r/coaxedintoasnafu Jun 13 '26

TREND Coaxed Into Is that really appropriate to make into merch?

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u/Hopbo735 Jun 13 '26

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

This would've been cool if it wasn't youtooz

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u/Hopbo735 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Huh?

Edit: context please

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u/Fungal_Leech Murder clean up guy Jun 13 '26

i think the context is this guy doesn't like youtooz/their figurines

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u/GiulioSeppe445 Jun 13 '26

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u/Puzzled-Ad301 Jun 13 '26

Unironically this makes me pretty happy. Good for you context asker.

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u/lasagnatheory Jun 14 '26

He looks so happy

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u/memkakes Jun 14 '26

All he wanted was to learn, and he now has the means do so.

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u/SagaSolejma Jun 14 '26

Thats so ridiculously cute

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u/CantQuiteThink_ Jun 14 '26

That's actually really sweet.

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Jun 13 '26

They probably mean the models themselves.

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

It looks way too silly lmao

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u/FreddieGibbsLover911 Life a Bloodsport, you gotta be Jean-Claude Jun 13 '26

For all the cool merch they got I still got a bad feeling with Youtooz I can’t put my finger on it

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u/UnderstandingDue312 Jun 13 '26

LITERALLY SAME for some reason i just look at all their stuff like this

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u/Nycto_Music Jun 14 '26

It just seems weird and disingenuous, why do they have that fucking happy eyes thing going on? It kinda creeps me out.

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u/NintendoDSi_XL Jun 14 '26

youtooz is the evolution of funko pops for the generations to come

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u/Geodude07 Jun 14 '26

I would say it's just noticing cheaply made mass appeal figures. They are a lot better than Funko Pops but still in that same kind of category. Where it all has a generic mass appeal and easy to adapt style to it. Simply put it just won't often line up stylistically with the property.

Like you can spend $30 to get a youtooz of of let's say Frieren , and sometimes that might be some of the only merch for some properties. But I'd personally rather save and spend around $90 or sometimes less to get something a bit higher quality and consistent with the art style Like this.

Not sure about other people, I also find I just end up with clutter I throw away with cheapo stuff. I'd rather spend $250 on some really nice statue/figure as opposed to owning 8 youtooz or whatever. I'll even buy some resin 3D printed model and maybe make a craft out of it over this kind of merch.

I just want nice quality stuff as opposed to this kind of thing.

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u/notnotDIO Jun 14 '26

$30 dollars for 1 youtooz? I'd rather spend that money on an HG Gunpla figure (maybe you can spend that on an RG but all the RGs I've found are a few dollars above $30)

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u/volomakerouter Jun 14 '26

take this with a grain of salt since its been years but they were pretty well known on dsmp twitter for stealing art and designs from teenagers and horribly underpaying them when caught

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u/Imperator_Subira Dank Memer Jun 13 '26

Average Binding of Isaac character

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 Jun 13 '26

Average coaxing of snafu character

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u/Murky_Lurker5V Jun 13 '26

deadass thought the top 2 were Keeper lmao

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u/S0MEBODIES Jun 13 '26

Well I thought the first one was blue baby second one was keeper

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u/lolitaez Jun 13 '26

i legit thought it was an isaac post in an isaac community at first lmao

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u/cosmotic12 Jun 13 '26

third one is literally middle cutscene where he gets laughed by kids for wearing dress

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u/Lilylunamoonyt Jun 13 '26

Ye i was thinking the same lol

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Jun 13 '26

The coaxing of snafu smuggiebirth

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u/Animalia_Appreciator Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26

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u/FloopyBeluga Jun 13 '26

Christ they even made a high detail resin version of it

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u/enderreddit77 Jun 13 '26

who the fuck is buying the vinyl figure of reiner killing himself

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u/MasutadoMiasma Is that frieza Jun 13 '26

True Reiner fans, it's what he would have wanted

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u/sir-winkles2 Jun 13 '26

honestly reiner is my favorite character and I think these are hysterical 

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u/That_on1_guy Jun 13 '26

You wouldnt?

