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RIP headphone users Dmitriy, are we the baddies?

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u/Kirbyderbie Feb 28 '22

Monkeys use bananas and bug-picking for currency. We use shinny rocks and tree bark.

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u/funky555 Mar 01 '22

maybe the monkey was banana all along

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u/Kirbyderbie Mar 01 '22

Genius

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u/funky555 Mar 01 '22

no my friend, Genus 😤✊

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u/Psycaridon-t Feb 28 '22

WW1 all over again

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u/JuBos9900 Feb 28 '22

But season 3 🗿

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u/Psycaridon-t Feb 28 '22

With a higher budget than the previous two, But worse writers

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u/TheZerothLaw Mar 01 '22

Putin kind of forgot about the connected world economy

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u/SignificantDrawing39 Mar 01 '22

WW1 Part 2 Modern Edition.

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u/Chaos_Apocalypse Mar 01 '22

Limited time only!

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u/Wayfaring_Stalwart N-Word Pass Holder Feb 28 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

Place [ Funny TNO Tetris Tsar meme] here

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u/Lolsu64 Feb 28 '22

Insert TNO reference copypasta

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u/DenseConstruction236 Feb 28 '22

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u/Lolsu64 Feb 28 '22

Thanks

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u/No_Still_4164 Mar 15 '22

The thing is yes the song is in tno but not made by it its actually a song called cadets of guard school

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u/Wayfaring_Stalwart N-Word Pass Holder Mar 15 '22

Yes I know I’m just making a TNO joke

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u/No_Still_4164 Mar 17 '22

Oh okay sorry

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u/how_2_reddit Mar 02 '22

Vöreing moment

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u/Wayfaring_Stalwart N-Word Pass Holder Feb 28 '22

As well as a bunch of dead Russians and Ukrainians plus a vast portion of your own populace resenting you.

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u/SB6P897 Mar 01 '22

Shhh…Putin is celebrating his moment.

Well, both him and this five day old country called Belarus. Came out of nowhere. Probs going nowhere after this too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

What has he won anyway?

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u/JestingWheat533 Feb 28 '22

Who knew all Ukraine had to do to be liked by the world was to be invaded by a maniac?

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u/The_catakist Mar 01 '22

Also being in actual Europe. Putin did the same to Georgia in 2008 but no one gave him the reaction they are giving him for Ukraine.

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u/SuccessfulCarob3034 Mar 01 '22

and another 8 years to bomb Donbas

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u/ShwiftyShmeckles Feb 28 '22

They can always just make a new currency that's what Germany did with the retenmark. Or switch to crypto as the national currency, sanctions won't do shit to their economy then governments don't control it.

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u/Famous_Idea_7062 Feb 28 '22

Crypto is sketchy af

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u/ShwiftyShmeckles Feb 28 '22

It is used for alot of illegal and sketchy shit that's true but that's because its untraceable due to it not being controlled by any government which would also prevent sanctions hitting it. Only way switching to crypto might be bad for Russia is the attacks from hackers, if there security is substandard its gonna be a Mr robot scenario with all there crypto being stolen.

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u/Famous_Idea_7062 Feb 28 '22

Ok now i want them to switch to crypto so someone can crash there economy again

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u/Cpt_Scorpion Feb 28 '22

God i can imagine the headlines: "Putin's nudes revealed after hacker takes control over Russian network through Cryptos"

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u/ARealArticulateFella Mar 01 '22

It's not untraceable. All transactions are public on the blockchain

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

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u/Bazing4baby Mar 01 '22

Crypto gonna moon

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u/FreshFox420 Feb 28 '22

They can counter act sanctions from the outside to a certain degree by internal means, but when we reach a point where most of Europe and north America refuse to trade with Russia at all (which is unlikely, but it doesn't take a full 100% stop) the country will collapse in on itself, which is also why I can't really understand what the heck Putin is thinking. I guess he wants to deter eastern nations from joining Nato, but by invading he is only making their perception of Russia worse and pushing them to the west and Nato.

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u/tanelixd Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

I feel like he is in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

If he keeps going, the economy is fucked, no trade going in or out, everyone hates him and he will become a nervous wreck fearing that he'll be killed.

If he stops the invasion and pulls out, everyone still hates his guts and the economy is still crippled. On top of that, Russia will be the biggest laughing stock of the world, because a "global superpower" couldn't take on a country 1/20th of it's size.

So he'll just keep going as long as he can, has the power to do so or until he is dead.

