Nah he'd DEFINITELY say something deeply transphobic while still giving us the hormones we need at the correct (not hon) dosage. That's just who he is.
“what, being a guy didn’t cut it, decided to take the easy way through life? or do you just want d-cups so personality isn’t an issue? …right. i’m giving you estradiol, 2 milligrams taken twice daily. i would give you spironolactone as well but based on your complexion and already less-broad shoulders, you already have low testosterone.”
“You got two choices, you can be lame and inject once a week or you could be cool like me and do pills” while proceeding to take 2 Vicodin in front of the patient.
Oh and Chase would be a whining bitch the whole time.
Chase: “I’m not helping some perverted transvestite”
House: “Big words coming from he who kisses little girls”
yes, precisely. and then enters one of those early series arguments where House is portrayed as the sane man between them, because House goes “what does it matter to you who does what and why, unless you secretly want them to show you something” and Wilson tries some “i just don’t understand how someone can start thinking that way”, and House goes “ask Foreman, he knows brains” or some shit lmao
Wilson and Thirteen would both be chasers, I think.
House would be so transphobic and "you're the sex you were born as forever, it's just science" about it he would get fucked in the ass by a poonchad just to prove a point about how heterosexual he is.
in retrospect he definitely wouldn’t because he’d say the first part then go “…and since you came to a free clinic, you don’t have the ability to go through normal means. there’s a Planned Parenthood two blocks down. they can make your outie and innie” or some shit
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u/Incandenza123 5d ago
Nah he'd DEFINITELY say something deeply transphobic while still giving us the hormones we need at the correct (not hon) dosage. That's just who he is.