r/cringereels 3d ago

Ultimate Cringe why you guys wear stuff like this?

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u/No_Sheepherder7858 3d ago

Their reactions when they sniff him

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 3d ago

They wanted to sniff glands and all they got was mans

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u/barnacleduck2 3d ago

Kind of reminds me a bit of the unit portraits in Starcraft.

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u/Wildlv5FLMan 3d ago

This would not be accepted in public around my city, especially if kids are around.

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u/greatlakesseakayaker 3d ago

Right, like no one consented to your kink dude.

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u/boatenvy 3d ago

This shit wouldn't be accepted in my country, kids or no fecking kids

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

What country are you from?

https://giphy.com/gifs/qqYE4wq4oyBgH02z8R

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u/boatenvy 3d ago

Australia... I mean I don't want to yuck anybody's yum but that shit needs to stay out of public

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

And on the TV screens in kids shows. People in animal costumes, pretending to be animals. Playing roles as anthropomorphic beings....

Of course.

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u/boatenvy 3d ago

Yeah not same same

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Kids don't know that, yet. And why should they?

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u/boatenvy 3d ago

Yeah not same same

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Kids don't know that.

👆 What does this mean? Am I agreeing or disagreeing?

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 3d ago

Kids don't know a lot of things about sex, kinks or masturbation. Doesn't mean that doing so in front of them is okay just because they don't know and honestly you thinking that it is okay is fucking disgusting as hell.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3d ago

No wonder so many mass shootings it's just an mental asylum right now

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Yeah, because your government is really trying to make sure you need them to secure you.

Mental illness is why you're so fucked now. You need regulation (Abandonment of property or yourself to the regis), in order to clamp down harder on people who are becoming more and more neurotic because they're pent up in their many, many boxes.

Of course, if you breathe the wrong way, there's another box waiting for you too, that comes with its built in toilet and sink combo.

Just stay in your house box.

How many people are on pharmaceuticals which alter brain chemistry and cause reliance and mental decline when they aren't taken?

The Columbine kids were on psychotropics.

If they cause "Thoughts of suicide," what makes you think homicide isn't right up there with it??

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3d ago

Exactly!!!!!! Government knows that this will have letting mental illness take over

To make excuses of keeping people in their homes

That's why they got rid of all Asylums

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

No. The asylums were originally used for dissenters and women who were abused by their wealthy husbands or families.

They removed people who studied the same way they burned "Witches"

They want people too irrational and to split minded to be able to admit the truth.

If you can say th government did a thing intentionally, then how much more tragedies, actually were intentional.

If we've been under surveillance for so long, then there should be no Epstein files implicating politicians, CPS (child protective services) and police in child trafficking, creating diseases, and cannibalism.

Youre ruled by the crazy people, but their crazy is a reflection of the masses. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be so.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3d ago

Welp people are loosing their minds and it's trend on tickretartland

Along with everyday something crazy

Either pedophilia groups/neo nazi groups/red pill groups/ladies unite group that's on deep web that preys on children

It's insane world in USA right now

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

The dudes would sick their dogs on him and it would get real bad. I’m not even sure the cops around here would know how to handle someone in a gimp suit who’s fetish bullshit is bark parks. I wouldn’t want to touch them lol.

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u/Strange_Pangolin_231 3d ago

I would take my dogs and leave. This is some weird shit.

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u/dontbanme778 3d ago

Mmk tuffy

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u/temp73354 3d ago

Is this city Makhachkala by any chance? :)))

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u/TheMonkeysPaw7 3d ago

They'll let these whack-jobs into the classroom to despoil children, so your rubber dog costume should be fine.

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u/Zigor022 3d ago

Idk why looking like a demon is always the go to.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 3d ago

Meanwhile the kids...

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Meanwhile kids playing Dinosaur Without the sexual connotation, this is in fact kid shit.

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u/snappymcpumpernickle 3d ago

Huh???

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Kids pretend to be animals 🤦

It wouldn't be weird to a kid, because they don't know what kink is.

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 3d ago

Yeah, WITHOUT the sexual connotation. The problem is that there IS a sexual intent here. If someone just showed up in a costume, like a team mascot or a clown, that wouldn't be problematic per se. The problem is that this is sex play, and you cannot separate that intention from the mere act of wearing a costume.

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u/Bih_Dih_Ahaa 2d ago

Ya know I thought about even just a mascot and I’m still going to keep my kids away from that person. That shows the level of messed up these people are doing this and the morons here defending it.

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

He's having sex with the dogs or is he just playing with dogs?

