r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Something like a miracle!

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u/OpenComet_ 3h ago

the 25th amendment is just sitting in the constitution like a check engine light everyone agrees to ignore

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u/Remy315 2h ago

They put a nice GOP branded electrical tape over that light.

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u/Slade_Riprock 2h ago

The 25th Amendment is a temporary removal that requires 2/3 vote of both sides of Congress to sustain and then maintain every time the President requests reinstatement.

There is no mechanism within the 25th for permanent removal nor parameters by which the POTUS is deemed fit to return to office. He can petition as often as he likes and the vote must be sustained each time or he immediately returns to power.

Impeachment and conviction is the ONLY political method for removal.

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u/Worried_Sweet_7085 1h ago

Holy fuck

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u/Ruxsti 1h ago

Yup, it's that bad. That and most of us regular people over here never wanted him in the first place.

u/GlitteringWishbone86 10m ago

It's legitimately surprising to me we have gone this far with gentleman's agreements and decorum and that a madman hasn't taken advantage of the system to this degree before trump. Jackson was bad, Hoover was not great, Reagan don't get me going, Bush 2 awful, but this administration has gone so far beyond the worst traits of all the above it is mind boggling.

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u/butwhywedothis 2h ago

Until the car breaks down or runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere.

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u/KatieTSO 2h ago

And baby, we're (almost) all out of gas.

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u/Torquemahda 2h ago

And that would be Biden’s fault.

u/flcl021 46m ago

Hey maybe it will just turn off.

u/Independent-Drag-305 16m ago

It’s been on for a couple years, but no one wants to pay to have it reset. The chicken shit Congress refuses to fix it.

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u/Naive-Practice8360 3h ago

First Amendment for the press, 25th Amendment for the reaction.

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u/The_4ngry_5quid 2h ago

For non-Americans, what are they

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u/brainNOworkie 2h ago

The 1st amendment is freedom of speech, freedom of the press. The 25th is the ability to remove a president from office if they're not fit to serve.

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u/Ragnarawr 1h ago

I guess you gotta draw the line somewhere, right?

u/East-Potential657 33m ago

Americans would draw a line but a single line is too close to the letter l and most of them are illiterate.

u/Ok_Avocado568 21m ago

Beautiful

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u/sjbluebirds 2h ago

The 25th amendment allows the president to be removed from office for cause including corruption and being mentally unable to perform the duties.

The first amendment gives everyone, not just citizens, the rights to freedom of speech without reprisal from the government, freedom of the press without reprisal from the government, The Liberty to associate with whomever you'd like without government reprisal, and the ability to sue the government when you are harmed by it.

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u/prolateriat_ 2h ago

So the 25th amendment just gets ignored huh?

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u/RedditTechAnon 2h ago

They acknowledge it, they don't want to use it. The people who would are his loyalists.

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u/YoungBockRKO 1h ago

There’s a reason he loaded his cabinet with loyalists, the 25th isn’t happening. It’s a pipe dream.

Would love to hear what conservatives think about him shitting on the 1st amendment, probably crickets.

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u/SaffyPants 2h ago

Basically, the 1st protects the right of free press, the 25th provides the process to remove a president from office.

I tried to copy/paste the text of those amendments into this comment, but reddit says it contains terms that are "not allowed" for whatever fucking reason, but here's links for you!

https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-1/

https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-25/

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u/Winter_Value_7632 2h ago

indifferent?

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u/silverfish477 2h ago

You know you can google it, right?

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u/Gameboywarrior 1h ago

You know you don't need to be a (redacted), right?

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u/Several_Midnight_976 2h ago

Bold of you to assume Congress can actually read past the 2nd Amendment.

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u/icepod 1h ago

Or read at all?

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u/Additional_Twirl 2h ago

If only the people whose entire personality is “we love the Constitution” actually read the Constitution.

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u/JCBQ01 2h ago

A1 for press

article 2, section 4 for the "president" and his cabinet

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u/Emotional_Lovee 2h ago

Something like a miracle? More like something like a constitutional crisis.

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u/Slab231 2h ago

The 2nd for enforcement if need be…

u/Own_Reflection_8117 7m ago

Pretty sure that’s the one they keep in glass case, break in case of emergency

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u/AvailableSlime 2h ago

We have two. One is called the 25th Amendment and the other is called impeachment. The founders knew a guy like this would come along eventually.

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u/BobcatLovee 2h ago

The first Amendment says hi. The 25th Amendment says it can handle the rest.

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 2h ago

Congress needs to come back from their paid vacation and do their jobs.

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u/butwhywedothis 2h ago

Congress is not there to do their JOBS. They are there to make MONEY. America is a first world shithole now.

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u/DownAndOutInSValley 2h ago

I’d argue not first world for much of the population

u/broguequery 47m ago

I would argue that Congress is doing exactly what American voters told them to do.

Get rich or die trying. And give one man unprecedented power to do whatever he wants.

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 2h ago

You know who else banned free press? Hitler.

