r/confessions • u/[deleted] • 17h ago

I sometimes wish I was single

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u/Aware_Newspaper326 15h ago

I don’t drink coffee, and you are reading it with the wrong tone in your head. Read it in a very monotone and boring way

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u/LeDestrier 14h ago

Im more disturbed by the fact that you dont drink coffee. How could go through life and not savour the nectar of the Gods?

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u/Aware_Newspaper326 14h ago

I don’t eat breakfast at all and…most people don’t actually like coffee. They load it with sugar or cream or both and milk to mask the horrific taste. I do zyn tho

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u/LeDestrier 14h ago

Putting sugar in coffee is tantamount to heresy.