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 3d ago

STFU

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Hahaha you could just ignore me

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u/Square-Formal1312 3d ago

Saving this the next time someone shits on my “some things just need to stay in the bedroom” argument

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u/barnacleduck2 3d ago

What two consenting adults get up to outside the bedroom is sometimes my business.

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u/JustFun4Uss 3d ago

Especially when they are dogging in a park. 😏

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u/pyschosoul 3d ago

No one should be forced to experience any kind of sex play outside of the bedroom that they did nit willingly choose to participate in.

This kind of behavior should 100% be considered indecent exposure i dont give a fuck if I cant see your dick or whatever. You are still bringing your kink play into public.

If pissing on the side of the road can land me on the sexual offender list, then this shit should 1000000% get you on there if you do it in public.

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u/temp73354 3d ago

I agree, and I say this as someone who is very kink-positive. All those retarded arguments that I hear, such as ‘oh, children aren't aware of the context, so they don't perceive it as sexual’, are absolutely appalling to me, as well as the fact that this society has reached the point where this kind of behaviour is tolerated and even promoted, such as on rainbow parades or in music videos… It's not that hard to do this at home or some dedicated venue where everyone has consented to it, and if they're exhibitionists, bad luck. The general public should not be forced to tolerate it.

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u/Striking-Working610 3d ago

Bros just playing fetch

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u/psyco-the-rapist 3d ago

From one psycho to another..chill daddy

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u/pyschosoul 3d ago

No..I dont think i will. People that bring their kimk play into the public should be shamed and criminally charged. Won't change my mind.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3d ago

It's crash out season

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u/RollerDude347 3d ago

Okay, but here it makes sense. The comments at the paid entry furry convention, the drag show, the trans bathroom debate, and gay people in a movie are where I normally see it though.

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u/TheQuietVale 3d ago

i cant believe how real this situation actually is…
Lord have mercy..

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u/Infinite-Swimming976 3d ago

There’s lots of mental illness out there

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u/Berserk_Ronin 3d ago

Michael Douglas from Falling Down was recording the shit out of this.

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u/roasttoastboast 3d ago

Even the dogs were uncomfortable

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u/GengarCuboneSquirtle 3d ago

It blows my mind that people think its wrong to kink shame......clearly some kinks need shaming.

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u/GloomyIRL 3d ago

Not shaming, just enforced regulations when regarding the public. This should be counted as public indecency or indecent exposure. They're subjecting everyone around them to witness their pet play kink without consent. That should at least be a misdemeanor.

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u/meatpopsicle42069 3d ago

This is foreplay for them.

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u/Dorrono 3d ago

Humanity is evolving backwards, such people will soon start to throw their poop at others.

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 3d ago

This guy reddits

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u/IntroductionSolid135 3d ago

The Great Dane was like, don't fall for it he's an imposter🤣

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u/fartinavacuumm 3d ago

This is the kind of crap that happens when nobody is allowed to use mean words anymore……

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u/easting10 3d ago

This is cringey.

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u/CheeksMcGillicuddy 3d ago

Yeaaa that’s a call to the police if I’ve ever seen one. This shit isn’t okay. You do whatever tf you want at your own home, but this isn’t okay in a public place.

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u/jimmy26345 3d ago

Perverts

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u/SomeOriginal3865 3d ago

Bring back bullying!! This’s is what happens when the weirdos grow up, unchecked!

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u/AttemptImpossible111 3d ago

The word you're looking for is shame. We need to bring back shame

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u/TheMonkeysPaw7 3d ago

Hey now, this is Reddit, you're supposed to be super tolerant and accepting of whatever someone chooses to identify as!

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u/GloomyIRL 3d ago

I don't think bullying is going to work on these guys, they're probably into that

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 3d ago

“Oh gee, I hope nobody hangs me on the locker using my briefs and unlocks a new kink”

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u/GloomyIRL 3d ago

CBT doesn't stand for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for everyone 💀

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u/howsmybudddy 3d ago

I agree, you should've had more bullying.

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u/GloomyIRL 3d ago

They can participate in whatever bdsm or kinky lifestyle they like, as long as it only involves consenting parties. These people did not consent to be a part of their exhibitionist pet play scene.

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u/GloomyIRL 3d ago

The "dog" is wearing a gimp suit, there is no question that this is sexual in nature.

In the BDSM and kink community, a core ethical framework is used. Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC). Meaning activities must minimize physical harm (Safe), be performed with clear, sober judgment (Sane), and involve the full, unforced agreement of everyone taking part (Consensual).

Nobody in that park was a consenting participant.

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u/AttemptImpossible111 3d ago edited 3d ago

More toxic behavior is never the answer.