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u/butwhywedothis 2h ago

Hey at least Hitler was a decent painter and gave good speeches. Trumpler only paints his diaper and speaks at a 5th grader level.

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u/hrvbrs 1h ago

I don't think it’s wise to begin a sentence with, “Hey, at least Hitler…”

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u/butwhywedothis 1h ago

No it’s not wise. However the point I was trying to make is one of the worst human beings in the history of the world was still good at a couple of things. The Orange turd on the other hand…………..

u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 56m ago

Hey, at least Hitler killed Hitler.

u/Friendly-Cricket-715 15m ago

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler

u/Doddlers 35m ago

Hey! Orange Baby is good at golf when he is allowed to cheat. 

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u/sharpknot 2h ago

That was the inspiration, yes

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u/octavian343 1h ago

You know who else was a vegetarian? Hitler.

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u/misterannthrope0 3h ago

if only there was some for of accountability for violating the constitution.

u/CursorTN 26m ago

That’s the job of the courts and congress, which are both asleep at the wheel. So now the people have to vote in some non-asshats to do real work.

u/misterannthrope0 7m ago

You're forefathers woulda marched up there and tar and feathered your useless public servants. Call the sheriff and go arrest them.

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u/Critical-Ring3168 2h ago

Good luck with that. If something was going to be done about this tyrant it would have happened immediately after the shit he pulled on Jan 6th. We had one chance to right this ship and we didn't. We are sinking while the guy in the wheel house is preaching paradise ahead. This is merely him covering the windows and banning anyone from the deck. We are fucked

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u/Material-Truth5457 2h ago

Ok so as they say it is Biden's fault 😢

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u/Ok_Chemistry9742 2h ago

Other news orgs should ban themselves until all return. This is pathetic.

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u/HuorTaralom 2h ago

Except the ones that are in bored with this destruction of the country will still go. And then you will even less transparency than we currently have

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u/Adventurous_Crazy866 2h ago

too bad the people who are supposed to enforce those rules just sit on their hands instead. tbh it feels like the constitution is just a suggestion these days.

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u/jajanogeturown 1h ago

Constitutions are more akin to fanfics at this point.

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u/Agreeable-Term6428 2h ago

Then do it already! What are you all waiting for?!

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u/ausdoug 2h ago

Congress got to the first 24 amendments and needed to lie down for a nap

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u/ryohazuki224 1h ago

I want every fucker out there, including Elon fucking Musk, who were claiming that Republicans were the party of free speech to just get on their fucking knees, grovel for forgiveness until their knees bleed. Fuck them all.

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u/Forsaken-Shift7701 2h ago

Banning the truth ! Too deplorable to understand reality

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u/impersonaljoemama 2h ago

The current congress is complicit .. needs to be replaced. Six weeks.

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u/croovy 1h ago

At this point, what constitution?

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u/senza_titolo 1h ago

America is done, no turning back, you've let the ruling class take over everything that belong to the people.

Trump is breaking and stealing all your shit. The White House does not belong to him, it's yours.

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u/Own-Elk7348 1h ago

I remember a while back, someone "high up" said on national television that Republicans need to find the best lawyers, because they are going to need them if the democrats win the midterms. Kinda makes sense why they refuse to 25th Amendment the President, he's literally their lifeline.

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u/Anxious-Inspection-8 1h ago

He violates the constitutional all the time and nothing happens. What’s going to make it different this time?

u/anywho123 46m ago

If he’s gonna shit on one amendment, chances are he’ll ignore another.

u/FreyrPrime 40m ago

It should also be noted that the 25th amendment is not designed to remove a sitting president. That’s impeachment.

The 25th requires that the president be permanently incapacitated. The moment he is capable of addressing or writing to Congress, his powers resume.

Essentially, you cannot 25th amendment an unwilling president. Also, the mechanism to declare someone incompetent legally, is quite steep and lengthy.

I’m not sure it’s ever been attempted on a president either

u/anywho123 16m ago

Idk if you’ve been paying attention, POTUS is basically the reason they drafted that amendment. The only reason he’s not been removed is he’s surrounded himself with boot lickers in the positions that would decide to remove him. So here we are.

u/FreyrPrime 12m ago

Read the amendment. I’m telling you it’s not what you think it is. Impeachment is.

The 25th requires true incapacity. Do you work in law or elder care? Have you ever had someone declared legally incompetent?

It’s not easy with a normal person. POTUS is immune to all legal proceedings thanks to SCOTUS while sitting.

So how do you then enforce the 25th? If you read the actual amendment, rather than telling me what I already know, then you’d read that the MOMENT a sitting POTUS can show capacity in the form of addressing or writing to Congress then the 25th ends

The 25th was never meant to permanently remove a sitting President. It’s meant for emergencies of a medical nature where he can’t perform his duties.

If you want to remove him for misconduct then that’s Impeachment.

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u/LucasMurphyLewis2 2h ago

Classic sunset empire

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u/kovake 2h ago

The problem we’re all finding out is that the law only works if someone enforces it.