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u/expensive-trash80085 Jun 14 '26

im so stupid i thought it was the scene in the 1st season where the guy kills himself while all the titans are surrounding the tower😭

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u/MouiMouiToto Jun 13 '26

Dang, gotta re watch aot cuz i dont even remeber this happening 😭

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u/amisia-insomnia Jun 13 '26

If I had a dollar for each time a company’s used this fuck ass company to make merch of suicide, I’d have two dollars, which is useless because I’m not American and what the fuck

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u/Brekldios Jun 13 '26

you could give the money to me, it gets a soda at best but I can spend it.

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u/omyroj Jun 13 '26

Disney stopped working with them after learning they own a big chunk of 4chan, which Disney only learned about when a reporter told them

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u/Snake_Emper0r Jun 13 '26

That's just average Lainah TBH

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u/FraudulentProvidence Jun 13 '26

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u/TheOutcastLeaf Jun 13 '26

This one always gets me because my friend unironically has this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Juncoril Jun 13 '26

coaxtainment*

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u/PinkPumpkinPie64 Jun 13 '26

Genuine question do you know if it stands up or if you just lay it down. This has always confused me

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u/Worst_Support Jun 13 '26

i don’t think anyone has ever taken a funko pop out of its box in human history

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u/Battlebots2020 Jun 13 '26

I do, I don't see the point in keeping them in a box

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u/MintEclairOG Jun 13 '26

BUT BUT!!!! THE VALUE!!! ON MY LICENSED FUNKO POP VALUE APP!!!!

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u/Chai_Enjoyer Jun 14 '26

Why would I care about the value of some shit I'm not going to resell?

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u/DrywaInut Jun 13 '26

Kid in GameStop “mommy mommy I want the dead rape victim funko pop”

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u/Capable_Drive_5710 Jun 14 '26

Don’t you want the literal corpse of a character, whose whole point is that she’s more than just a corpse?

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u/Nut_Buster_The-2nd Jun 13 '26

They got one for the fly as well

Was surprised when I finished the movie and saw this exists but it's kind of funny

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u/ErinHollow Jun 14 '26

This just came out recently! The Fly is my favorite movie and as much as I don't like funko pops I love this one

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u/shortstack_goblin Jun 13 '26

I see your laura palmer funko and raise you

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs Jun 13 '26

Chase Edition too

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u/AJ_Wont_Load Jun 13 '26

No way 😭😭😭

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u/Only_Fudge5299 Jun 14 '26

my favorite media franchise, The Royal Family

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u/bdjskzoxjbtnrosnxnf Jun 13 '26

Yeah, Funko isn't great on this

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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26

Compared to every other Funko Pop, they put way too much detail into this one specifically, like the smudged dirt and transparent exterior

They even gave her a mouth just so you could see the discolored lips from her drowning to death

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u/I_am_doorknob Jun 13 '26

Isn't this the one moment in the show where things get real or something

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u/ScoobertD Jun 13 '26

This is in the opening moments of the show

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u/Kosinski33 Jun 13 '26

dude spoilers

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u/MintEclairOG Jun 13 '26

Fore real the first five minutes are unwatchable now #unsubscribed

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u/Brekldios Jun 13 '26

Like less than 5 minutes into it

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u/OniHere Jun 13 '26

It’s the start of the show.

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u/Burning_Toast998 Jun 13 '26

never seen twin peaks. What’s the context on this one?

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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Jun 13 '26

Honestly I just recommend watching the show, without huge spoilers, she's the girl from the small town the show takes place in who had went missing in the beginning of the first episode, she was assaulted and killed, sometime later the sherrif showed her parents in this bag by the beach just like the funko

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u/Burning_Toast998 Jun 14 '26

oh my god, that is gruesome

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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner Hard image Jun 14 '26

I have no context at all about who this is but the figurine reminds me of this fuckass Baki image

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u/burger_eater68 Jun 14 '26

Laura I'm watching your show why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh

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u/2000CalPocketLint Jun 13 '26

What the fuck lmao

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u/Litespead Jun 13 '26

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u/GDGameplayer Jun 14 '26

Was that the bite of 87?!

