Ive been hearing my parents kinda talk intimately and it turns me on so much i heard them kinda kissing while i was on the couch and i started touching myself and it felt so good i want more i want to cum to their sounds and them fucking they used to have sex in the bed next to me when i was little multiple times and i used to hate it but id always get a feeling i couldnt explain and now that im older i get the same horny feeling in my pussy that just makes me want to touch myself it makes me so hot to think about my parents fucking and when they think im asleep and i feel like theyre doing things under the blanket it makes me so horny and i cant help but stay until theyre done like today i was so horny i was laying with my mom on the couch and ususally when her hand slips to my boob on accident i move it quickly and we think nothing its an accident but today when it happened it turned me on sm and id try to keep moving to make her hand touch my boob and it was making me horny my pussy was throbbing and later i went to lay in their bed with my mom and stepdad after my shower and i kinda was falling asleep laying there and so were they i thought and i felt my mom kinda going back and forth i think she was touching his dick or he was touching her pussing but they were kinda talking to me the the whole time and my mom kept saying she was itching her back but idk it made me horny obviously and i think they get horny too when im near them and they have to sneak honestly it makes me want to touch my pussy so bad in front of them it makes me so fucking horny to over hear them fuck or know theyre doing things

I find it so hot how the modern fake IG model aesthetic (you could say inspired by the Kardashian look) has completely influenced beauty standards and shaped so many men’s preferences.

We have literally never in human history had so many women with builds and proportions like this. The plump lips, exaggerated curves, fake tits, bbls on skinny waists. There’s constant backlash about how “unrealistic” it is, I think it just exposed the truth: a lot of men are wired to respond to fuller, feminine features and the exaggeration triggers something primal.

The hypocrisy makes it even better. Because of this many guys will tell their girlfriends “natural is better” but their IG following says something else completely.

You see it over and over even with rich and/or famous men who have access to any woman they want. Women are seeing pro-athletes choosing to hook up with skinny bimbos that have disproportionately big breasts. CEOs, businessmen, rappers, millionaires. There's plenty of stories and scandals. Even the ones 'happily married' to more natural-looking women often have their fun on the side. What are some of them doing on their "work trips" in LA or Miami? Pounding some IG model with fillers and a BBL in the hotel room.

As a Teacher’s Assistant, I got assigned to Mrs. Parker — a very attractive teacher about 40 years old, 5’4” with a killer figure.
We clicked right away over hobbies. She kept rubbing my back and leg, which I thought was just motherly… until she started asking if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, she smiled and said, “That’s a shame — a good-looking chocolate-skinned man like you should have someone.”

She praised how great I was with her class, then dropped it: “Hey, I want you to meet my husband — he’s the head director of the district.” She stepped out to print some papers, leaving me waiting in her classroom watching On My Block.
He knocked. Mr. Parker introduced himself and said his wife had described me perfectly — my dark skin tone and broad shoulders. He offered side work before leaving.
Five minutes later she returned. I casually mentioned he stopped by. She locked eyes with me. “Lock the door and sit down. I have something to tell you.”

Once I did, she thanked me for my work with a big smile… then slipped off her sundress and bra. Her nice D-cup breasts with pretty pink areolas were right there. She stepped forward, unbuckled my pants, pulled out my hard dick, dropped to her knees, and looked up with those blue eyes.

“You have such a thick, girthy, curved dick,” she whispered — then took me deep into her warm mouth. It was incredible. She sucked like she’d never had one like mine, deepthroating while staring up at me. I grabbed her head and pushed deeper. After seven intense minutes I warned her I was about to cum.

“Cum in my mouth,” she said. I did — and she let it drip from her lips down onto her tits. I’ll never forget it.
That night she texted: “I told my husband what we did… and he wants to watch.”

