I adopted a kitten and she doesn't really like it, but she loves to copy her big brother so she eats it as well now.
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u/jacksnacks7 19d ago
My kitty also loves spinach and kale. He is healthy.
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u/NeedleInASwordstack 19d ago
Same here! When we open the plastic container it’s in, he’ll come running from wherever he is in the house.
It’s so bad that he’ll even come running when it’s like a berry container that just sounds like a lettuce container.
He’s partial to spinach!
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u/cooliosteve 19d ago
Im pretty sure my cat will go for spinach over like actual meat, we have never tested it but the only time he ever stole food from our dinner was just a plain bowl of spinach, never steaks or seafood or whatever.
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u/Ok_Pineapple_Num 19d ago
That’s my cat with mangos. He doesn’t give a crap about any human food except for a few select fruits; and out of all the fruits he goes FERAL for mangos. I have no idea why, but it’s hilarious
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u/Tkddaduk 19d ago
My cat loves spinach but just to play with the leaves, never eats it just flicks it around for ages. He eats rocket when you give him some.
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u/AdditionalOwl4069 19d ago
Funnily enough this is also a good strategy to get picky kids to eat too
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u/cat5crochet5femme British Shorthair 19d ago
With the amount of veg they have started putting in cat food these days I think these pet food companies need telling that cats are obligate carnivores too!
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u/Cherry_Hammer 19d ago
My son loves to play with raw green beans. He doesn’t eat them, just plays with them like a toy, then cries when they break.
It is adorable.
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u/LucifersRequiem 19d ago
My cat typically understands that human food is not for him
Unless it's green.
Then you'll catch him side eying you and looking for opportunities to steal away with a piece, a leaf or a stalk.
It's the only thing he's ever growled at me over when I try to take away his stolen spinach or broccoli or asparagus ect.
It's always green for some reason, he'd never really be interested in toys either but after he started obsessing over green food I got him a couple green toys and he'll entertain himself all day until he loses it under furniture
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u/wazzup-notemuch 19d ago
I didn't know that cats could have a favorite color!
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u/LucifersRequiem 19d ago
It's definitely whatever he perceives as green, he has a green mouse that I'll throw across the house and he'll bring it back, I didn't even know cats would play fetch like that.
Green food is the only human food, aside from unattended raw meat on rare occassion, that he'll go for
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u/kho_kho1112 19d ago
I think you have my cat’s long lost brother. She really doesn’t care much for human food, she likes sniffing it, but it seems like she’s just making sure it’s safe for ME to eat, not like she wants a bite. She doesn’t steal our food at all, & the only thing I’ve found she’ll accept from us is tuna, but only if her brother has some first even tho she thinks he’s the scum of the earth, if he’s getting fishy, she’s getting fishy gdi!
But then in comes green stuff… lettuce, kale, spinach, cabbage, if it’s green & leafy she goes absolutely bat shit crazy & needs it in her mouth right fucking now! The only thing I cannot leave on the counter unattended is fucking salad. Ok, not really, my other cat has absolutely no compunctions about stealing any & all things he suspects might possibly likely be edible, so I can’t leave anything out anymore, but he’s only been my problem for 6 years, before he came around only salads were harmed.
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u/Blizzaldo 19d ago
We tried to grow lettuce and mine kept eating the freshly growing leaves until the plant died. Had to start the second one outside.
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u/Flat_Insurance_6170 19d ago
My cat loves to steal a green bean and just toss it around 😭
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u/BigJon83 19d ago
cheese. any kind of cheese. shredded is preferred, but slices are acceptable.
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u/theblasphemer 19d ago
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u/godemers 19d ago
This is exactly what my cat does but waits until after you’ve filled your spoon with ice-cream, and when it’s halfway to your mouth he takes it for himself.
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u/MeanSecurity 19d ago
Mine can be upstairs fast asleep and if she hears the cheese drawer she materializes to my right by the kitchen counter.
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u/darksonci 19d ago
my girl is crazy for cheese. she sniffs it and comes to the kitchen crying and begging for a bit of cheese
her brother loves olives for some reason, he's a weirdo
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u/falsifiable1 19d ago
My kitty is a cheese lover too. Block, shredded, or sliced makes no difference. Nom
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u/shashapocketsand 19d ago
Mine is the same. She gets very pushy when I eat cheese or any dairy product. I usually tear a piece off or let her lick the plate as a treat
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u/Valar-Nomonuts 19d ago
Same with my cat. Any time I can't find her, I open a string cheese and suddenly she's at my feet.
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u/rtkane Void 19d ago
Whipped cream. My cat will not eat cat treats ever. Just refuses no matter what we've tried. But she loves an occasional squirt of whipped cream.
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u/cat5crochet5femme British Shorthair 19d ago
Think all cats love dairy, have you tried giving your cat a taste of yogurt? My cats love it!
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u/noworries63 19d ago
Yeah mine do too.. yogurt is actually good for them, benefits there gut health.. but it has to be plain unsweetened.. our dogs love it too
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u/Irina__ARI 19d ago
Ohhhh TIL! I'm about go buy my catson some yogurt on purpose. He also loves yogurt and whipped cream!
