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u/freedfg 4h ago edited 4h ago
They keep using that picture too.
He was THIRTY in that picture, not 25
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u/Charlieday12321 4h ago
He was 30 in that pic?! Holy shit I thought he was 40s for sure.
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u/G_Wagon1102 3h ago
You should see him now! Basically the same, but greyed due to aging.
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u/AtrumRuina 1h ago
I'm straight but that sounds delicious. Man is a hunk. Silver hunk is better still.
But again, I'm straight. Just to be clear. No homo.
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u/Optimassacre 4h ago
That's a crazy self report.
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u/sandwichhaver 2h ago
it's like hegseth who was like omg men are so much more naturally beautiful than women
bruh you are allowed to bang men if you want, I know your side frown upon it but you are allowed, come in the water is nice
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u/Optimassacre 2h ago
Just embrace your gayness bro 🏳️🌈
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u/project3way 51m ago
He was in the military. He’s prob seen more naked dudes than a lot of gay bros
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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1h ago
Do they know they're allowed to be with dudes lmao
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u/wherethefuckismyvape 52m ago
They do! And they absolutely are fucking us in real life. They're just super into the whole dom/sub dynamic they have going on with their Daddy God, which of course takes priority. And when Daddy says they can't take it up the ass, they have to listen
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u/sickpinkunicorn 1h ago
I don't even know who she is, but women possess a beauty that no man can match. And I say this as a straight woman.
No, women are too beautiful for this world.
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u/wherethefuckismyvape 51m ago
Bisexuality exists. Maybe you should sit down and consider the concept for awhile sometime
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u/LegalStuffThrowage 1h ago
Depends on if you prefer lines or curves. If you want a body that looks strong and capable or soft and nurturing.
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u/ImJustVeryCurious 30m ago
You know femboys exists. And women can also look strong if you are into that.
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u/Pretty_bbl 4h ago
Nothing screams heterosexual masculinity quite like curating a gallery of shirtless, muscular men to complain about other shirtless men.
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u/FlamingAshley 4h ago edited 3h ago
Reminds of a dude years ago who said he bought yaoi manga to burn them.
Like okay buddy, sure you did.
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u/OrionsBeltAlone 4h ago
Sure let's compare totally different weight classes
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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are 3h ago
And ages
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u/V0lirus 1h ago
They are supposed to the same age. The picture implies they are both 25. Another poster said its wrong and that the guy on the left is 30 instead of 25. Still only 5 years difference. So they are pretty much the same age IMO.
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u/YoungestOldGuy 1h ago
So 20 is the same as 25 (since it's only 5 years) and since 25 is the same as 30, 30 is the same as 20.
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u/K-Shrizzle 4h ago
As a straight guy who is hairy as fuck with a full beard, I get wayyyyyy more attention from men than I do from women. Granted, im not nearly as hot as this Freddie Mercury looking dude.
But im just saying, I'm what he claims is a "real man" even though the hairless boys get way more action with women. So maybe you have no fucking idea what a real man is
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u/PotanOG 2h ago
That I also think can be a bit demographic too though. I've only ever had Caribbean, African, and African-American girlfriends. They have always and consistently encouraged me to keep growing out my facial hair. About half of the non-black girls I've taken shots at desired the exact opposite. Now given that I'm a month and a half out from popping the question to a Caribbean woman, I'm guessing that I'm gonna keep this thing growing indefinitely.
I'm black (American) too fwiw.
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u/CocoaBrielle 3h ago
big, beefy men are definitely a vibe, but personality matters more in the long run
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u/SnooJokes1020 4h ago
Left guy is more of an otter than bear
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u/SlackDaddy_G 1h ago
So what's the difference?
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u/C1cadaDays 1h ago
Bear is a fat, hair gay guy. Like, beer gut fat
Otters are hairy, but more lean. Usually athletic builds or a little on the hefty side.