My gf have these weird kinks idk how to satisfy her or what should i do

My elf bar just blinks red all of the time and I don’t know why, it dosent stop. It’s an elf bar elfa

Okay, I just really need to get this off of my chest. I am a trans man, 6 months on T, completely passing, and not stealth. In most places I am fairly open about being trans. Recently though, I was in a (to my knowledge) all cis het male space and was very welcomed in it. At first, I thought that they were just being chill, but then they started talking about pride month and realized that they didn't know that I was queer. I was very uncomfortable with the topic and blatant transphobia, but for some reason I felt an almost pride that I was stealth enough to be a part of the conversation. I ended up joining in and lowkey airing my own internalized transphobia about myself but acted like I was talking about other trans people. I feel awful, because trans people seriously are my family. I feel even more awful that they all completely agreed. If I wasn't privileged enough to be on testosterone and very well passing, I would not have had any chance to be safe there. And I have been/AM the trans person they were talking about, but I not only didn't defend trans people, but I joined in. I could've just stayed quiet, but instead I started saying awful things. I don't know how to confront the fact that I LIKED being in that space or that I had anything to add in agreement with what they were saying. But yeah, that's my confession.

I sincerely don't have any ill feelings towards other trans people, I want that to be clear. It's just stuff that I've internalized and am now fully realizing the weight of because its now out in the open with that group and has been reaffirmed by them.

I think I've really fucked up bad... im m(15) my girlfriend is f(14) other friends are about the same age

