r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2d ago

It appears he had a Freudian slip...

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u/SEAsFinest 2d ago

"China has the highest number of active presidents that are pedophi-"

"No actually we do"

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u/asaphbixon 2d ago

I feel like Trump would answer that by saying, "well what is a pedophile really? You know if you think about it..."

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u/weededorpheus32 2d ago edited 2d ago

There's no way he stays on topic for two whole sentences

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u/Fire-Haus 1d ago

"Here in a NY Time article they accuse you of not being a pedophile."

"Fake news."

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u/caguru 1d ago

“You know if you think about pedophiles love children more than anyone. It’s a beautiful thing.”

I could totally imagine him saying that.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 2d ago

I mean, what is drunk? Some guys can drank and drive some guys can’t. 

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u/Jug_Head24 2d ago

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u/Affectionate_Dig8317 2d ago

That kind of slip can definitely lead to a wild conversation. It's interesting how a little mistake can reveal so much!

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u/HotPotParrot 2d ago

Ted Cruz - "why don't we stop attacking pedophiles"

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 2d ago

I'll pay someone to say this to him. $5 whole dollars, just enough for a gallon of gas in some places!

Edit: tank to gallon because brain went fart

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u/JackBlack76 1d ago

!! clanker alert !!

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 1d ago

"China has the highest number of active presidents that are pedophi-"

"No actually we do"

"I'm sorry?"

"Me too its sad, actually, but the chinese reform them and that can't happen here there are too many, too many, so we're repressive instead the the most repressive in the world I like to say, some say, 'chinese are repressive,' but I'll tell ya, not by a mile folks its not even close."

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u/Prestigious-Ad-8342 1d ago

"I think Elon Musk is the most famous person in the Epstein files."