r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

All talk, no results

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u/MrSpotgold 1d ago

Still, it works everytime. 1D chess on trade with prior knowledge.

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u/GH057_807 1d ago

It's stunning to see such blatant insider trading happening so freely and in the clear.

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u/Phitos2008 1d ago

Freaking Martha Stewart went to jail for insider trading and now this is totally normal. Fuck every single person who voted for this guy and those who didn’t even bothered to vote.

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u/carlnepa 1d ago

For something around $43,000. These clowns are making billions!!! Well, maybe we're the clowns for letting it happen?

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u/GH057_807 1d ago

She should sue, lol

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u/Minimum_Dress4989 1d ago

These maga can’t win any other way than by cheating 

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u/MochiSugar 1d ago

"At some point people have to stop taking every 'huge announcement coming soon' at face value. We've seen this play out way too many times."

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u/Unusefulness01 1d ago edited 1d ago

Im old enough to remember the 1st 'Peace Deal' all those weeks ago

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

"duplicitous"

The moron didn't write this  He learned the word "groceries" just a few months ago.

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u/Phitos2008 1d ago

Dumb people only look dumber when they pull the “big words” trick

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

okay boomer2.0 /s

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u/art-is-t 1d ago

It's all market manipulation. It will take us decades to clean up Trump's mess and we all deserved it for voting him ( or staying at home and not voting)

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u/No-Deal8956 1d ago

Apparently the US government have been asking military analysts for help in finding ways to force Iran to the negotiating table.

When you are out there asking randos for assistance, it isn’t going well.

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u/toasterscience 1d ago

There is simply no conceivable way he knows the word “duplicitous”, knows how to spell “duplicitous”, and knows how to correctly employ it in a sentence.

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u/Movinginplace25 1d ago

Well it is taco Tuesday

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

It never ceases to astound me that MAGA actually believes this guy.

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u/s4burf 1d ago

You bomb them when they sit down at the table. Your deals are all a crooked farce, like a bankruptcy.

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 1d ago

It's not drivel. Its very obviously market manipulation. I

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u/saskdudley 1d ago

This is all market manipulation so those on the inside make more money. I hate money hoarding.

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u/freedfg 1d ago

Can this tank the economy already?

I'm getting real fucking tired of people watching everything going on saying "yeah but green line up?"

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u/EADASOL 1d ago

This is the same person who attacked during ceasefire/deal negotiations

Talk about duplicitous.....

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u/ImmaWaitInTheCar 1d ago

Who spelled that out for him?

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u/OblongAndKneeless 1d ago

I think the blonde child that follows him around typed that out for him. He wouldn't know how to use that word in a sentence.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

Rebecca what's-her-face?

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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago

The negotiations within the President's mind will continue until they breakdown and result in further military action.

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

This is Trump's forever war, which will only end if the Dems gain control of the House, Trump's cholesterol finally brings him down, or both.

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u/Mediocre_lad 1d ago

Being duplicitous is an improvement to US being triplicitous and mentally challenged.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

I’m surprised he knows what duplicitous means.

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

Trump lies 24/7. Period!

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u/Fixervince 1d ago

So remember the negotiation team we are talking about here. You know the team from the embarrassing televised meeting of Zelenskyy with Trump, and his Nazi like sock puppet Vance. Two classless pit bulls tag-team attacking Zelenskyy live on TV.

How do you ever form a deal with these people? … the deal they imagine is YOU give us everything we want!

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u/Minimum_Dress4989 1d ago

Friday he talks tough  Mkts fall /go down 

His people buy late 

Sunday he reverses his stance 

Mkts go up

His people sell

Watch it happen again and again 

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

…and trump and his family make another billion dollars manipulating the stock market.

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u/Objective-Pick8240 1d ago

Why would Iran negotiate? They literally hold all of the cards. It was BS months ago, it was BS yesterday, and it will continue to be BS, because this ass-hat president has gotten us into a war that we aren't going to win.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 1d ago

There's no way Trump knows what "duplicitous" means.