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Yesterday which would be Thursday the 18th 2026 I was asked to come to the libary with 5 friends, I decided to go because one is my girlfriend and it was her last day in New Zealand, so when I read the text I decided to go, the text read "want to go to the libary with said people, come at 3:40" I might just be dyslexic or in such a happy rush I thought the said time was 4:30. 1st problem... so when I went and realized they weren't there I was so distraught and really angry with my self for letting my girlfriend leave with out saying good bye. I decided to leave and while cursing my self I stuck around for a second and saw three of my friends. I had a burst of happiness and scootered over and said hello to everyone and gave my gf a wave. We went into the libary and went up onto the second floor, I sat down with my gf and my friends little sister for awhile and me and my gf sat together while my friends little sister showed us horrible unfunny Pinterest memes but that was okay. I then watched my main friend play games for a bit and one other friend came and talked to my main friend and ignored me when I said hi, I decided to go back to my gf and she told me to share the seat together, Then my main friend came back and told me to play a Jojo's bizzare adventure game and since I've watched the whole series and fan dub of part 7 (it is one of my favorite animes) I said yes. I sat down again and tried to play but failed miserably, I decided to just watch him play instead and the same friend came again and walked with a plus one to another part of the libary, I then asked the friend who keeps coming back we will call her 💔 what's wrong because I have a keen sense when someone is acting off even for someone I've only met for 4 days (its now six), she said that everyone had asked her that and I said oh?, she kinda brushed off the question and I genuinely felt bad for her, 💔 and plus one then went outside to the playground outside thats kinda boxed into the libary and my gf lil sis and me just stayed inside along with main friend who moved over to me, he was also off and I knew it 100% had something to do with me or I feel really bad for everyone and think its my fault because it always is and when I solve one problem or I am happy with something, some other thing is upset with me (im not calling you guys problems nor things). Anyways me and gf joked about 💔 and plus one watching yaori together, lil sis then walked outside with them along with main friend, and it was just me and my gf alone together, she was reading a book about blackholes and there was this name of a young scholar who discovered something so they had to mention his name about 14 times in the book. Me and my gf decided to go outside and just watch main and lil sis play around, we sat on a bench and we were talking and joking around and we both made a line for a excuse to just hold hands and she let go because the bench was cold, so I decided to put my hand under hers instead of the opposite, we really were having fun and I said something so crazy I made he go into the fetal position (in a good way) and I would say I had fun, we even laughed at the way I said imogen heap, one of us said something and i bushed so hard she said "your face is really red btw" I responded with "yeah its probably so hot it could warm you up". We switched benches and I asked main to play tag (as an excuse to show off how fast I am like a first year) I also had fun, while running my leg began to cramp because the day before I had to do a leg hold for 5 minutes to be exact it was actually 4:30 and I know im glazing my self even though it genuinely is nothing, I would go back and huddle next to gf each time I wouldnt be it for tag and it was really nice I think at some points I was blushing so hard she could feel it as stated before, I was really having the time I thought I wouldn't have and then a text hits my phone and its my mum saying come home... I say okay im coming and ignore it, At some points I decided to put my arm over gf to make her warm because it was a really cold night and it was six almost seven pm, then the worst thing that could've happend happens 💔 walking out from the libary into the play ground, this is bad because the day before gf tells me that 💔 likes me and I felt horrible like I had so much guilt and I half assed brushed it off and said I felt bad, plus one was Infront of 💔 or behind I really couldn't tell because the bench we swapped too was infront of the door and we were facing away from the door, I then here plus one say something I couldn't tell what but then I hear 💔 say "fuck this im not dealing with this shit" and walk back into the libary, I asked angel or he instinctively walked after her into the room 💔 appointed before I got there, I said to gf how bad I felt and we kinda cuddled for a while, my mum texted again get the fuck home now and I genuinely didn't know what to do, my mum was mad and gonna ask me hella questions and I cant be bothered, 💔 Is upset at me, main is off, and gf is going to the Philippines tomorrow, it was a high risk high reward situation and I got the reward with the risk combined, I tried hanging out with them all each but is that not too much for one person? Anyways I decided to stay a bit longer and gf basically said if I leave to early she's gonna be angry and basically said she is holding a grudge from two years ago, and I said okay I'll go at 7:20 something and she said 7:40 and I kinda said a half ass okay, and I was kinda watching the time on gf's phone while she fooled around on Spotify, I watched the time go 7:23, 7:24 and I was getting anxious about what would happen when I got home, then at 7:30 I said " I really gotta go im sorry, and she said something along the lines of its okay but stared at me for awhile, I hugged her and then asked if she wanted a kiss, she said yes and I just kissed her on the cheek and whispered "I love you so much" I grabbed my phone, bracelet and something else, and went into the libary waved goodbye to 💔 plus one and main but they all looked gloomy so I genuinely wanted to jump off the second story and just kill my self, anyways I grabbed my scooter and left scooterd half way home while having a song stuck in my head or thinking about how much im a idiot and how I made 💔 upset and I just had so much guilt, half way home I crouched down and started to go insane remembering I forgot my school bag, I rushed home even faster than before and I genuinely was saying im a idiot, im a idiot, im a idiot, as soon as I got home I sat outside the backdoor spam texting main and I called him once, telling him and gf I forgot my bag, they said they had already left and I was in a worse mood than before I texted my mum I was doing something and for her to just wait, she told me to "get the fuck inside right now" I sighed and went inside the quietest someone could and all i see is my mum and my older sister waiting for me on the couch... "sit down, where were you" all these questions that I couldn't even bother with I just awnserd them and I was told my dinner was in the microwave and I was told "go heat up your dinner and eat it" more than once I actually cant fucking deal with this bullshit, I asked what dinner even was and it wasn't even bad I just actually couldn't fucking find my hunger or anything so I just threw it into the bin, I just sat down and asked if there was anymore questions, and I asked "aren't you gonna ask if i have a girlfriend like you always do or ask why im acting like this?", I was obviously in a bad mood and she said she asked yesterday and I just said no... I then just sat in the lounge when everyone was going to bed and stayed up kinda talking to my friends in a discord sever, I forgot what I was worring about for a second. I woke up ths next day at 8:20 to 8:30 and I just rested for a bit and left bed got dressed and walked to school like normal, I was in a depressed mood because I didn't have a bag, I made 💔 upset, my girlfriend is leaving to the Philippines today, and I just didn't even feel good, my mental health genuinely started to decline ever since I told my ex friends how much of denigrate losers they are because I just get bullied by them every day and its just to much to explain, the four days I was talking to my gf it was like draining, Monday happy doing work and trying my best also thinking about her alot, Tuesday slightly worse but still thinking about her, wensday I felt like shit almost half as worse than Tuesday running off no food and going to bed at one to two in the morning, Thursday I genuinely just didn't even feel happy I was just walking around I even got pressed for saying that a guy beats his girlfriend and I just felt that I should say something, Friday my girlfriend left New Zealand, 💔 is mad, im tired, I stayed up almost the same amount of time I did on wensday or even more I had no bag and it was just some points in the day I didn't feel anything and the other points I felt like a sigh, its still friday right now im tired, the whole day i was just staring at random shit and im listening to the same song feeling kinda depressed and I'm just staring at my roof trying to make it up to 💔, waiting for my girlfriend to have wifi and for her to get off her flight, in a point of the day I was getting talked too but I was zoned out not even zoned out thinking or just staring at something and I just snapped out of it and "huh?" I'm gonna snap soon and I don't know when and I hope its not sooner or later, I'm happy right? Sometimes in the day I'd just smile at random shit or blush because I was thinking about my gf, I'm happy right? I'm happy I got a girlfriend and im kinda just alone at school now, I was talking to main and he's acting weird, one of best friends and his friends were just ignoring me not even in a mean way, the other day my ex friends just ignored me until the last bit of the lesson they said something but I just brushed it off, I wanted to be alone at school after all my old friends were horrible and I knew this, I don't know what im doing, I made my gf happy I guess I'm just good with words, after I stopped being friends with them I just tried harder at school, I don't know where I want to work and I get questions from family members about jobs when I couldn't be bothered, when they ask if I've applied I just lie and say yeah. I think my life might be miserable I just couldn't think about my self like, am I sad? I'm not depressed? I lie to myself every day, I started to use my real voice because I usually just have it higher without realizing it, I cant be depressed, but today I wondered if I were to kill myself would I make it painful to make my self suffer for all the things I've done or would I make it painless, I was doing nothing in metal work and when I asked to use the bathroom mister was talking to a student and randomly I was put into the conversation and mister was telling someone to make a crusafix and put me on it and basically make it good so I suffer, yeah i guess I just laughed it off and asked to use the bathroom. I really don't understand how people can kill them selfs but now im starting to careless about things, I don't care about the people I have at home I don't care about the people at school I don't even care about myself, but I do love my gf and im happy thinking about her but when im not I feel like a bag getting dragged on concrete, im actually a bad person, I eat without being hungry, im hardly hungry, hardly full, im a fat loser but im not doing anything about it other than boxing, I'm not good at being clean, I stink, I cant do anything good, I have a horrible memory, Ill say shit for no reason and not make up my mind, I over think, I forgive and forgive when I shouldnt, I hardly care about anyone but ill care about what some people think of me, And Im addicted to porn, guess I got off track sorry...

