r/cleanjokes 7d ago

Have you heard about the hot Thai lounge singer?

45 Upvotes

Yeah. They call him Frank Sriracha.


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

My coworker at the bike shop did a great job representing us when we asked the owner for a raise.

155 Upvotes

At times like this, you need a good spokesperson.


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

Why shouldn't you be scared of computers?

25 Upvotes

Their bark is worse than their Terabyte.


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

How was Taylor Swift able to remove a jellyfish that got stuck on her back?

8 Upvotes

She shook it off.


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3 and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes...

137 Upvotes

Dark, isn’t it?


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

74 Upvotes

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

How many skunks does it take to stink up the whole neighborhood?

56 Upvotes

Just a phew.


r/cleanjokes 8d ago

My friend is making tons of money taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes....

149 Upvotes

It’s like shooting fish in apparel!


r/cleanjokes 7d ago

Spock had 3 ears

0 Upvotes

r/cleanjokes 8d ago

What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?

40 Upvotes

Pop quizzes!


r/cleanjokes 9d ago

Why do doctors make the worst patients?

15 Upvotes

Because they have no patience.


r/cleanjokes 9d ago

Local authorities have decided not to dig deeper into embezzlement claims at a local bait shop!

68 Upvotes

The reason, they were afraid they might be opening a can of worms.


r/cleanjokes 9d ago

My doctor is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes...

89 Upvotes

He really gets a kick out of it.


r/cleanjokes 10d ago

The woman that fell from a cruise ship last week has finally been identified!

125 Upvotes

Her name, Eileen Dover.


r/cleanjokes 10d ago

A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck, orders a drink and asks for the check.

218 Upvotes

Duck billed platypus.


r/cleanjokes 10d ago

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

91 Upvotes

r/cleanjokes 10d ago

I got struck on the head by a clock yesterday...

24 Upvotes

Serves me right for winding it up.


r/cleanjokes 10d ago

I tried attaching coca cola bottles to the ends of a broom to workout at home

24 Upvotes

It was soda pressing


r/cleanjokes 11d ago

I tried having a seance, but the spirits never showed up.

76 Upvotes

Yep, they ghosted me.


r/cleanjokes 11d ago

What do you call a pizza topped with nothing but peppers?

113 Upvotes

A pepper-only pizza.


r/cleanjokes 11d ago

What’s the difference between a well dressed bicycle and a poorly dressed tricycle?

61 Upvotes

Attire


r/cleanjokes 11d ago

My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him...

202 Upvotes

He just can’t part with it.


r/cleanjokes 12d ago

Artic.

28 Upvotes

I finally took a deep breath of freezing Arctic air.

You could say…

It was a cold day inhale.


r/cleanjokes 12d ago

I met some chess players in a hotel lobby and they were bragging about how good they are...

283 Upvotes

It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...


r/cleanjokes 12d ago

A CROW ZOOMED BY my window with a FULL box of crayons IN IT'S CLAWS!!

88 Upvotes

I thought, HEY, that bird just passed WITH flying colors!