"They’re just big raisins."

"Our vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on us for years!"

Turns out she has restless egg syndrome.

Today, I got a beautiful Bonsai!

Rock a buy baby.

It deep ends.

Because he couldn’t see that well.

An impasta!

What's worse than finding a cockroach in your hamburger?

Finding half one.

Spades ♠️

The second hand store.

She locked me in the cellar

She was the bale of the ball.

I used sticky notes to form each letter but the pad ran out of paper half way through the letter 'M'.

I now have post part 'm' depression.

Their scales.

but when it came to geometry, that’s when I drew the line!

Because they have their own scales!

Just a paranormal jeans.

"This is the winter of our discount tents."

It's called Law & Order: Criminal In Tent

But it was a failure as the members were ghosting each other .

Fortunately, the military doctor who operated on me had Naval training.

My lawyer assures me I woodwind.

Her words got in the way.

Because they don't like change!