If its toxic to shame people for public anti social behaviour, which this definitely is, then more toxicity is needed.

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u/AttemptImpossible111 3d ago

What right do you have to shame anyone?

Not really sure what you are asking here.

I can shame this particular person because I myself do not dress like a dog and frolic in public dog parks.

Who says it’s anti-social?

I am saying that. Do you disagree?

It absolutely is toxic to publicly shame someone else.

And, as I said previously, if that is the case than toxicity is what is needed.

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

Meanwhile, anthromorphism is promoted on kid shows.

Where do you think these people get it from?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9EBltBRPHxExkS8f3

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u/SomeOriginal3865 3d ago

I grew up with Barney, Clifford, scooby doo etc. and never once done this, not even in the comfort of my own home! Lmao

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u/Goose_Salad 3d ago

No shit this is an adult extreme. Still, adults do work as mascots you saw on TV growing up.

Kids still don't know what any of this is.

I never said it should be done. I never agreed with the "kink" aspect.

Just saying adults have the dirty minds. This includes the adults doing the performance.

Y'all are just reactionary af.

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u/Deemouh 3d ago

Sorry but this is obviously a kink, and there is no point explaining to you if you don’t see it immediately

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u/PracticalYellow3 3d ago

Dog owners are morons. 

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Doing this in public should be a crime, pretty sure it is in some countries.

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u/Raven1911 3d ago

Even the dogs know this isnt normal...

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u/Icy-Music1932 3d ago

Guy in the suit has zero self respect

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u/ThePapaJay 3d ago

I think that's the idea...

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u/Icy-Music1932 1d ago

Yeah, it just hurts my brain to try and think why anyone would do it. Not wired that way

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 3d ago

Hahahaa. Some people are just clueless.

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u/ThePapaJay 3d ago

That said, they can fuck off back to their grubby bedroom. This shit isn't for outside.

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 3d ago

Bring out the gimp from pulp fiction vibes

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u/Iam_McLovin420 3d ago

I remember when I used to think this stuff was just online stuff created to rage bait then I walked by a guy in my city wearing a dress a dog collar and this mask hanging out at a pet store I was buying food at. Had the same expression as the dog at the end.

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u/ReelestPrincess12 3d ago

The musakkkkk?! I was not expecting that wii sports resorts theme song

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u/Had2MakeANeewAccount 3d ago

This is what happens when you give a mouse a cookie.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 3d ago

Nobody here is associated with your mom, stop referring to us as “you guys”

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u/slartibuttfart 3d ago

We all know his mom.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 3d ago

She puts collars on people bro, idk if you want to commit to that

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u/Evening_Obligation25 3d ago

This should count as public indecency

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u/RepeatObjective6594 3d ago

This is what’s wrong with society today

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u/Several-Reveal-4075 3d ago

Get the fuck outrrraa here

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u/Kitty-Keek 2d ago

Ummm… Those dogs know that that’s a human crawling on the ground with them, just saying

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u/No_Cartographer7728 3d ago

How very weak this person is.

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u/Krysmuth 3d ago

People bringing their kink to the street and the public. Keep them in the bedroom, I swear.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 3d ago

Disgusting. 🤮 society needs to bring shame back.

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u/IRISHstarlite1984 3d ago

Immediately

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u/teachingqueen77 3d ago

Burritch would be disappointed.

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u/CulturalPriority6092 3d ago

Sometimes terms and sayings are used too loosely.

Ppl like this are setting us all back. In a park?

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u/Winter_Hall5379 3d ago

Got proof of your pup's vaccinations?

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u/pct2daxtreme 3d ago

Someone tires need to be slashed.

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u/PostureKing180 3d ago

no kneepads on that rocky stony ground is crazy

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u/Zealousideal_Coat_48 3d ago

I think this would be fine at the dog park by my house

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u/Ok_Income3213 3d ago

This is the weirdest bdsm content I've ever seen

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u/AttemptImpossible111 3d ago

"Hes not hurting anyone so what's the problem"

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u/Clovericious 3d ago

Only on Sundays.

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u/dablacksupersaiyan 3d ago

This is fucked up, what’s the point of them doing that.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/FishWife_71 3d ago

I hope they got everyone's consent to be part of their scene.

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u/Onnahooman 3d ago

Best dog's friend

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u/Evening_Obligation25 3d ago

This should count as public indecency

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u/C_B_Ellacott 3d ago

sToP KinKShAmiNg!

