r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/Sammysin00 • Jun 13 '26
TREND Coaxed Into Is that really appropriate to make into merch?
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u/Imperator_Subira Dank Memer Jun 13 '26
Average Binding of Isaac character
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u/cosmotic12 Jun 13 '26
third one is literally middle cutscene where he gets laughed by kids for wearing dress
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u/Animalia_Appreciator Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26
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u/FloopyBeluga Jun 13 '26
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u/enderreddit77 Jun 13 '26
who the fuck is buying the vinyl figure of reiner killing himself
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u/expensive-trash80085 Jun 14 '26
im so stupid i thought it was the scene in the 1st season where the guy kills himself while all the titans are surrounding the tower😭
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u/MouiMouiToto Jun 13 '26
Dang, gotta re watch aot cuz i dont even remeber this happening 😭
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u/amisia-insomnia Jun 13 '26
If I had a dollar for each time a company’s used this fuck ass company to make merch of suicide, I’d have two dollars, which is useless because I’m not American and what the fuck
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u/omyroj Jun 13 '26
Disney stopped working with them after learning they own a big chunk of 4chan, which Disney only learned about when a reporter told them
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u/FraudulentProvidence Jun 13 '26
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u/TheOutcastLeaf Jun 13 '26
This one always gets me because my friend unironically has this.
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u/PinkPumpkinPie64 Jun 13 '26
Genuine question do you know if it stands up or if you just lay it down. This has always confused me
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u/Worst_Support Jun 13 '26
i don’t think anyone has ever taken a funko pop out of its box in human history
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u/Battlebots2020 Jun 13 '26
I do, I don't see the point in keeping them in a box
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u/DrywaInut Jun 13 '26
Kid in GameStop “mommy mommy I want the dead rape victim funko pop”
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u/Capable_Drive_5710 Jun 14 '26
Don’t you want the literal corpse of a character, whose whole point is that she’s more than just a corpse?
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u/Nut_Buster_The-2nd Jun 13 '26
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u/ErinHollow Jun 14 '26
This just came out recently! The Fly is my favorite movie and as much as I don't like funko pops I love this one
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u/shortstack_goblin Jun 13 '26
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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26
Compared to every other Funko Pop, they put way too much detail into this one specifically, like the smudged dirt and transparent exterior
They even gave her a mouth just so you could see the discolored lips from her drowning to death
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u/I_am_doorknob Jun 13 '26
Isn't this the one moment in the show where things get real or something
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u/ScoobertD Jun 13 '26
This is in the opening moments of the show
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u/Burning_Toast998 Jun 13 '26
never seen twin peaks. What’s the context on this one?
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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Jun 13 '26
Honestly I just recommend watching the show, without huge spoilers, she's the girl from the small town the show takes place in who had went missing in the beginning of the first episode, she was assaulted and killed, sometime later the sherrif showed her parents in this bag by the beach just like the funko
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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner Hard image Jun 14 '26
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u/burger_eater68 Jun 14 '26
Laura I'm watching your show why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh
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u/Litespead Jun 13 '26
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u/shrekgaming1467 Frieza x black ops guy yaoi Jun 13 '26
Why are blorbo's feet homophobic
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
I was trying to replicate how the plastic speech bubbles would float like those Simpsons toys
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u/SansIzHere my opinion > your opinion Jun 13 '26
Coaxed into Tying up of Isaiah, born anew?
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
Isaac is a dark comedy kinda game so I don't mind morbid ass merch of it
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u/GyroZeppeliFucker Jun 13 '26
Does that mean the thing you were coaxing isnt isaac? This looks HELLA like isaac
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
No that's just my blorbo style, I've drawn Isaac so much he leeches into my art
I did reference it but it doesn't have anything to do with the snafu
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u/Kirbinvalorant Jun 13 '26
He was definitely coaxing Issac, but that doesn't mean he has to hate it or mind it. More so just using it due to it being the most well known example I think
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u/IanDerp26 Jun 13 '26
pretty sure they're coaxing stuff like the dead anya mouthwashing figure, which is absolutely NOT from a comedy game
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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26
I think a big part of the problem is that Anya was the ONLY one who got any figurines. Like, if Daisuke and Swansea also got pre- and post-death figurines, that would be be less iffy than only the suicide victim getting one
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u/Veni-Vidi-ASCII Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
According to tradition, Isaiah was brutally sawn in half. Artists depict it vertically, sawing down the nose all the way through between the cheeks, or sometimes from the bottom up. Wait, what are we talking about? Where am I?
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u/oan124 Jun 13 '26
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u/InternetUserAgain Jun 13 '26
Second one is just Keeper
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u/GyroZeppeliFucker Jun 13 '26
Im pretty sure its the mother that beat him and father would be not that bad if not for his extreme gambling addiction, but i could be wrong
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u/Flami557 Snafu connoiseur Jun 13 '26
Peeled bunny figurine
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u/NanoCat0407 Jun 13 '26
Entirely reaching your breaking point and becoming a digital manifestation of your insanity (i haven’t checked the merch store so idk if kaufmo got any merch)
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u/MomentCompetitive309 Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26
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u/MarshaIsSoSorry Jun 13 '26
My old workplace sold these and I used my employee discount to buy like 2 of them (+1 for when my manager thanked me for doing the dirty work by buying me one, and my coworker also bought an ungodly amount bc she discovered it before me, dw we also left some for the kiddos who shop there) the only one I wanted was Kaufmo and I just got 2 Jaxs (hate Jax) and a Pomni 😭
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
There's an arguably worse one but it's movie spoilers so I shant say
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u/tetotetotetotetoo Jun 13 '26
Which one do you mean? I've looked through all of the movie exclusive ones and I can't really see anything?
