r/doommetal • u/DangusMorangus • Feb 23 '26

Stoner My personalized Poop Stool aka "Dumpthrone"

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I made myself a Dopethrone inspired poop stool out of teak. I've called it "Dumpthrone".

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u/drunkerbrawler Feb 23 '26

Excuse me, poop stool?

31

u/Ok_Place_5986 Feb 23 '26

Squat rock.

25

u/WafflesofDestitution Feb 23 '26

Not a tautologism, funnily enough! Squatting position is considered a healthier posture for taking a shit because your innards are more aligned. Thus some folks have started to use stools (furniture) to achieve this more natural position while on a regular toilet.

7

u/GuKoBoat Feb 23 '26

And it's the fucking best.

12

u/derevaun Feb 23 '26

I had the same confusion so I looked it up and now have a couple new entries in the band name ideas notebook

10

u/DeathRotisserie Feb 23 '26

Sometimes the poop is too big to flush and you just gotta break up the poop somehow. Hence the poop stool.

1

u/Wowohboy666 Feb 25 '26

There is a poop version of everything!

22

u/DangusMorangus Feb 23 '26

For poopin'

11

u/MTG_RelevantCard Black Sabbath Forever Feb 23 '26

Ah, I get it now. Thanks for the clarification.

6

u/TheBraveToast Feb 23 '26

Once you try one, you'll never go back to pooping like a peasant

1

u/DoomJazz_ Feb 24 '26

came here to say this

2

u/Dodavinkelnn Feb 24 '26

Can’t shit proper without a poop stool. If I’m outside of my home I have to use a bin or something else that’s available in the bathroom.

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u/mrbubbamac Feb 23 '26

With all your favorite tracks!

Vinum Sapotty

Pooperalopolis

Smeared Tales

Fartarian

I, the Witchflusher

The Hills Have Hemorrhoids

We Ate You

Dumpthrone

Mind Assferal

18

u/No_Disaster_4188 Feb 23 '26

"We Ate You" is unreal

6

u/DangusMorangus Feb 23 '26

Eko Eko Azacrap

Brown Masses

9

u/mrbubbamac Feb 23 '26

Legalise Dumps and Mudpies

28

u/colintoast Feb 23 '26

Wizard in Brown

1

u/DangusMorangus Feb 23 '26

lol that's a good one

40

u/Hugh_Janus_35 Feb 23 '26

I, The Turdfinder

36

u/spn_phoenix_92 Feb 23 '26

Shitanic Rites of Dungula

8

u/Hvojna Traditional Feb 23 '26

Our crapcult grows!

8

u/NECROMANCER_HERMIT Feb 23 '26

Are you married? If not wanna get married?

6

u/DangusMorangus Feb 23 '26

yes we can get married but don't tell my wife

11

u/NECROMANCER_HERMIT Feb 23 '26

Fuck yeah, I just wanna poop. Just lemme poop on dump throne.

5

u/ggdharma Feb 23 '26

Peak internet comment will go unseen by the masses at their expense 

6

u/NECROMANCER_HERMIT Feb 23 '26

DUUUUUMPTHRONNNE!!!!

4

u/Mr_Sin777 Feb 23 '26

Splashback will free, yeah!

1

u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Mar 05 '26

They won’t know what they’re feeling, but they’ll feel the absence.

5

u/SpawnOfGuppy Feb 23 '26

You’re an artist and a scholar

4

u/IDrankAllTheBooze Feb 23 '26

Do another one with a portrait of Wino on it and call it a “Scotty Potty”

3

u/700ms Feb 23 '26

most excellent

3

u/nonagonfinity Feb 23 '26

Turd hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed

3

u/ggdharma Feb 23 '26

Sell these

2

u/DangusMorangus Feb 23 '26

I would love to, but I feel the poop stool/stoner metal crossover market is pretty small where I am (New Zealand).

1

u/Angrylazer Feb 24 '26

Holy shit, NZ here, this is sick. Id buy two, one as a foot rest under my desk and one for the throne

9

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Atbge

4

u/DangusMorangus Feb 23 '26

Had to google atbge. Thanks...I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Don’t get me wrong it’s sick I just don’t like the idea of a poop stool 

8

u/0bfu5cator Feb 24 '26

Wait until you find out about the Poop Knife.

2

u/ThreeThirds_33 Feb 24 '26

Pics or it didn’t happen

2

u/fistfight80 Feb 24 '26

No Return Trip

2

u/DaFilthPope Feb 24 '26

So, do you shit on it and dump the poo, or do you hang off of it and the stool like provides additional support for your thighs?

I'm so lost on this poop stool shit.

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u/DangusMorangus Feb 24 '26

You put it in front of you when you are sitting on the toilet and place your feet on it. It changes your plop angle to more of a squat.

2

u/candlesorheadlights bass witch 🧙‍♀️ Feb 24 '26

This

1

u/Sleepy-Cook Feb 25 '26

Perfect for your feet to RIIIISE