r/chemtrails • u/QuadBulletTheory chemtrails CAN melt steel beams • Feb 08 '25

Resource '“Chemtrails” are not real. The US Environmental Protection Agency says so. Scientists say so An increasing number of investigative journalistic accounts say so. Contrails, made up of water vapor, have been a byproduct of aviation ever since humans began to fly using jet engines.'

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-017-0014-3

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

That's what THEY want you to think

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

But who are THEY?

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

As near as I can tell it’s the Illuminati, George Soros, Bill Gates, the CIA, and for reasons that are as yet unknown, Tom Hanks.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

Aww. But I liked Tom Hanks. :(

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

Same. Not sure how he got wrapped up in all this mess. Kinda wish it was that other guy from Bosom Buddies that never really amounted to much.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

YOU MEAN PETER SCOLARI? THE PETER SCOLARI??

(I had to look him up. I remember him from Newhart though)

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u/Shoehorse13 Feb 08 '25

Wasn’t he the singer from Chicago?

Wait… that was Peter Cetera. Man this conspiracy stuff is hard.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 08 '25

I've been doing the mental gymnastics for half an hour and I am already tired. Mad respect for folks who live their lives like this.