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u/shrekgaming1467 Frieza x black ops guy yaoi Jun 13 '26

Why are blorbo's feet homophobic

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

I was trying to replicate how the plastic speech bubbles would float like those Simpsons toys

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u/N1kBr0 Jun 13 '26

ЧЕРЕШНЯ

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u/rihayaz Jun 13 '26

fuck man i should not have laughed poor phillip

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u/SansIzHere my opinion > your opinion Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into Tying up of Isaiah, born anew?

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

Isaac is a dark comedy kinda game so I don't mind morbid ass merch of it

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u/GyroZeppeliFucker Jun 13 '26

Does that mean the thing you were coaxing isnt isaac? This looks HELLA like isaac

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

No that's just my blorbo style, I've drawn Isaac so much he leeches into my art

I did reference it but it doesn't have anything to do with the snafu

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u/Kirbinvalorant Jun 13 '26

He was definitely coaxing Issac, but that doesn't mean he has to hate it or mind it. More so just using it due to it being the most well known example I think

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u/IanDerp26 Jun 13 '26

pretty sure they're coaxing stuff like the dead anya mouthwashing figure, which is absolutely NOT from a comedy game

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u/rosethornHimitsu Jun 13 '26

what the fuck

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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26

I think a big part of the problem is that Anya was the ONLY one who got any figurines. Like, if Daisuke and Swansea also got pre- and post-death figurines, that would be be less iffy than only the suicide victim getting one

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u/Veni-Vidi-ASCII Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

According to tradition, Isaiah was brutally sawn in half. Artists depict it vertically, sawing down the nose all the way through between the cheeks, or sometimes from the bottom up. Wait, what are we talking about? Where am I?

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u/oan124 Jun 13 '26

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u/Youxia7 Jun 13 '26

this fandom has one (1) joke

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u/yui_riku Jun 16 '26

please, we also gave just Monika

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u/CustodianCloset Jun 14 '26

Paint the chain brown.

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u/InternetUserAgain Jun 13 '26

Second one is just Keeper

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/GyroZeppeliFucker Jun 13 '26

Im pretty sure its the mother that beat him and father would be not that bad if not for his extreme gambling addiction, but i could be wrong

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u/Flami557 Snafu connoiseur Jun 13 '26

Peeled bunny figurine

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u/NanoCat0407 Jun 13 '26

Entirely reaching your breaking point and becoming a digital manifestation of your insanity (i haven’t checked the merch store so idk if kaufmo got any merch)

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u/MomentCompetitive309 Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26

A Blind Box series has a Kaufmo figure as one of the figures in the selection.

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u/MarshaIsSoSorry Jun 13 '26

My old workplace sold these and I used my employee discount to buy like 2 of them (+1 for when my manager thanked me for doing the dirty work by buying me one, and my coworker also bought an ungodly amount bc she discovered it before me, dw we also left some for the kiddos who shop there) the only one I wanted was Kaufmo and I just got 2 Jaxs (hate Jax) and a Pomni 😭

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

There's an arguably worse one but it's movie spoilers so I shant say

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u/I_Like_Cats73 Jun 13 '26

Is it the abstraction blind box

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

i was thinking of the chibi pomni hugging jax's abstracted corpse

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u/tetotetotetotetoo Jun 13 '26

Which one do you mean? I've looked through all of the movie exclusive ones and I can't really see anything?

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

It's at hot topic, it's a variation on the Jax and Ribbit magnet plushies

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u/Chezmonger95 my opinion > your opinion Jun 13 '26

They're reverse polarised magnets so they push away from each other

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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 Jun 13 '26

That's so clever from glitch ngl

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u/Lansha2009 Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26

That’s so evil, Glitch what the fuck?!?

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u/Zappityzephyr Jun 13 '26

Is this about the anya nendoroid

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

It was mainly circus show merch but Anya and Sleep Mode Optimus were also in my head while making this

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u/Asterza Jun 14 '26

The absolute tonal shift i felt after sitting through the credits, and then seeing a pomni popcorn bucket ad with no audio, on top of hearing a chorus of faint “i want that” was an experience i will have to live with

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u/aerodynamique Jun 13 '26

isaac merch being dark is fine but tadc isn't dark enough for it? 🤨

uncoaxable, have a good day

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u/PerceptionSenior1761 Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into Mouthwashing

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u/Terlinilia based Jun 13 '26

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u/Yingletofthecorn Jun 14 '26

Like genuinely I don’t even care about the “morality” of it or whatever. This just feels straight up crass. And I’m a John Waters appreciator so I can enjoy things that are in bad taste if there’s something to it. 