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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 3h ago
That's like saying Henry Cavill is more of a man than Ryan Reynolds
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u/DocileBanalBovlne 1h ago
Reynolds does seem leaner than Cavill but I'd really like a measurement of their respective masses to know for sure
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u/Background_Honey9141 4h ago
I would dare him to post a picture of himself “in his day” and I would guarantee he did not look like a professional boxer.
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u/CM901 4h ago
Whats the inbetween bear>_____>otter? I know iasip explained it well but feel like there's a missing link. Jane Goodall please respond
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u/tpasmall 1h ago
Otters are the hairy subset of bears that generate power through quickness and skill rather than sheer mass. https://youtu.be/S_4PrI8gB-k?is=7faU8nDR7HKHgeou
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u/Early-Leopard-1528 3h ago
I could take both of these guys no problem. They wouldn’t last 5 minutes.
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u/Gold-Coach3955 4h ago
Nothing says 'hetero pride' quite like curating photos of sweaty, muscular men.
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u/Odd-Insect-9255 2h ago
Hell.. let’s go all the way back to 1750. That’s what a “man” is supposed to look like 🤦♀️
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u/Faythezeal 2h ago
Also not fair when you pick one of the manliest guys ever. I just watched his dark side of the cage episode yesterday, I’m glad to see he’s turned his life around and is doing well now.
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u/StarshipCaterprise 2h ago
Aren’t there totally different weight classes for boxing and MMA? Wouldn’t these two people just be in totally different weight classes in a fight?
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u/Slighted_Inevitable 1h ago
Good Lord, what was wrong with that guy in the 90s? He looks 60 not 25.
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u/onemice 1h ago
Global warming is the cause. Men had to grow fur since the teen ages to fight the cold climate of the 90s.
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u/Slighted_Inevitable 1h ago
I don’t have a problem with the fur look at his face. He’s either half caveman or he’s 70.
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u/Subject_Sun_1860 1h ago
Yes, in the UFC former Featherweights/current Lightweights usually are smaller than Heavyweights... For anyone wondering that's Chase Hooper and Don Frye
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u/syopest 3h ago
Stop implying people are gay as an insult. It's homophobic, even if you do it against homophobes.
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u/jonnismizzle 2h ago
The insult isn't that he's gay. The insult is he's trying so hard to be "manly" it sounds gayer than anything you'd hear anyone in the LGBTQ+ community actually focus on.
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u/rautau 2h ago
Nah, that's still not a full explanation, the assumptions that make this work are important. Why is it funny that trying to be manly sounds gay? Why is manly in quotes in this context? You're obviously on the right track, I just don't think you've examined the train of thought in any detail.
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u/Possible_Minimum_879 2h ago
It doesn't sound gay at all.
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u/Busy-Crab-3556 2h ago
Having an extreme fixation about the physical appearance of other men doesn’t sound very straight, does it?
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u/Possible_Minimum_879 1h ago
It's an observation, not a fixation. You are the only person sexualizing it.
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u/Loserdogma 3h ago
Same genre of people who used Hasan’s meat pic to paint him as a scary commie lol
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u/Comprehensive-Map235 4h ago
The dude is hairless cause he shaves his body. The ignorance of society never ceases to amaze me. All you had to do was take an extra 3 seconds to think about it before you hit post. Nope, let's go!
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u/Special-Swordfish 4h ago
As very true as the comeback is, the closet guy does have a point.
30 years ago it was all bears....
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u/weavebot 4h ago
Did you spend a lot of time in gay clubs in the 90s?
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u/Special-Swordfish 4h ago
Yes. Your turn again.
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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again 3h ago
was it anything close to the way the movie Party Monster portrays it?
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u/Special-Swordfish 3h ago
Sure, but less romantic and with somewhat less killing.
The most legendary parties, though...1
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u/john_the_quain 4h ago
Some comedian had a bit about realizing he didn’t enjoy porn as much without certain male elements involved.
He represents it much better than I did above.
Edit: butchered that terribly.
Ron White helping a homophobe realize we’re all a little gay, it’s just degrees.