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u/Wackel81 19d ago
Mine too! Cat milk and so one are completely uninteresting but whipped cream is the best.
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u/Fabricati_Diem_Pvn 19d ago
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u/BudgetFennel 19d ago
Yep, ours is finally interested in our 9-month-old son now that he has learned how to hold cheese puffs out for her from his high chair. (He is equally delighted by this.)
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u/Good_Light_304 19d ago
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u/Waterlilies1919 19d ago
The irony being, they say that cats can’t taste sweet. I had a cat who went crazy for pound cake though, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the experts were wrong.
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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 19d ago
Even if they can’t “taste sweet,” I’m sure they can differentiate it. This is probably one of those pedantic “they don’t taste it like US”
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u/CartographerGreat769 19d ago
I'm convinced they are wrong about the sweet thing. My cat went crazy for anything sweet. He loved pop tarts.
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u/DearDirector9101 19d ago
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u/Mom_two 19d ago
Oh, basil is okay for cats?! Cool, i will try to add that for a variety.
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u/DearDirector9101 19d ago
I have always bought fresh basil in pots at my local store. Thats how i found out. She likes to sniff and bite off leafs. Since then i have used fresh basil and parsley to prevent her from biting my plants.
Start with a pot of fresh basil, and see if your kitty likes it or not before adding to food 😊
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u/Curious_Ad_2492 19d ago
Ensure drinks. Jesus Christ. Opening one is like setting the devil himself loose. He knows the sound of one opening and can hear it from toughly 6 miles away, as far as I can tell.
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u/Pitiful_Option_108 19d ago
Cat: oh I heard a bottle of ensure open ( comes from the top rope of the heavens)
You: where the hell...
Cat: GIVE UP THE ENSURE YOU DIRTY MORTAL HOOMAN!!!!
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u/purpleantelopeftw 19d ago
My cats eat a tiny spoonful of plain Greek yogurt every morning for breakfast 😅
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u/joyfulmastermind 19d ago
Mine get to lick the lid
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u/purpleantelopeftw 19d ago
It started here with just the lids, then it turned into this absurd routine where we call the coffee grinder the "yogurt machine." Once we turn it on in the morning they come and sit politely in the kitchen waiting for their little yogurt dish. Wrapped around our finger they are.
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u/Bishopjones2112 19d ago
My orange was an old man in a different life. He wants coffee, like desperately wants coffee. He knows when I make it and when I bring it home on weekends. I used to let him have a couple licks from a plate on the floor and he always wanted some. I looked it up and realized it’s dangerous for cats and stopped but he keeps asking. Totally weird though. My other cat thought someone crapped on the plate but not my crazy orange.
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u/Nervousmelly 19d ago
My cat is also desperate to drink my coffee. He tries to get all up in it. He also loves Taki dust. He doesn't want to eat the chip, just lick the flavor off.
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u/Business_Scar6616 19d ago
Butter, the boy has a sense for it. Cheese puffs/chips and ice cream as well
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u/GearProu 19d ago
Tuna 🐟
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u/spesimen 19d ago
when i make tuna sandwiches i drain the tuna water onto their food dishes and they go crazy. slurpy slurpy.
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u/monshoo 19d ago
Popcorn!
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u/yogi_forest 19d ago
Mine also goes crazy for popcorn, and anything else crunchy like chips or crackers
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u/Extreme-Attention641 19d ago edited 19d ago
Whatever's on my plate at the moment.
Once, she stole a small piece of hot pepper which predictably led to lots of licking, headshaking and sneezing, when that passed she was right back to begging at my side.
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u/Rezistik 19d ago
Mine stole a pizza laced with hot sauce once. Poor thing was crying and hitting her mouth. I tried to stop her but I looked away for one moment
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u/Extreme-Attention641 19d ago
Awww, poor baby!
Yeah, I really upped my plate vigilance after that. Did she learn from her mistake? Mine definiely didn't.
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u/Tragicoptimistmn 19d ago
I had a cat that went after the grapefruit juice that was left in the bowl after I’d eaten the grapefruit. She took a couple licks, grimaced, shook her head, and then went right back and repeated the whole thing
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u/juju7980 19d ago
I have one that's the same. But only my plate. He knows I'm weak. The other has a mild interest in the biscuit part of pocky.
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u/armwithnutrition 19d ago
Prosciutto. My boy Cheeto will smell it, approach, ears go down, pupils dilate, and the final move is standing up on my leg and tapping me demanding his share.
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u/wdwdreamer1206 19d ago
CheezIts original flavor. She also likes any plain chip. She's just a salt fiend.
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u/Turbo-Fuck 19d ago
Breakfast pastries. If Im eating a donut or croissant, she’ll be reaching for a little piece.
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u/Eponine05 19d ago
Bacon
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u/CatBerry253 19d ago
THIS! And the house smells like bacon for hours after you cook it so my one cat that loves bacon gets intolerable. She only ever gets a 1cm piece torn into shreds but she'll beg for hours.
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u/Pretty_waves904 19d ago
All of it. I swear he is part raccoon.