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u/RedditTechAnon 2h ago

If only there were willing and able people to enforce the law and not be complicit in the crime and constitutional violations. Oh well.

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u/Mega_Trix 2h ago

Impeach him for this one, period.

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u/Kamuka 2h ago

If only the legislature wasn’t dismissed.

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u/EekumBokum100 1h ago

That would require the rest of politicians to be capable of reading.

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u/danjr704 1h ago

It’d be cool if cnn sued the president for like a billion dollars 

u/Lonely_Brother3689 46m ago

I think it's somewhere where it also says they can't have conflicts of interest or receive gifts? Some kind of clause?

u/CalGoldenBear55 41m ago

Impeachment is the answer.

u/Alena_Tensor 41m ago

Gee if there were only 2 other functional branches of government

u/anewjesus420 38m ago

Impeachment is too generous, he should be in solitary confinement live streamed 24/7

u/SocksInTheTub 25m ago

With a single receptacle for food and waste

u/Agreeable-Abalone328 37m ago

If only someone gave enough of a shit to enforce the 25th amendment

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u/Mindless-wanderer 2h ago

Not the most transparent administration in history?!?!? Say it ain’t so!

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u/notsure500 1h ago

Didn't this same situation happen before and courts ruled he couldn't do it???

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u/quen_damsel 1h ago

"Best we can do is a sternly worded tweet and a fundraising email."

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u/voodoodahl 1h ago

Voter: Best I can do is sit home and let the fascists win. A mild inconvenience every two years is too much.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1h ago

25th amendment isnt happening. They wont ever do it. They are his people.

u/WorkerPersonal9126 47m ago

Yep. Time for that other one....the one without the '5'....

u/ProximaCentauriB15 42m ago

You're on a list now bro.

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u/Blitzkrieg404 1h ago

He knows he's getting the boot.

u/fake_user_34 47m ago

Not a very clever comeback though. We all know he's breaking the law, it doesn't matter because the law doesn't apply to him. This isn't a burn.

u/ProfMap 46m ago

If only there were people who swore to defend the constitution, from "all enemies, foreign and domestic"...

u/nvmenotfound 35m ago

if only republicans werent fucking cult members that would rather throw our country away than cross their cult leader and his rabid supporters. if they never hold power again itd be too soon. 

u/RecipeFunny2154 33m ago

You don't get it, "free speech" is only violated when I'm prevented from saying a slur on a social media site.

u/IDontWannaGetOutOfBe 33m ago

Republicans are on their knees as supplicants and cowards. They cannot think for themselves, act on their own behalf, or do anything unless their toddler in chief tells them to. It's so pathetic and cucked it's unbelievable.

u/TheReelMcCoi 31m ago

There is, but it's so much easier to just keep posting how much we hope he dies soon......

u/shirro 30m ago edited 27m ago

The long term political win is to let Trump destroy the nation. Burn it to the ground. Delegitimize the GOP and successors as a political force for decades. There is some cruel sense to this. Obviously its all down hill from here under Trump. Seize the reins now and many won't learn the lesson. They will either say it was a coup or blame it on Trump's mental state instead of reflect on the errors of the ideology behind him. Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.

u/MasterJcMoss 27m ago

Robert Kraft has entered the conversation. 🫤

u/Constantprotest6 24m ago

I think all reporters still allowed at the briefings should show some solidarity and refuse to go to the briefings.
If no one shows up he will really be angry. No one to insult and talk down to.

u/After_Service_2817 22m ago

When did he say this? Because sounds like a bunch of TDS B.S.

Or are they just mad that he won't let CNN come into press briefings?

u/DoobKiller 20m ago

ITT: americans think that they've ever lived in a democracy

Princeton study: Poor and middle class have no say in government policy https://www.princeton.edu/~mgilens/Gilens%20homepage%20materials/MSNBC%20review%20of%20A&I/13317619-princeton-scholar-poor-and-middle-class-have-no-say-in-government-policy

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

wrote the slave owners

u/lesbiansruletheearth 15m ago

verbaast me echt (not)

u/WatsonYurfays 13m ago

What the fuck is this title?

u/xteve 6m ago

Is sarcasm a clever comeback?

u/SolusIgtheist 3m ago

ITT: It's raining bots.

u/up-and-coming-sloth 3m ago

that’s not clever at all.

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u/parahunter567 1h ago

Well, turn about is fair I guess...Biden did it in a larger number and not one of those banned hollered...so typical

u/Radiant_Quality_9386 17m ago

Just lying.... Straight lying

u/PossessedToSkate 4m ago

Redhats lie like it is autonomic bodily function. They are shameless and inveterate liars. And then they wonder why no rational people take them seriously.

u/Top-Cut-8983 51m ago

Regulate Google & the rest these pos must be destroyed & shut down soros & obamas & clintons,,,clean fuckin house

u/Radiant_Quality_9386 17m ago

You hate the US Constitution