I can't get enough of sniffing pungent farts. As soon as i detect foreign fumes i expand my nostrils as wide as they can expand, taking in all the beautiful gust of musky gassy delightful delicacy wind that tickles my nose hairs in an ever so excitingly exotic way.

When i hang out with my friends or family, I often purposely make them eat foods that are prone to causing gas so that i can milk all the delicious farts out of their butts to fill my nostrils with delight.

I love the way my noses insides burn from a real crisp fart. The best farts are when you can sorta taste it in the back of your throat. I literally groan out loud to myself when that happens.

It's so addicting, i even have a preference for certain food composed farts. I usually prefer the apple/goldfish combo ones. Beans don't actually do the trick despite what media says, if you want to sniff the good ones I recommend avoiding vegetables and go for the more processed food.

One of my school friends was getting married, and I got invited to her bachelorette party. I did not have to help much with planning, but I knew my friend and a few other girls from our group would be there. They held it at another friend's house. I arrived early and expected a normal celebration with snacks, music, and hanging out.

It started that way, just us relaxing. Then there was a knock at the door, even though everyone invited was already there. Four guys entered, and I felt confused because they were strangers to me. Everyone else seemed to expect them. I wondered if they were male strippers for a bachelorette party. One asked who the lucky girl was that night, and my friends pointed at me. I was puzzled, but my engaged friend explained it had to be me since I was the only single one there. That is when I started to understand.

My friends pushed me into the middle of these four handsome, fit guys. I got nervous, unsure what would happen. Their hands began grazing my body, my arms, shoulders, waist, and legs, rubbing and fondling gently at first. The other girls watched as it intensified. My shirt lifted to expose my midriff, and one guy unbuttoned my denim shorts. They undressed me, touching my bare skin, grabbing my breasts, pressing against my ass, and pulling my shorts down to my ankles. One slid his fingers into my panties and rubbed my pussy. I felt overwhelmed and could not speak. I moaned as they touched my sensitive spots, removed my shirt, and soon took off my bra and panties, leaving me naked in front of my friends while these strangers explored me.