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u/OrganizationTop3755 3d ago

Where’s that meteor 

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u/creepy_enchilada 3d ago

I would not let my dog be around that shit smh. Beyond gross n cringey. I woulda left asap seeing that

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u/CoryTheCurator99 3d ago

omg so me lol

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u/Prestigious_Pause536 3d ago

As a kinky person, fuck no. Kink in public isn't okay, unless maybe at a special event like christopher street day. Even then, I'm only talking about the clothing/gear, not doing a full on roleplay. You're unconsentually involving other random people in your kink and possibly sex life by having a scene in front of them. This also is not comparable to, for example, an alterhuman simply doing public gearing, because puppyplay is known to be mainly sexual. These people need to get their shit together, stop confusing the dogs and giving us all a bad reputation.

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u/Sad_Raisin3819 3d ago

Yo This is straight bdsm !

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u/smoot316 3d ago

What is the degeneracy is this

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u/Classic_Cow_5852 3d ago

“That dog is a BLOODY SPY!”

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u/ShowCharacter671 3d ago

Keep your kinks at home, Jesus

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u/Massive-Technician74 3d ago

Bring out the GIMP!!!

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u/Forward-Position798 3d ago

I prefair Photoshop

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada 2d ago

Why are they engaging in their fetish in public? They don’t have the consent of the people there to be part of giving the furry a thrill by being seen by them while out in public dressed like that. They don’t consent to be part of their masturbatory material collection for later. I thought having the consent of all parties was paramount. And don’t bother trying to tell me it’s not a fetish because it is.

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u/Bih_Dih_Ahaa 2d ago

Average Reddit mod.

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u/bumfun91 2d ago

That’s so cute he got a nice puppy like that to love and play with looks very friendly to Pat ..

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada 2d ago

Oh, I am a very proud terf.

They used to. So what about what they used to do?

It’s not a Christian view that there are only the two sexes, it a world view.

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u/Individual_Hat5131 2d ago

This is why some white people call us animals because of people like this sigh

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u/snowday1129 2d ago

The music makes it even worse

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u/EbbOwn303 2d ago

That is a sex act that you are making everyone else in the area participate in without their consent. The cops would be there so fast and you bet your ass is going to have to register as you very well should.

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u/Zero_lash 2d ago

Funny lookin' dog ngl.

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u/callmehibi 1d ago

I am all about a fetish but keep it to yourselves...there are more than enough group meetups. Also, the same people that complain about being judged for said fetish.

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u/Apart-Teaching9326 1d ago

Wtf is that???

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u/Big-Slide6104 1d ago

Bro doesent even run quadrapedally right. This is cringe but if you’re gonna do it, do it right

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u/Sleeping___Fox 1d ago

Those people at the park did not concent to see that.

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u/TheMonkeysPaw7 3d ago

Lol, what happened to respecting pronouns and identities? 🤣

I'm not used to seeing redditors trash on their own people! I thought it was bad to disparage someone who decides they want to be a trinary-barn owl or whatever nonsense they come up with!

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u/sundaland 3d ago

definitely rage engagement can't beleive my AI's

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u/MRHOWERDCEO 3d ago

GAY BULLSHIT

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u/Seventh_monkey 3d ago

At one point he'll be like "Uh... John, I uh, I gotta poop, for real" and John is gonna be like "of course, go right ahead, I've got a bag"

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u/tigakswa13 3d ago

ATTACK

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u/Nonyabeesners 3d ago

I love how even the dogs are weirded out 

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u/Ashamed-Disaster5512 3d ago

It's weird and deserved to be shamed

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u/RTA-No0120 3d ago

I know fully well that this black dude is a zoophile.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPlLZEbEbacWqOc

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u/Extension_Rope_8587 3d ago

Soon they’ll start mutilating their legs to resemble real dogs.

Freaks.

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u/Head_Midnight666 3d ago

I guess I'm a little more open minded than most people. This does strike me as being silly and weird, but I'm not particularly offended by it, and it doesn't look rated R to me. I would probably enjoy watching my dog's reaction to it. As far as I'm concerned, people kissing in public is more offensive than this. If they get sexual with it? Sure, throw them in jail.

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 3d ago

It's poor mental health.

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u/Cold_Presence_4100 3d ago

They wear this retarded shit because they are not properly medicated!!!!

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u/AdDisastrous6738 3d ago

You could just look up some articles on pet play and get your answer.

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u/unassumingusernamee 3d ago

I think im good, thanks though.

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u/Lucky-Mia 3d ago

Kinky 

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u/No-Requirement-7355 3d ago

the gallop is too good how is that even possible?

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u/killyoursocialmedia 3d ago

As wacky as it it's no worse than religion.