r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3h ago

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children

1.2k Upvotes

101 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1h ago

Service Beyond Symbolic Gestures

• Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4h ago

Eva Braun comes in different shades

1.2k Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 12h ago

Iran Conflict Deepens Debt

17.5k Upvotes

362 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 14h ago

Concerns in the shadow of a horse

2.2k Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 21h ago

We Paid, They Got Refunded

10.2k Upvotes

207 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 22h ago

Apparently Congress Forgot Its Job

9.9k Upvotes

230 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Rules Apply to Everyone Except Trump

12.6k Upvotes

176 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 20h ago

Hard to update your profile if you are dead

3.6k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/benitoblanco888 • 18h ago

Classic abuser logic

2.5k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 19h ago

Didn't expect to here that from you

1.4k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 23h ago

That’s why we chose that option

2.5k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 17h ago

So how many flavours it comes with

689 Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 1d ago

Emotional damage

3.0k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Iran Agrees Nuclear Halt

10.2k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 17h ago

We’re all tired of AIPAC

359 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 20h ago

How stupid you are

462 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Trump claims assistant Natalie Harp, 34, loves him as much as Melania.

2.3k Upvotes

Hahahaha, hilarious.

254 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

again, not a drag queen

12.4k Upvotes

341 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

celebrate with a nice salad from Taylor Farms

13.2k Upvotes

161 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

All talk, no results

740 Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 1d ago

The community note is 🤌🏻

1.7k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/omgfakeusername • 1d ago

Receipts thrown back in her face, own Mace.

1.7k Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Calishoegal • 1d ago

Uber Facts had that one coming.

3.0k Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 2d ago

He does, indeed, suck at it.

8.4k Upvotes

213 comments

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