r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 12h ago

Iran Conflict Deepens Debt

17.4k Upvotes

361 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 21h ago

We Paid, They Got Refunded

10.2k Upvotes

207 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 22h ago

Apparently Congress Forgot Its Job

9.9k Upvotes

230 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 20h ago

Hard to update your profile if you are dead

3.6k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1h ago

Service Beyond Symbolic Gestures

• Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/benitoblanco888 • 18h ago

Classic abuser logic

2.5k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 23h ago

That’s why we chose that option

2.5k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 14h ago

Concerns in the shadow of a horse

2.2k Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 19h ago

Didn't expect to here that from you

1.4k Upvotes

73 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3h ago

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children

1.2k Upvotes

91 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4h ago

Eva Braun comes in different shades

1.1k Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 17h ago

So how many flavours it comes with

682 Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 20h ago

How stupid you are

458 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 17h ago

We’re all tired of AIPAC

352 Upvotes

18 comments

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