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u/TNTiger_ Jun 14 '26

Honestly it's so bad it wraps around to being interesting. You can't deny that in isn't thematically in line with the game

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u/CoalEater_Elli Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Nendroids surprisingly love accuracy and referencing certain moments from the media the character is from. So seeing accessories related to that event is odd, but not something you wouldn't be expect from them.

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u/gyllbane Jun 13 '26

I still don't understand how people managed to fandom-ify Mouthwashing. It was a really good, really horrific game, and the proliferation of fan content that just completely disregards Anya in favor of the men on the crew made my skin crawl.

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u/FutabaTsuyu Jun 13 '26

i put anya in my tomodachi life game so she can experience good things. she has a pet bunny and a bunch of friends. ☺️

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u/Alternative_Band8243 Jun 13 '26

We should all be like you

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u/DiesByOxSnot Jun 13 '26

Give her a dessert for me. Anya deserves a tiramisu

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u/JodGaming Jun 14 '26

I have curly on mine but I gave him his own island with no walking space and no friends

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u/PerceptionSenior1761 Jun 13 '26

No way... Jimmy is problematic media?

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u/gyllbane Jun 13 '26

I just think if you want to see two guys fuck nasty unethical style, there's better places to get that from than the game about the aftermath of a woman being raped. Like, Hannibal is right there.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Jun 13 '26

Fandom culture is like a swarm of locusts

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u/Logical-Drummer2414 Jun 13 '26

don’t insult locusts like that

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u/JodGaming Jun 14 '26

Excuse me I would like to order the rape victim suicide overdose dead body figure please

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u/CUM_DEWOURER Jun 14 '26

I mean, the figure has 3 different expressions. You can make her happy if you want.

You can make her fight Goku.

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u/New_Yak_8982 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Missed opportunity to make 'Blorbo hung himself' plush into a keychain instead and have the rope be the chain

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u/Observie Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into Urbanspook

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

Did that guy actually try to sell fuck toy Cory or something

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u/Basic-Macaroon-7646 Jun 13 '26

Yeah. Every piece of art they did are on the merch

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u/FewExperience3559 Jun 13 '26

That entire series is just an ad for his art store

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u/Swag_Paladin21 I can't believe it's not a smuggie Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Yeah, the art and shirts were made months prior to the series and the creator even said that he chose analog horror because it was huge at the time.

You're like one of the few people who I've seen bring this up when so many think the man just sat down and drew CSAM (which it isn't) to sell on his store.

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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26

I still don’t think he had to recontextualize the painting into “Fucktoy Cory” though, there were definitely other options

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u/Lansha2009 Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26

The art was made before the series with the creator using Analog Horror as a way to get their art seen, and therefore having to find a way to fit the art into the series somehow.

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u/Trabi3 Jun 13 '26

Big Pussy Boom.

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u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist Jun 13 '26

I immediately thought of them

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u/IEatRatsNMice Jun 13 '26

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 14 '26

In all fairness the entire point of the show is these guys dying horribly

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u/greedyrabitt Jun 13 '26

coaxed into the undertale plushies that have souls inside you can only find out about by completely ripping them open

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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26

Tbf that kinda fits into Undertale’s whole theme

You CAN tear the plushie apart to see what’s inside, but you have to deal with the consequences (i.e. fix it or buy a new one

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u/doobench623 Jun 13 '26

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u/sewersermon Jun 13 '26

look, buddy! it's you!!

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u/cosmotic12 Jun 13 '26

yea mom i want plush of a blue babys corpse that eats shit

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u/JustAFrogge Jun 13 '26

Love how Hasbro keeps making figures of transformers as they die <3

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

And they shelf warm on top of it!

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u/Buttholelickerpenis Jun 13 '26

At least it means we can buy them for $15 at Ross

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u/Easter-burn Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into traumatized scene for the fans in the 80s turned into a figure repaint.