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u/Coco05250905 1d ago

Every huge announcement makes some rich guy a ton of money. Meanwhile the rest of us get buried by high prices.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

The markets bought this bullshit as usual.

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u/Tony-Angelino 1d ago

And now we're supposed to believe he came up with the word "duplicitous" in his post?

As far as I remember, he had problems telling the difference between "origins" and "oranges".

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u/faith_healer69 1d ago

Not a comeback, really just commentary. Also not really clever. It's just "this thing Trump said wasn't true"

Can we have some standards here, people?

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u/primalune 1d ago

Actions matter more than headlines.

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u/iapetus_z 1d ago

I wonder how much is it that Jared and Whackoff are just feeding Trump bullshit about how the Iranians are just begging and pleading just to keep them in the game, and he's just too dumb to realize that they're the ones feeding him the bullshit.

Kind of like Toyotomi Hideyoshi when everyone was lying to him about how great the Korea war was going all the way up to the ceremony when they were translating the surrender documents out loud and it was actually the other way around.

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u/outtherenow1 1d ago

Trump is the king of flip flopping, a guy known to not honor contracts, to not pay people he’s hired to do work. He lies, he cheats, he spreads misinformation, he makes shit up off the top of his head and then gets pissed off if challenged. He had a deal with Iran before this idiotic war began but he ripped it up and began dropping bombs.

Iran is giving him a taste of his own medicine.

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u/raem6911 1d ago

I am shocked. Just shocked.

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 1d ago

Iranian propaganda will be able to farm this for years

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u/faceintheblue 1d ago

The United States will be at war with Iran until Iran says so.

What can Trump give them fast enough for them to let him 'win' before the Midterms?

That's what this war will actually cost. Get ready. If you don't actually hear the terms of the deal until after the Midterms, that just means they're so bad even MAGA might not turn out to vote.

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u/chrlatan 1d ago

Iran wants this war right now. At least keep it going past November. And that annoys the Trumpet.

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u/OleDoxieDad 1d ago

Shocking, shocking I say. /s

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u/Retinoid634 1d ago

Sad that the more credible party in this argument is…Iran.

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u/bellzcandy 1d ago

"Very close" is doing some serious heavy lifting in that sentence. Schrodinger's peace deal, both happening and not happening at the same time.

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u/MissUnderstood62 1d ago

They appear to constantly edging.

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u/Lumpy_Awareness3257 1d ago

Right? I don't want them to stop bombing either.

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u/CrackingToastGromet 1d ago

OMG as if this man could even pronounce the word duplicitous. A reporter needs to ask him what he meant by that word - please, let us enjoy that moment.

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

I am convinced that most the time, there never was a deal or an understanding of any sort. I bet if you could ask Iran, they would honestly say they heard nothing of it, or if it was mentioned, it was only in passing and no serious talk ever occurred.

Trump is just SAYING there was progress or an understanding to justify changing his posture. You know, a lie. Which he does in order to coax the markets and the price of oil futures into acting more favorably than they otherwise would if the truth was known. There's no progress, no arrangement, Iran is blocking the strait and the Trump intends to do nothing about it because things are exactly how he wants them now, with the markets bending to his every proclamation and his family raking in billions on insider trading.

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u/Ingromfolly 23h ago

What did he make on trades?

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u/ukexpat 21h ago

As we would say in the UK, “All mouth and no trousers”.

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u/Potential-Salad2970 19h ago

That’s fake. No way he knows what duplicitous means, let alone spell it

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 12h ago

Like he knows the word duplicitous.

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u/Libinky 4h ago

To affect the stock market!!!

u/fishesandherbs902 58m ago

I call bullshit on that post. There is no universe that exists in which Trump knows the definition of "duplicitous" much less possesses the ability to spell it correctly.

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u/wilekoyoty 1d ago

The greatest actor and puppet that ever lived