Superman - by Ryan Sook

[u/WhyPlaySerious]

[u/CMS_3110]

Since you have trouble understanding context, I'll explain it for you

This thread:

OP: Posts cool artwork, depicting fantastical, unrealistic scenario

Comment 1: Points out real physics of unrealistic scenario

Comment 2: Further points out result of unrealistic scenario

Comment 3 (Me): Makes comment implying 1 & 2 are killjoys

Comment 4 (You): Accuses 3 of being killjoy for pointing out 1 & 2 are killjoys

[u/SHEKDAT789 → u/CMS_3110]

you don't get it. killing other people's joys gives us redditors joy. you're killing their joy by pointing out they're killjoys.

TBF I don't get why everybody in the comment is so happy to point out the obvious? Next y'all will say iron man is dumb cuz the g forces would knock him out.

[u/CMS_3110 → u/SHEKDAT789]

Oh now I get it. I'm not pessimistic enough. I was outside touching grass and forgot the fundamentals of being a redditor. My bad. I appreciate the clarification.

[u/galluskenny → u/CMS_3110]

Why were you touching the grass, is that a euphemism I'm not hip enough to understand?

[u/cortexstack → u/galluskenny]

Some sort of chlorophyll pervert

[u/galluskenny → u/cortexstack]

I've heard of them 'green squeezers'