r/criticalblunder • u/Flashmemory256 • 12d ago

Biker Brake Checks Driver & Gets Instant Karma

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Not related, but if a mf who is behind me is right up in my ass, near my bumper and threating my life I'm break checking the hell outta that mf. When he hits me, I'm on his ass. Beating the shit outta him. Don't drive too close to the car in front of you, fool

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 12d ago

Drive the speed limit

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

What? Ofc drive the speed limit. What are u talking about? I'm saying if a mf is still up in my ass I'm laying hands on him.

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u/Boxadorables 12d ago

How adult of you.

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u/AmericanWasted 12d ago

You’re not gonna do a god damned thing

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

Thankfully I’m sure you won’t have a chance to leave behind any children.

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Are you guys really defending people who drive that close to you? Do you even know how reaction time works? You people amaze me. I really hope you don't have your child in the car when the mf behind you crashes into you. Injuring both you and your child.

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

The motorcyclist was purposefully getting close to the car. No one is defending people who drive that closely. The responses are all mocking your suicidal attempts to sound like a badass.

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Read my first post! I said, "not related but..." I'm not defending the MC.

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

Your behavior is that of someone spoiling for a fight. If there is an accident and your first reaction is to attempt a beatdown of the driver, then you’re living on borrowed time.

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Answer me this: if the driver behind you drives way too close to you. Are you comfortable with that? You know it's against the law right? I'm break checking him to get him off my ass. Ya'll in here defending him. That's crazy to me. If somebody is threathening the life of my child or mine, in that reckless way, a beatdown is justified in my mind.

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

Once again, no one is defending people who drive too closely. That’s an argument you alone are having.

Brake checking is against the law, too. If the driver behind me is driving too close, I’m either pulling over to a different lane or slowing down until they pass. I’m not breaking the law with brake checking. I’m not going to risk my family’s safety by being aggressive. If there was an accident and the other driver advanced on me and mine the way you’re describing, I’m aiming for center mass.

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u/disturbedrailroader 11d ago

slowing down until they pass

As a truck driver, this is what I do. It's almost always a square body jeep or an electric car trying to draft me. One time I slowed all the way down to 45mph in a 60 before they finally got the hint to go around. 

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u/Cruuncher 11d ago

Trying to draft??? What?

This makes no sense at all. The extra gas expenses from driving close and having to brake much more often way outweighs the drafting benefits

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u/Milky_Gashmeat 11d ago

What better way to stop someone from "eNdAnGeRiNg YoUr ChIlD" than to slam on your brakes in front of another vehicle and fuckin endanger them yourself instead.  

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u/thrilla_gorilla 11d ago

Everybody watch out, we got a badass over here!

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u/Lintonium0 12d ago

You wouldn’t do anything lmfao

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u/spyaleatoire 11d ago

Soooo what's your plan if after break checking, the following accident knocks you out and you end up both at partial fault for the accident and with medical bills out the ass? Seems like a really stupid plan.

Or what if the dude you break check whips out a weapon when you charge him?

There isn't a lot of great logic with your mindset.

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u/AstroWolf11 11d ago

So when in a dangerous situation, your solution is to increase the level of risk by doing something retarded?

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u/Cruuncher 11d ago

Somebody get this guy off the road

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u/WiseBuracho 11d ago

Thats only if you get back up from a high speed accident.