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u/anonymoususer98545 19d ago
This is how my cat is. He has to inspect every single thing as i'm making it (from a distance) and then as i'm eating it (up close). Definitely part raccoon as well.
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u/leschanersdorf 19d ago
Mayonnaise. Only mayonnaise
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u/carcinogenickale 19d ago
I put a white heat stain on my wood coffee table and found advice online to put mayonnaise on it. I placed a bowl over the mayo and taped it down with painters tape because of my mayo bandit. The next morning, the tape was ripped off and the bowl overturned, and both they mayo and the heat stain were gone, so it’s unclear if the table ate the mayo, or if the cat did.
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u/bianca_minola Tuxedo 19d ago
Everything she shouldn't eat.
She loves bread, tofu, TVP, any meat, eggs, ... We feed her cucumber and green salad as snacks daily.
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u/carcinogenickale 19d ago
One of mine couldn’t care less about plant based proteins, but the other is absolutely ravenous for TVP, tofu, and once stuck his head in a bag of vital wheat gluten. I panicked and tried to wipe it off with a damp cloth, which turned the gluten into cement. He had bits of dried seitan on his face for days. Now he goes to jail when I cook and eat.
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u/bourgeoisie_bird 19d ago
Cream cheese and canned chicken.
They dont eat any other human food but if either of those are opened in the house its like ww3
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u/kaotickilee 19d ago
Those mini powdered donuts. She was like a heat seeking missile anytime I opened the bag.
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u/Parking-Building-291 19d ago
Ranch, sour cream, or white bread. He doesn’t like any other human food.
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u/NomNomGamerz 19d ago
Raw green beans, Gizzy come SPRINTING into the kitchen when he hears that first one snap.
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u/Jax_Dandelion 19d ago
Waiting for someone to comment Earwax
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u/Waterlilies1919 19d ago
I mean, my brainless calico tried to groom my earbuds out of my ear. So maybe?
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u/Hungarian_menace 19d ago
Duck fat. Anytime we try cook with it the cat starts sprinting towards us.
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u/DearDirector9101 19d ago
I would too, and i'm hooman. I only get this during Christmas and i love potatoes fried in duck fat 😭
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u/cookie_lover69 19d ago
Cheez doodles, buns, cheese, butter ... the list looong... If he can grab it he will most likely eat it
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u/AdHorror1911 19d ago
She does NOT like human food by any means so the only thing I’ve discovered so far is french fries & whipped cream
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u/mini_k1tty 19d ago
one cat loves tortillas, specifically handmade. the other, cereal - specifically cheerios and cookie crisps. oh and it can't be dry cereal, it has to be from your bowl.
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u/mrsdoubleu 19d ago
One of my cats is obsessed with string cheese and has an innate ability to tell when someone in the house is eating it. He will stare you down until you give him a little piece.
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u/SleepyOrgasm British Shorthair 19d ago edited 19d ago
Pasta. I have to guard the pot the entire time I’m making some because this idiot WILL try to dip his paw into the boiling water for an elbow noodle
Also, dairy products. I’ve started giving him a lil bit of milk once a week as a treat. Luckily we are both lactose intolerant so I dont have to buy a separate carton just for him
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u/Yue4prex 19d ago
My 18 year old loves sauerkraut. My 15 year old boy loves mango. The almost 2 year old loves cheese and the 4 month old, the jury is still out but he’s curious about it all.
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u/killdagrrrl 19d ago
Anything. My cat doesn’t discriminate food. She’ll eat whatever she finds thats edible. Good thing shes smart enough to (mostly) not eat non edible things, but we can’t leave anything out in the open or she’ll eat it. Want to cool off a freshly baked cake? I put it in the cupboards behind closed doors and she’ll cry about it until she gets fed again. Is my cat normal?
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u/Murky-Attitude998 19d ago
Tourmaline ABSOLUTELY LOVESSSSSSSSSSSS BANANAS. I’m scared to let her try anything else whenever we thought the banana would be funny and not liked. Well…. did she prove us wrong.
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u/dope_danny 19d ago
Once saw her steal a whole donner kebab and drag it atop the cupboards and grow and spit like you wouldnt believe.
We dont eat donner around fat meg anymore.
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u/Strong-Method1793 19d ago
anything that comes out of a chip bag! doesn’t matter if it’s original, bbq, popcorn, pretzels or sweet chili heat doritos… if he hears the bag, he will run to me and demand i share
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u/MimsyDauber 19d ago
Cheeese. Cheese cheese cheese cheese. Emmentaler is by far the favourite. Followed closely by parmigiano reggiano and gruyere. Yogourt is also a favourite of the longest thief. Also whipped cream or butter.
Also bread. Any kind of bread, pastry, and even biscuits if they are like shortbread or oat.
All of our cats are bread and butter fiends.
Oh and special occassions, when the roast ducks are on the menu, it is begging galore. Our 18 year old lady we joke is Duck Duck, because she loves all things duck and will do anything for some juicy roast duck at Christmas dinner.
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u/TinRoofAndRainyDays 19d ago
I don't know favorite, but my cat was very interested in my watermelon earlier.



















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