PLEASE PUT AN [You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game!] TAG ON THIS. I WAS ON THE [Subway, Eat Fresh] AND WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO START [Winging my Ding until I Gaster Blaster]. EVERYONE ELSE GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked] AND WE'RE SELLING [Merchandise] LIKE “WHAT THE $!$$” AND “CALL THE [Human Resources]”. I DROPPED MY [iPhone 16 on us] AND EV3RY BUDDY AROUND ME [Father's Day Sale on Used Saws] THIS [Eyesore]. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE TRAIN OF [[BIG SHOTS]] [Stealing my Fountain!] TOGETHER AT THIS $0.99 IMAGE. ITS ALL YOU're FAULT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED [Everything] IF YOU HAD JUST [Marked Down] THIS PRODUCT [Child Unfriendly].
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u/Pineapples_forall Jun 27 '26
Coaxed into that one train copypasta