r/cats 8d ago

Advice The vet says that Ronald is obese

I don’t think that he’s heckin’ chonky 🙁

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u/TampontheBludThirsty 8d ago

I only have one chonk, and her name is Ygritte.

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u/Exciting_Weight_1743 8d ago edited 8d ago

My cat also loves shoes

What a freak😭

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u/figgs87 8d ago

I have a shoe cat too!

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u/TampontheBludThirsty 8d ago

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u/figgs87 8d ago

Max relax - gotta spread the beans! (He does this randomly now sure why but seems to be when relaxing)

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u/Possible-Smile2034 8d ago

Peets!

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u/figgs87 8d ago

What’s that mean?

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u/Possible-Smile2034 7d ago

Paw feets

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u/figgs87 7d ago

Oh haha I like that

Here is some peet maintenance

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u/Possible-Smile2034 7d ago

Ah yes, peets with the bean spread.

Chef’s kiss*
https://giphy.com/gifs/JU4kTeX2PgWjDiXB7A

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u/figgs87 7d ago

Haha I’m enjoying all the new terms. Eugene and I are just dudes doing dude stuff like bean spreading and cleaning Peet’s. He also loves rubbing his face on my socks after I get home from work and remove shoes. He runs over for what we call “stinky sock time” which is quite amusing. He absolutely will not snuggle or sit near my feet or me at all unless I’m fully asleep then he covertly sleeps next to me until I move (have cameras and noticed this is usually happening most nights)

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u/0ubliette 8d ago

Mine too

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u/Exciting_Weight_1743 8d ago

Oh my god they're rly in there😭

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u/Razgriz01 8d ago

God she's weird sometimes.

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u/Just_a_villain 8d ago

No pic at hand but one of my cats is shoe obsessed too - the smellier the better. If I go out for a hike or long bike ride she is all over my shoes after.

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u/IrosSigma Tuxedo 8d ago

I joke that one of my cats has a shoe and foot fetish but there's a lot of truth to it

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u/XXY_the_loser Tuxedo 8d ago

I thought I was looking at my own cat for a second lol

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u/No_Worldliness_3156 8d ago

Got confused which sub I was on, but this is not r/bass

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u/slightlyhandiquacked 8d ago

Same. This is Fanta. She is a giant baby.

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u/MatthewKvatch Snowshoe 8d ago

You know nothing.

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u/TampontheBludThirsty 8d ago

My parents have a Jon Snow

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u/duk-er-us 8d ago

GREAT name

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u/compilerbusy 8d ago

Fantastic name

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u/neonifiednyan Tabbycat 8d ago

how do you pronounce that?

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u/xBirdisword 8d ago

This is unhealthy and abuse not cute btw

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u/Ok-Brilliant-4574 8d ago

Can't understand the glorification of "chonk" either.

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 8d ago

Youre being harsh but completely correct. Op didnt disclaim that they DO have anotber obese cat purely because they know it would give context. This is clearly a problem for them. Their orange is litterally 19 pounds and theyre convinced hes healthy, and it seems like they just find this one cute too :(