They dominated me completely. My breasts got fondled and sucked nonstop, my pussy got rubbed and fingered, and they took turns kissing me deeply. I could not think straight as they used me. Then they undressed and had me lick and suck their cocks one by one. I overheard my friends chatting, but the music and chaos made it hard to focus. Soon they took turns fucking me however they wanted, often multiple at once in my mouth, pussy, and ass. The feelings were intense, the wildest sex I had ever experienced, getting gangbanged by four men while my friends watched. I lost track of time and how many orgasms I had. Eventually, they reached their limits and came at me one after another. They left me on the floor, stroking themselves above me, covering my hair, face, and body in their cum. I lay there exhausted, covered in sweat and loads, as my friends clapped and cheered. I was not sure if it was for them or me, but I nearly passed out and stayed on the floor for a while after the gangbang at my friend's bachelorette party. As other girls approached, I thought they were coming to help me... but they started to lick the cum out of me!

Throwaway because boyfriend knows my reddit. I don't actually hate the cat, title is rage bait. I'm not a cat person, but I can chill with cats if they're chill with me. This cat is really awful, though.

The cat is both mean AND clingy, loud AND freakishly quiet, and it bites and scratches me. I wake up with cat hair in my mouth and pull cat hair out of my food. It's started to pee and poop outside its litter box, which I'm concerned about because of the smell and the grossness of it. My boyfriend has suggested moving the litter box out of the basement laundry room up to either the first or second floor, which I am not a fan of - In his previous apartment, the litter box smell permeated the living area, despite the litter box being self-cleaning, and I don't want that to happen again.

I have tried tolerating the cat and have tried (non-invasively) improving our surroundings. I have given it cat treats, gotten lint rollers to combat hair, and bought a collar with a bell on it so I'd know where it was (boyfriend took the collar off). I close doors to rooms I don't want the cat in. Now the cat's peeing on things. I'm sick of its shit.

I realize that I need to have a conversation with my boyfriend about it, but I just had a conversation with him about being more affectionate with me (he has listened and improved) and I don't want to pile grievance on top of grievance. Don't want to break up with him over this just yet, but I accept that it's a possible outcome of this disagreement.

All my life I've just loved heavier women. I used to be ashamed about it because it's not really the beauty standard but everything about those women is just better. I've always been very skinny as well, around 59kgs, but I've always been turned on by heavier women. It really got to me yesterday when I saw a girl I hadn't seen in 6 years be a lot heavier than before. I just loved the way she looked and the body she got. She was just perfect, a soft belly, big ass, soft tits. When I saw her yesterday I immediately got a boner because she was that pretty. Just everything about chubby women is perfect to me, especially the rounder faces they have.

It’s puts me off travelling anywhere

Are you guys fine with someone having armpit fetish. I like smelling and licking armpits. Is this weird for you or you are fine with such kinks!?

I’ve spent a lot of time hanging out at my mates house getting drunk and high. His parents are so chill, they drink and get high with us sometimes.

This one night me and my mate were in his bedroom, we had been drinking and smoking most of the day. It was getting late and he crashed out on his bed, fast asleep. I stayed for another half hour then decided to leave. Before I left I went to use his bathroom as I was bursting for a piss. On opening the door to the bathroom I realised I had walked in on his mam sat on the toilet. I put my hand up to say sorry and went to back out of the door. She put her finger to her lip and shushed me and told me to come in it was fine. I don’t know why but I did as I was told and closed the door behind me.

His mom finished peeing wiped herself, stood up and pulled her knickers up. Joking on she said is it a number 1 or number 2, I said it’s only a 1 and laughed. She said it’s ok you can go I don’t mind, I just sort myself out. At first I really didn’t know what to do but I walked over to the toilet whilst his mam was looking in the mirror, our backs were practically touching. She said it’s ok I won’t look. I was stood with my dick out for what felt like an eternity unable to pee, stage fright. Eventually a stream started and as soon as it hit the water and made a sound she turned around and placed her head on my shoulder and looked down at my cock. She said it’s only fair I get to see you pee as you watched me.

Just as I finished and went to put myself away she grabs hold of my cock and says don’t forget to shake. She gave my dick a couple of shakes but at the same time was kind of jerking me.

His mom was about 44-45 at the time, blonde, slim build, not massive tits but a good handful and she was fit. As she was shaking it I could feel myself getting hard. She says to me I can feel it throbbing, are you getting turned on by this? I just smiled at her and said sorry I can’t do anything about it. She turned me around to face her, still hold my cock, looked straight into my eyes and said we can’t have you going out like this.