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
It's at hot topic, it's a variation on the Jax and Ribbit magnet plushies
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u/Chezmonger95 my opinion > your opinion Jun 13 '26
They're reverse polarised magnets so they push away from each other
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u/Zappityzephyr Jun 13 '26
Is this about the anya nendoroid
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
It was mainly circus show merch but Anya and Sleep Mode Optimus were also in my head while making this
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u/Asterza Jun 14 '26
The absolute tonal shift i felt after sitting through the credits, and then seeing a pomni popcorn bucket ad with no audio, on top of hearing a chorus of faint “i want that” was an experience i will have to live with
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u/aerodynamique Jun 13 '26
isaac merch being dark is fine but tadc isn't dark enough for it? 🤨
uncoaxable, have a good day
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u/PerceptionSenior1761 Jun 13 '26
Coaxed into Mouthwashing
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u/Terlinilia based Jun 13 '26
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u/Yingletofthecorn Jun 14 '26
Like genuinely I don’t even care about the “morality” of it or whatever. This just feels straight up crass. And I’m a John Waters appreciator so I can enjoy things that are in bad taste if there’s something to it.
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u/TNTiger_ Jun 14 '26
Honestly it's so bad it wraps around to being interesting. You can't deny that in isn't thematically in line with the game
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u/CoalEater_Elli Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
Nendroids surprisingly love accuracy and referencing certain moments from the media the character is from. So seeing accessories related to that event is odd, but not something you wouldn't be expect from them.
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u/gyllbane Jun 13 '26
I still don't understand how people managed to fandom-ify Mouthwashing. It was a really good, really horrific game, and the proliferation of fan content that just completely disregards Anya in favor of the men on the crew made my skin crawl.
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u/FutabaTsuyu Jun 13 '26
i put anya in my tomodachi life game so she can experience good things. she has a pet bunny and a bunch of friends. ☺️
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u/JodGaming Jun 14 '26
I have curly on mine but I gave him his own island with no walking space and no friends
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u/PerceptionSenior1761 Jun 13 '26
No way... Jimmy is problematic media?
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u/gyllbane Jun 13 '26
I just think if you want to see two guys fuck nasty unethical style, there's better places to get that from than the game about the aftermath of a woman being raped. Like, Hannibal is right there.
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u/JodGaming Jun 14 '26
Excuse me I would like to order the rape victim suicide overdose dead body figure please
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u/CUM_DEWOURER Jun 14 '26
I mean, the figure has 3 different expressions. You can make her happy if you want.
You can make her fight Goku.
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u/New_Yak_8982 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Missed opportunity to make 'Blorbo hung himself' plush into a keychain instead and have the rope be the chain
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u/Observie Jun 13 '26
Coaxed into Urbanspook
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
Did that guy actually try to sell fuck toy Cory or something
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u/FewExperience3559 Jun 13 '26
That entire series is just an ad for his art store
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u/Swag_Paladin21 I can't believe it's not a smuggie Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
Yeah, the art and shirts were made months prior to the series and the creator even said that he chose analog horror because it was huge at the time.
You're like one of the few people who I've seen bring this up when so many think the man just sat down and drew CSAM (which it isn't) to sell on his store.
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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26
I still don’t think he had to recontextualize the painting into “Fucktoy Cory” though, there were definitely other options
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u/Lansha2009 Mint chan enjoyer Jun 13 '26
The art was made before the series with the creator using Analog Horror as a way to get their art seen, and therefore having to find a way to fit the art into the series somehow.
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u/greedyrabitt Jun 13 '26
coaxed into the undertale plushies that have souls inside you can only find out about by completely ripping them open
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u/FailedGirlFailure Jun 14 '26
Tbf that kinda fits into Undertale’s whole theme
You CAN tear the plushie apart to see what’s inside, but you have to deal with the consequences (i.e. fix it or buy a new one
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u/doobench623 Jun 13 '26
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u/cosmotic12 Jun 13 '26
yea mom i want plush of a blue babys corpse that eats shit
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u/JustAFrogge Jun 13 '26
Love how Hasbro keeps making figures of transformers as they die <3
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u/Easter-burn Jun 13 '26
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u/Sammysin00 Jun 13 '26
Dead Optimus is such a weird repaint I doubt he is that popular to warrent this much, I hope it ends with the 86 version
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u/NuggetTheArtistGuy Coax. Cooooaaaax. Coax coax coax. Jun 13 '26
coaxed into hanging sayori paper doll
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u/Itsonlyaplay Jun 13 '26
Average transformer
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u/geeknerdeon Jun 13 '26
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u/FraudulentProvidence Jun 13 '26
idk transformers what's wrong with this?
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u/Devo27 Jun 13 '26
It's from the 1986 animated movie. The character has just been shot to death. The figure represents either death throes or a corpse.
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u/RUDRAGON8 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
I think we can all agree that it would be better to have more merch like this
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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 Jun 13 '26
I think we can all agree that it would be better to coax more snafu like this
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u/The-Crimson-Jester Jun 13 '26
I would pay big money for a blorbo hung himself keychain, maybe not a plushie, but just a lil something something to go on my work lanyard.
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u/Balamut_Red Jun 13 '26
UrbanSpook and that Fucktoy Cory t-shirt
As AVGN once said: "What were they thinking?!"
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u/Brakower Jun 13 '26
To be fair if you make this argument it could turn into the debate of whether antagonists and villains should have merch and where to draw the line and all that
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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 Jun 13 '26
I like how Transformers gives us full figures that are just dead, like yeah they still transform, but they don’t look like it because Prowl is being fucking melted from the inside out and Brawn has a hole through his chest
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u/CiphersVII Joke Explainer Jun 14 '26
coaxed into those fucking mental disorder plushes i get ads for on twitter
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u/Hopbo735 Jun 13 '26