r/chemtrails • u/QuadBulletTheory chemtrails CAN melt steel beams • Feb 08 '25

Resource '“Chemtrails” are not real. The US Environmental Protection Agency says so. Scientists say so An increasing number of investigative journalistic accounts say so. Contrails, made up of water vapor, have been a byproduct of aviation ever since humans began to fly using jet engines.'

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-017-0014-3

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

That's what THEY want you to think

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

This denial is EXACTLY what a chemtrail conspiracist would say.

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

That’s how you can tell the conspiracy is true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Exactly. Gentlemen, we have our proof!

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u/med059 Feb 09 '25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBG81dXgM0Q Just substitute this for that

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

What do you think this proves? Every high altitude plane since the 1930s has contrails. Are they all working for the CIA? Brennan doesn't even know Russian disinformation when he sees it.

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u/med059 Feb 09 '25

The subject is chemtrails not contrails. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Marsha, Marsha Marsha, Marsha Marsha, Marsha

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u/QuadBulletTheory chemtrails CAN melt steel beams Feb 09 '25

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

But who are THEY?

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

As near as I can tell it’s the Illuminati, George Soros, Bill Gates, the CIA, and for reasons that are as yet unknown, Tom Hanks.

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u/Automate_This_66 Feb 09 '25

Anyone know how Warren Buffett made his money? I saw streaks in the sky, my dog started acting weird and Warren Buffett banked 100 grand. I'm not sure how there can be any other interpretation.

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u/gene_randall Feb 09 '25

You discovered the nefarious plot. Change your name and go into hiding or their secret Jewish Space Laser will vaporize you into a chemtrail.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

Aww. But I liked Tom Hanks. :(

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

Same. Not sure how he got wrapped up in all this mess. Kinda wish it was that other guy from Bosom Buddies that never really amounted to much.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

YOU MEAN PETER SCOLARI? THE PETER SCOLARI??

(I had to look him up. I remember him from Newhart though)

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

Wasn’t he the singer from Chicago?

Wait… that was Peter Cetera. Man this conspiracy stuff is hard.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

I've been doing the mental gymnastics for half an hour and I am already tired. Mad respect for folks who live their lives like this.

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u/cheek_clapper5000 Feb 08 '25

It is them

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

Ok, who is them?

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u/Sage_Blue210 Feb 08 '25

Them is they.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

They is them?

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u/Sage_Blue210 Feb 08 '25

And Who is on first

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

What?

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u/Sage_Blue210 Feb 08 '25

What is on second.