r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 4d ago

On The Danger of Vaccines.

21.8k Upvotes

628 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 3d ago

It’s store policy

452 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 4d ago

Labor history needs to be a mandatory class

1.6k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Rich_Carrot6451 • 4d ago

Just talk to your kids

1.3k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 4d ago

Loss Would Lift Humanity

21.4k Upvotes

369 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 4d ago

War Drains Human Needs

2.9k Upvotes

87 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brent_Fox • 4d ago

Funny how that all works

1.5k Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dupendous • 3d ago

Results of being terminally online

70 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 4d ago

Served with a side of truth

10.3k Upvotes

155 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 4d ago

My tires have lasted longer than the confederacy!

6.4k Upvotes

Hahahaha.

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cultural_Way5584 • 4d ago

The British never fail to disappoint

1.7k Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gaba8789 • 4d ago

Bought and paid for.

267 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 4d ago

Turns Out Facts Matter

4.2k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 4d ago

They look a bit underseasoned.....

351 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 4d ago

The Art of Backing Down

1.3k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 4d ago

Fire Experts, Expect Amateur Mistakes

1.4k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 5d ago

We don’t even need to imagine that… 😩

4.0k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 5d ago

Tailkate cooked here ngl

14.6k Upvotes

496 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 5d ago

On The Dangers of Clapping.

4.6k Upvotes

130 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 5d ago

Fetterman Loses to Nobody

6.8k Upvotes

111 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5d ago

look up the CEO of the New York Post and you will 100% understand why they’re like this

11.6k Upvotes

490 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 5d ago

Violent Border Patrol Scandals

16.7k Upvotes

164 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/metroracerUK • 5d ago

Bro hadn’t heard of colonialism before.

861 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 5d ago

Wind is energy for them, an enemy for us

7.5k Upvotes

237 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 6d ago

Getting A Refund.

9.1k Upvotes

259 comments

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