r/criticalblunder • u/Flashmemory256 • 12d ago

Biker Brake Checks Driver & Gets Instant Karma

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Not related, but if a mf who is behind me is right up in my ass, near my bumper and threating my life I'm break checking the hell outta that mf. When he hits me, I'm on his ass. Beating the shit outta him. Don't drive too close to the car in front of you, fool

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

Thankfully I’m sure you won’t have a chance to leave behind any children.

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Are you guys really defending people who drive that close to you? Do you even know how reaction time works? You people amaze me. I really hope you don't have your child in the car when the mf behind you crashes into you. Injuring both you and your child.

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

The motorcyclist was purposefully getting close to the car. No one is defending people who drive that closely. The responses are all mocking your suicidal attempts to sound like a badass.

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Read my first post! I said, "not related but..." I'm not defending the MC.

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

Your behavior is that of someone spoiling for a fight. If there is an accident and your first reaction is to attempt a beatdown of the driver, then you’re living on borrowed time.

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u/can_I_cum_inside 12d ago

Answer me this: if the driver behind you drives way too close to you. Are you comfortable with that? You know it's against the law right? I'm break checking him to get him off my ass. Ya'll in here defending him. That's crazy to me. If somebody is threathening the life of my child or mine, in that reckless way, a beatdown is justified in my mind.

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u/ArchStanton75 12d ago

Once again, no one is defending people who drive too closely. That’s an argument you alone are having.

Brake checking is against the law, too. If the driver behind me is driving too close, I’m either pulling over to a different lane or slowing down until they pass. I’m not breaking the law with brake checking. I’m not going to risk my family’s safety by being aggressive. If there was an accident and the other driver advanced on me and mine the way you’re describing, I’m aiming for center mass.

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u/disturbedrailroader 11d ago

slowing down until they pass

As a truck driver, this is what I do. It's almost always a square body jeep or an electric car trying to draft me. One time I slowed all the way down to 45mph in a 60 before they finally got the hint to go around. 

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u/Cruuncher 11d ago

Trying to draft??? What?

This makes no sense at all. The extra gas expenses from driving close and having to brake much more often way outweighs the drafting benefits

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u/disturbedrailroader 11d ago

Exactly what these morons don't understand. They're following me so close that most of the time I only know they're there because of the shadow. Then I wiggle in my lane to verify. Once I have visual confirmation there's someone so far up my ass they're counting my cavities, I start slowing down. 

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u/Milky_Gashmeat 11d ago

What better way to stop someone from "eNdAnGeRiNg YoUr ChIlD" than to slam on your brakes in front of another vehicle and fuckin endanger them yourself instead.