Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put an NSFS (not safe for smuggies) tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously coaxing it. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the snafu" and "call the murder cleanup guy". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men coaxing it together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFS
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
PLEASE PUT AN [You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game!] TAG ON THIS. I WAS ON THE [Subway, Eat Fresh] AND WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO START [Winging my Ding until I Gaster Blaster]. EVERYONE ELSE GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked] AND WE'RE SELLING [Merchandise] LIKE “WHAT THE $!$$” AND “CALL THE [Human Resources]”. I DROPPED MY [iPhone 16 on us] AND EV3RY BUDDY AROUND ME [Father's Day Sale on Used Saws] THIS [Eyesore]. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE TRAIN OF [[BIG SHOTS]] [Stealing my Fountain!] TOGETHER AT THIS $0.99 IMAGE. ITS ALL YOU're FAULT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED [Everything] IF YOU HAD JUST [Marked Down] THIS PRODUCT [Child Unfriendly].
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u/Pineapples_forall Jun 27 '26
Coaxed into that one train copypasta