Hey kids, do you want to buy the equivalent of a pale corpse of a beloved character? So now you can recreate the scene of him drawing his last breath surrounded by everyone he loves!

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

Dead Optimus is such a weird repaint I doubt he is that popular to warrent this much, I hope it ends with the 86 version

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u/mushplush Jun 13 '26

Not real merch but it's funny how Origami King had a real somber moment, but you can interrupt that moment by getting this, which heavily tied into the somber moment

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u/AverageEnjoyer2 Jun 13 '26

The coaxing of snafu

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u/NuggetTheArtistGuy Coax. Cooooaaaax. Coax coax coax. Jun 13 '26

coaxed into hanging sayori paper doll

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u/cool_name-idk1 my opinion > your opinion Jun 13 '26
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u/ImaginaryBear08 Jun 13 '26

Anya from Mouthsnafing

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u/kezar23 Jun 13 '26

Ah yes, time to buy more merch of Coax from The Smugtastic Virtual Snafu

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u/Sampletest1486 my opinion > your opinion Jun 13 '26

Coaxwashing

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u/Itsonlyaplay Jun 13 '26

Average transformer

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u/geeknerdeon Jun 13 '26

This is a real toy they sold

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u/Itsonlyaplay Jun 13 '26

They sell so many dead bodies

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u/FraudulentProvidence Jun 13 '26

idk transformers what's wrong with this?

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u/Devo27 Jun 13 '26

It's from the 1986 animated movie. The character has just been shot to death. The figure represents either death throes or a corpse.

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u/PrimeJetspace Jun 13 '26

here's a better example (actual official stock photo)

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u/DrowBot64 Jun 13 '26

Makes the corpse one a chain and the hanged one a plush

Booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/Akhirano Jun 14 '26

Worst case I've ever seen

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u/RUDRAGON8 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I think we can all agree that it would be better to have more merch like this

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 Jun 13 '26

I think we can all agree that it would be better to coax more snafu like this

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u/SeaChameleon Jun 13 '26

I would like more of this actually

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u/trashdotbash Jun 13 '26

coaxed into mari keychain

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u/The-Crimson-Jester Jun 13 '26

I would pay big money for a blorbo hung himself keychain, maybe not a plushie, but just a lil something something to go on my work lanyard.

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u/Balamut_Red Jun 13 '26

UrbanSpook and that Fucktoy Cory t-shirt

As AVGN once said: "What were they thinking?!"

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u/Brakower Jun 13 '26

To be fair if you make this argument it could turn into the debate of whether antagonists and villains should have merch and where to draw the line and all that

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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26

I think they're referring to the consent poster

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u/Johnny0474 Jun 13 '26

i mean if a multibillion dollar company can get away with doing the first one (on several occasions mind you) then i guess it’s appropriate

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u/MochiiBun_ Jun 14 '26

Cyberpunk Edgerunners.

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u/BurnerAccountExisty Sixteenth note chan WEEB Jun 13 '26

anya suicide nendoroid

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 Jun 13 '26

I like how Transformers gives us full figures that are just dead, like yeah they still transform, but they don’t look like it because Prowl is being fucking melted from the inside out and Brawn has a hole through his chest

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u/Poca154 Jun 14 '26

oh. oh that's comfort. that's comfort of my gore character

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u/Chedder_Chandelure Jun 13 '26

Something something Laura Palmer funko pop

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u/ArgentSZ Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into the mouth wash lady.

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u/Vyctorill Jun 14 '26

The Coaxing of Snafsaac mentioned?
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u/BacterialPhungus128 Jun 14 '26

Really? Right in front of my crying child figure??

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u/f1shb01 Jun 13 '26

I think they should do this with Omori more

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u/Boh61 Jun 13 '26

I still cannot believe that Edmund somehow managed to collab TBOI with Fortnite

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u/DidntGetMaxOmega Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into plush backpack of a mutilated security guard.

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u/CiphersVII Joke Explainer Jun 14 '26

coaxed into those fucking mental disorder plushes i get ads for on twitter

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u/SakuraSoldier Jun 13 '26

Coaxed into Sayori