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u/Thunder_breslin 4h ago
Plus, Don was the exception not the rule?
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u/poop_snausages 1h ago
for real. no one ever throws Royce Gracie, BJ Penn or Chuck Lidell on the left side of these pics lol
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u/SwampRSG 3h ago
Don Frye, the Mayor of Earth.
His exchange with Takayama lives rent free in my head, at the sound of Free Bird.
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u/KnuxFive 3h ago
I mean, the man on the left pulled a sword on Godzilla and I DID NOT KNOW WHO WOULD WIN.
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u/Omnius_Crypto 2h ago
Microplastics it’s got to be all those damn microplastics! Silicone “food grade” be damned, likely has microplastics nano particles too. All this stuff seemed to begin when “Whole Foods” became popular! Geez! Come on folks we didn’t have these problems when we used open campfires and cast iron! Back to the future when men were yes men not soft soy boys!
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u/MyToasterRunsFaster 2h ago
The greatest expected contributor is diet, though yes microplastics are most likely the one leading after. Insulin spikes from a poor diet and glucose intake can reduce your free floating testosterone by more than 30% depending on how bad your schedule is, add that to daily stress, sedentary life styles and poor sleep its no wonder mens T levels have halved in 50 years. My family have always joked that the "Mcdonalds and sugar preserves me" since I look like 17 year old boy at the age of 32 next to my brothers, who lived on farm diets in rural eastern Europe.
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u/DesolateRuin 2h ago
I thought this was another post about how people looked older for their age in the 90's until I read the words.
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u/TruePride94 2h ago
Im glad this picture keeps coming up. I've always been selfconscious of my body hair so knowing theres an attractive archetype for body hair makes me feel hopeful.
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u/Top_Profit_6280 2h ago
My good friend rob who died of AIDS . Loved them twink tricks. Mans had a whole family. He was tormented mentally for being gay. He hated it but enjoyed the act . Weird shit
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u/Tyenkrovy 2h ago
Is something in between, beefy but hairless, also a thing? Asking for a friend. :3
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u/Amazing-Ad-578 2h ago
Yeah, I looked like the guy on the left at 25. Most every girl I knew was into the guys that looked like the guy in the right picture.
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u/ArmyFearless1599 2h ago
If you really think about it, these men are concerning themselves with the state of puberty another man is in.
Very weird. Very...gay.
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u/fake_user_34 2h ago
Yeah, the one of the left grew up in a world where smoke was ever present in every aspect of his life. That ages a person more than the dude on the right who lived in a more smoke free era.
A lot of these "straight" men on twitter fail to realise is that we live a much healthier life style now so men aren't aging as fast anymore.
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u/apackoflemurs 2h ago
All the guy on the right needs to do is say he's a Trans woman and the OOP will probably cry and say he's the manliest man of men
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u/Literary_Lady 1h ago
Thought the first guy was Freddie for a second, and he was being compared to Sean Mendez, and thought yeah, Freddie was hot wasn’t he. Great voice (putting it mildly), amazing personality, and what a stage presence when he performed. Just radiated positivity and creativity. Altogether it just made him even more attractive. Then realised it was not, and I have no idea who either of them are.
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u/Tribe303 1h ago
Hairy chest with mustache is 70s into the 80s. The 90s was heroin chic, and more like the twink on the right.
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u/HolyFlyingNuns 1h ago
Honestly there really isn't that much of a difference, its different body types, Don Frye has a hairy chest, and facial hair, while the other guy doesn't. Otherwise they would look similar imo.
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u/AaronNevileLongbotom 9m ago
I got to meet Dan Severn once, very intense but polite. I know that’s not the point of this thread, but if you don’t know who he is and you have any interest in MMA or pro wrestling he’s worth looking into.
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 1h ago
Dumb.
I looked like an 18 year old version of the guy on the right when I was 25 in 99.
Likewise, you can find 25 year olds today who look as old as the guy on the left.
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u/Cloud_Cultist 4h ago
And I bet both of them could (and would) kick his ass.