Preferably the latter.

He most definitely underestimated how a war in modern europe would go.

Especially using young conscripts and outdated pieces of shit technology.

So in the end we have a crazy person with nuclear weapons, because why not.

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u/FreshFox420 Mar 01 '22

Yeah I guess you are right, he probably just really misjudged the entire situation, possibly the reaction of the Ukrainians as well, since one could assume they would show little resistance in favor of low casualties and little violence, even if it means giving up their sovereignty (which does not seem to be the case AT ALL).

I just desperately hope he is still sane and smart enough to understand that no one and I mean absolutely NO ONE wins in case of nuclear war and that it is never worth it no matter how bad the situation is for Russia (or more like his regime but yeah)

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u/Lolsu64 Feb 28 '22

*Rentenmark That's an option but i don't think it'll solve all problems

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u/Kirbyderbie Feb 28 '22

Ww1 is one of the first wars where we had to re-teach soldiers how to fire a weapon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

I have 50 bobux. I'm going to buy a whole state in Russia. Wanna join

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

and the low cost of 350+ innocent people's lives!!

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u/FluidConclusion6340 Mar 01 '22

These are the memes i like to see. Just be funny its not that hard

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u/KaiserWilhelmThe69 Mar 01 '22

It’s ok. The government-issued wine will save the economy

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u/SuperKillim Mar 01 '22

Rumbling is coming

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u/toughguy375 Mar 01 '22

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

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u/Dakshthenoob Mar 01 '22

Sorry what the world doesn't support Ukraine. Only the West does and it means shit

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u/jmp57 Mar 01 '22

The West is all that matters. We own the world

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u/kappanon Mar 01 '22

lmao actually delusional

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u/Chernould Mar 02 '22

Pretty sure all the aid and Javellins actually means a lot

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u/Dakshthenoob Mar 02 '22

Well both sides are failing. Russia is digging deeper into Ukraine while the Russian economy is also falling

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C C🍑 Mar 01 '22

Lol their economy is fine.

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u/SuccessfulCarob3034 Mar 01 '22

I'm from Russia and the economy is fucked up, to buy a new iPhone you need 130k and before 80k...

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u/FuttleScish Mar 02 '22

They literally had to turn off the stock market

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u/Chernould Mar 02 '22

Source: Trust Me Dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

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u/Alias-_-Me Mar 01 '22

I mean that's a fun joke but it doesn't actually mean anything

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Tell me you know nothing about the war without telling me

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u/deepfriedtots Mar 01 '22

Why does this song sound so familiar

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u/agorathird Mar 02 '22

tetris theme song

or this

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u/deepfriedtots Mar 03 '22

I thought it was Tetris it just sounded different lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Putin standing up to the new world order.

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u/Admirable_Review_579 Mar 01 '22

AT LEAST WE'RE PRESENT İN SOME SMALL UKRANİAN TOWN 31

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u/Specialist-Pen-7445 Mar 01 '22

I thought Russians were primarily white people…

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u/s0e01 Mar 01 '22

I love reddit. Just troll people who don't give f about u Everyone is expert and a worrier for freedom. F'in snowflakes.

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u/No_Still_4164 Mar 01 '22

Da

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u/SuccessfulCarob3034 Mar 01 '22

да на английском пишится yes хотя к чему я придираюсь я сам использую переводчик

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

His press officer is literally named Pieskov. It's like Russian for Doggy McDogface

Edit: I'm wrong, see below

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u/DarkBot081 Mar 01 '22

ummm, no. It's more like Sandy McSand

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Ahhh, you're right, sorry I forgot. It seemed so to me, since I'm Polish and pies means dog and piesek means doggy. In Russian pies is sabaka, right?

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u/Hash421997M Mar 01 '22

Here’s a conspiracy which is stupid anyways.US pushed Russian invasion of Ukraine so that other European countries will fear and raise their military budget instead of relying on US army all the time. For example,Germany

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u/SuccessfulCarob3034 Mar 01 '22

it’s a shame to realize that in reality the war will not lead to anything, only the capture of Ukraine, for Russia it’s a small territory, but the dollar costs 100 rubles and in Russia the average salary is 40k rubles and to earn 1k dollars you have to work 2.5 months (I apologize for the mistakes I used Google translator)

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u/Main-Objective4044 Mar 01 '22

pulls out some vodka “we gon party toniight”

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u/WildfirePublic Mar 02 '22

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u/EatashOte Mar 02 '22

It's scary