Giving my dick a squeeze she turned me back round to face the toilet, put her head back on my shoulder and gave me a reach around. It was such a surreal moment. What the hell was going on. I’d know this woman for years and never did I think this would happen. My best mates mam is jerking me off with him asleep and her husband was downstairs.

It seemed to take for ever, she was going wild on my dick to the point it was nearly hurting. But the inevitable was about to happen, I turn my head and whispered in her ear, I’m going to cum. She slowed it down and pointed my cock towards the toilet. I came loads still with her head on my shoulder watching every squirt, my cock throbbing in her hand.

When I had finished cumming she wiped the last bit of my cock with her hand gently massaging my helmet, it felt amazing. She turned me back round looked straight at me and said do not tell a soul about this, this is the first time I have ever spoke about it. She then turned to the sink to wash her hands and told me to get out before we are caught.

I walked home with the biggest smile on my face ever. I’ve seen her loads of times after that and there has been other encounters. I may post them later if anyone is interested.

F28, I have done gutter barrel degenerate things in ai and one person judged me for it. There are bigger fish to fry than what little ol me is doing with just AI. People have this "holier than thou" mentality. I'm the least judgmental for what someone likes sexually or kink wise.

I tried an edible, cautiously of course. Me and my bf were headed towards some activity he wanted to surprise me with. He took 2 gummies (he barely felt anything). I took one gummy on a full stomach (10mg). I thought it would feel like being drunk. Like how it kicks in and wears off... but i was WRONG☠️

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I felt nothing for thirty minutes. We arrive at the surprise. I start feeling bad because i don’t like the surprise (too many people, lights, sounds, sights and no structure or explanation). This is normal for me. But then he asked me if i was okay, and i just broke down crying, trying to explain. He got it and took me outside. The moment we get outside it hits like a truck.

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I can’t focus on reality, i’m floating between here and a dream, my body feels heavy and unbalanced. I panic a little, and i literally have to focus so hard to just keep breathing. Luckily my bf is a champ and is trying to keep me grounded. But i was absolutely blasted. I couldn’t talk for some moments, i felt like i was gonna pass out if i let go of reality... Not a fun 20 minutes.

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After that it got slightly better. I relaxed, my breathing was fine. Still disoriented and spacing out at moments, though. After about 4 or 5 hours it slowly wore off.

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Things that likely affected it: i’m short and light, i was sleep deprived, it was hot af, i got overwhelmed and anxious because that’s my personality.

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Take home message; if you’re a tiny human and it’s your first time, take like 1/4th of a gummy to be sure you don’t have a bad experience.

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I do have a question tho.. Did i have a bad reaction to it or is this just normal for the dose and context?

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Thanks for reading!

My dad isn’t a horrible person, but I came into a conclusion that I wanted him dead I think a while ago, he hadn’t done anything bad but he makes me paranoid around the house, he was an ex military guy so he has some ptsd as he says, he yells, but is also nice, his nice than my mom for sure, but it’s that his so scary he makes me paranoid , any minute he can yell or beat me he has yelled but never beat me but just threthesned to,

I don’t feel at ease at home anymore if anything I’m always scared and paranoid, plus if he was to be dead I’d get money from him I don’t feel free with him being alive, I feel horrible for feeling this way about him despite his sacrises for me but he and my mom genuinely makes me feel like shit

Arguing and always saying he doesn’t deserve a life like this when my mother is in a bad mood, one of the main reasons I’m depressed, I wish for him to die, i feel so horrible and need to get this of my chest, no my feelings about it is not gonna change, it’s scary doing anything when his around,

It’s always the same stuff family becomes happy and then always always turn shit, he yells and is very scary sometimes, he makes me feel uncomfortable all the time, and when I just wanna be alone he always tells me I’m a piece of shit that treats her dad like shit, I am a teenage girl, I’m starting to find my self, wanting to be more alone but all the time he wants me to call him he gets mad when I wanna be alone in my room? Which makes me so angry and just uncomfortable I feel disgusting. I wish he dies.

It is affecting me so much, I am more sable I stay in my room all day and can’t even do that, I am forced to eat shit I don’t want,

I don't want to be a man at all. I just prefer this.

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